The Crystal Ball 2014 Week 4
To
overcome a sudden depth issue at linebacker, the Pittsburgh Steelers welcomed
back James Harrison. Anyone else thinks it looks a tad odd to see a team, whose
owner is heading the “independent” investigation on the leagues response to
domestic violence, sign a man formerly arrested for said crime?
Yes, I
know, it was almost 7 years ago. And from a rehabilitation standpoint, Harrison
should be held up as how education and intervention programs can change
criminal behavior. But in the current climate, it just feels off to me.
At the very least, we have William Gay to look up to as a role model and someone to emulate in regards to fighting domestic violence.
At the very least, we have William Gay to look up to as a role model and someone to emulate in regards to fighting domestic violence.
Opening
Kickoff
“There's some
things you can cover up and then there's some things you can't.” – ESPN NFL analyst
Ray Lewis in
discussing the Ray Rice situation
If
anyone would know about what you can cover up and what you can’t, it would be
Ray “Stabby” Lewis.
The
Way It Was
If I
hear one more ignorant Ravens fan call Joe Flacco Joe Cool, I’m going to put
him on an elevator with Ray Rice. That’s such an insult to Joe Montana.
Ok San
Diego, you have my attention
Oh,
Cleveland, you were so close. But in the end, it turns out you’re still the
Browns.
Hmmm, the
Ravens lost Dennis Pitta to injury. Perhaps a minor Karmic down payment for the
recent shenanigans of their management staff.
Peyton
Manning had a great last minute drive and 2 point conversion to tie the game
and send it into overtime. Stunned I was, because it’s so rare to see manning
to come through during big moments in big games. Then I remembered it’s the
regular season, so I shouldn’t have been surprised.
We all
got to witness a much bigger drive by the Seahawks in overtime to end the game.
That was tremendous effort.
Oh, so
there’s Eli Manning. I guess he now can only play big versus the Patriots, and
former Patriot coaches.
Attention
Green Bay. Your defense is not good enough for a slow offensive day. Yes, they
did only allow 12 points, but still.
Hmmm,
I’m starting to get used to the Bengals having one tremendous highlight play
each week between Dalton and Sabu that ends in a touchdown. Just didn’t think
Dalton would be receiving. Interesting wrinkle.
I told
you Philly would fall behind then storm back in the second half. They have a
pattern.
Kirk
Cousins throwing 48 times in a shootout against the Eagles? We’ve seen RGIII
play his last game as a starter in Washington, haven’t we? Yeah I thought so too.
Dallas
came back from 21 points down? Their defense is worse than I thought.
How
does Dez Bryant, the Cowboys best receiver, get that open?
Cardinals
are 3-0 with freaking Drew Stanton at the helm. Woof.
The
Steel Pit
Steelers
37 – Panthers 19
What
did I say? The offense scores 30+ a game, we’re gonna win. That should do quite
nicely.
Outstanding
all around effort. Some selected highlights from a lovely evening in North
Carolina.
The running
game was tremendous all night. I love the backfield duo of Bluntman and
Chronic. 1st time 2 backs with 100+ yards since 1986. Well that’s
something new.
There
were an awful lot of Heath chants for a road game. I’m just saying perhaps not
the best showing on Sunday night Carolina fans.
Wheaton
is coming on, and looks like he could be as special as Brown. But you have to
learn body control to be a top flight receiver, and that includes knowing where
your feet are at all times.
The best
play of the game, and the real turning point occurred on the field goal attempt
on 4th and 4 when the Panther defense jumped offside. The Steelers
got a new set of downs, Big Ben tossed the first Steelers touchdown in over 8
quarters, and the offense came alive.
Unfortunately,
with each sunny day must come some rain. Here are some selected low lights.
Obviously
the injuries. Ryan Shazier, Jarvis Jones and Ike Taylor all left the game. Shazier
has a sprained MCL and will be out 2-3 weeks. Jones suffered a wrist injury
that required surgery and will be out at least 8 week. Ike T suffered a
gruesomely broken arm, the darn thing was flopping on TV that also required
surgery and will be out at least 6 weeks.
However
while watching the game I wondered as Ike left the field if I had watched Ike play
his last game as a Steeler. Despite my railing at him this year, because he’s
obviously lost a few steps, I am a big Ike Taylor fan. He has been a great
cornerback in this league for a dozen seasons, and that’s not easy to do. If he
had ever learned how to catch and hold onto a football, and racked up some
interceptions, I know he would have been to multiple pro bowls and possibly
even had a conversation for the Hall of Fame. But alas, his hands are made of
stone. His arm, though, looked like Jell-O on Sunday night.
Even
worse than the injuries was Lawrence Timmons taking out both Taylor and Shazier.
I hope they limited his exposure to our offense in practice this week.
Overall
the one negative I took away from the game is that in all three areas, there
was some undisciplined play. There were too many penalties in general and
specifically too many dumb penalties. Yes, David DeCastro, it’s nice you come
to the defense of your receiver. But Luke Kueckly wanted to goad someone into a
reaction. He was trying to spark his team. You get suckered into that nonsense;
the officials never see the instigator, only the retaliator. And Cortez Allen,
please learn the new rules for defensive contact. You’re driving me crazier
than Roger Goodell.
Only
In Faux NFL Reality…
Pats
owner Robert Kraft tried to get
a high five from guest Mark Wahlberg, and it did not go well for Mr. Kraft.
Way too funny.
Adrian
Peterson just
doesn’t get it. None of them do, it’s why the lies keep rolling along. Just
sad.
According
to Steelers owner Art Rooney II, the NFL
owners support embattled commissioner Roger Goodell. Well duh, we knew
that. Perhaps this righteous indignation we feel as a consuming public should
turn away from vilifying the puppet, and turn on the 32 puppet masters. It sickens
me the owner of my team is part of this sham of an investigation. Yeah, one
mistake should not undermine a career. But it’s the many mistakes before the Ray
Rice situation, and the many and continued mistakes made as it spirals more out
of control most definitely should end a career.
Former
NFL kicker Rob Bironas died in an automobile accident last week. Thus far it
does not appear Bironas was under the influence, but was
driving erratically and potentially involved in some road rage incidents.
Bill Murray said it best, don’t drive angry. Sadly, in this case it was fatal
anger.
Ok,
Tom Brady mocked his own past failed attempts at trying to get a high five and photoshopped
himself into a picture with his team owner trying for a high five too. This
is wickedly funny and self-depreciating humor at its best. Tom Brady is really
funny this season. Is he trying to one up Peyton Manning in the humor
department?
The
boys from South Park, always known for their wickedly sharp wit and cutting
social commentary, did it again. This time, they
skewer Dan Snyder and his lame excuses to keep his team’s racist nickname,
by of course using his own argument against him. Matt Stone and Trey Parker are
subversively brilliant.
Upon
Further Review
Part
of the Outside
the Lines report from last week stated that Ravens head coach John Harbaugh
wanted to cut Ray Rice in the immediate wake of Rice’s attack on his then
fiancé in February. Obviously that did not happen.
After Baltimore’s
victory over Cleveland, Harbaugh was asked about this assertion. Harbaugh responded
as the good soldier, revealing nothing and incriminating no one from the
team.
"Every single
football decision we make, we work together. You get together. You hash it out.
Ozzie uses the term scrimmaging. You scrimmage it out and everybody has their
opinions. It's not black and white. That decision was exactly like all the
other ones. We walk out that room, we are united. We stand
shoulder-to-shoulder, and that's how I felt about the decision. The way we
handled it all the way through, I felt like was the right way to handle it. I
felt like we did the right thing and we stand behind it."
Predictably,
the team is refuting the OTL report, stating that it’s untrue and Harbaugh
never wanted to cut Rice, or two other players that were arrested in the off
season. The team is still maintaining that the organization first saw the video
on September 8th, and this was the first time the team understood
the sheer magnitude of what happened that night in Atlantic City.
Team
owner Steve Bisciotti held a press conference to answer questions, and basically
said everyone is lying but us. The law enforcement officer who has proof he
sent the video to the NFL, as well as a voice mail from the NFL to authenticate
this claim. Lying. This new report, that the team had a full description of the
events hours after they happened proves it wrong. That’s a lie. The entire Outside
the Lines report. A lie. And Ray Rice, who has stated repeatedly he told the
team and Roger Goodell everything that happened. An obvious liar.
Goodell,
Bisciotti, Dick Cass, Ozzie Newsome, NFL executives, league officials. Please,
just please….
STOP
LYING!
We
know you covered this up to make it go away. We know you could care less about
fixing domestic violence, we know you only care about keeping the money train
rolling. But you’ve been busted; it’s out there in the open. Just because you
insist on perpetuating the lie doesn’t mean it will magically come true.
The
sad part is, right now the person who looks the most truthful and upstanding in
all of this mess is Ray Rice. Yes, the man who punched his fiancé is looking
like a better person than Goodell, Bisciotti and Ravens brass combined.
He
Said He Said
“I ain't trying to
crown them tonight. I like the effort, they hung together, went into a hostile
environment and won against a good group, and there's a lot to be learned from
that.” –
Steelers head coach Mike Tomlin on the team’s bounce back performance in
Carolina
Somewhere,
Denny Green is smiling.
"We just
stole it off Coach Coughlin's iPad. You know, early '90s rap." – Giants
quarterback Eli Manning on the music played during the team’s practice on
Friday.
Zing!
As wacky as his brother. But here’s a legit question; do you think Coughlin is
more Kid n’ Play and DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince, or would he be more
down with Kool Moe Dee and Slick Rick. These are questions for which we need
answers.
"That was
straight Hulk Hogan 1985 WrestleMania suplex." – Saints
quarterback Drew Brees on the sack he endured during the
Saints/Vikings collision
He’s
just lucky after he was sacked Jimmy “Superfly” Snuka didn’t come flying off
the top turnbuckle. It’s happened before.
“What do you want
me to say? Penalties are bad.” – Browns head coach Mike Pettine
With
in-depth analysis and leadership like that, there’s no telling how far the
Browns can go!
Idiot
of the Week
Yeesh,
every week it seems like a cutthroat competition. This week, ESPN was heads and
tails above the rest.
ESPN suspended
columnist and producer Bill Simmons for inflammatory remarks Simmons made
in his weekly podcast. Simmons went on a rant and called NFL commissioner Roger
Goodell a liar, and then dared ESPN to tell him he was in trouble for speaking
his mind. ESPN called his bluff and suspended Simmons for three weeks.
Here’s
the problem with this scenario. Goodell IS a liar! ESPN engaged
their ombudsman to try and justify the suspension by saying there is no
smoking gun to prove such allegations by Simmons. However, this is not true.
There is a smoking gun, and it was provided by ESPN employees, among them the
reporters working the story at Outside the Lines. Goodell has claimed he didn’t
know how bad the assault was until thee video inside the elevator became public.
However Rice himself has stated he told the team, the commissioner and league
representatives exactly what happened and this has been confirmed by Ravens general
manager Ozzie Newsome.
Not
enough? Ok, well Goodell has also claimed that the NFL never had a copy of the
tape from inside the elevator. However, it’s been widely reported law
enforcement sent the NFL the video in April, and there is physical evidence to
back this up. Goodell is lying and Simmons is right.
ESPN’s
Outside the Lines, while not as direct, all
but said Goodell, the NFL and the Ravens have all lied, are currently lying
and continuing to lie in their damaging report that sent a salvo at the NFL
that Goodell is still trying to dig out from under. The report also did most of
the investigating the “Independent” investigation should need to do, and now
will find it much more difficult to conveniently ignore.
ESPN
just patted themselves on the back this week for
their investigative reporting in this fiasco and their ability to still be
journalists and report on the bad dealings of a business partner. But by
suspending Simmons for passionately telling the truth, they threw away all
credibility they regained from their disastrous decision to pull out from the
Frontline report on concussions last year. If anything, they just made things
worse.
Obviously
money
and corporate power far outweigh truth and journalistic integrity in
Bristol Connecticut. And right now, the NFL’s money and corporate power flexed its
collective muscle and ESPN acquiesced, and Simmons became the convenient
sacrifice for ESPN to save face in front of their monetary overlords.
The
worst part is not even ESPN kowtowing to the NFL. The worst part is ESPN
suspended Simmons for three weeks, which is longer than they suspended Stephen
A. Smith for his ignorant remarks that implied Janay provoked Ray’s attack, and
is longer than the NFL’s initial suspension for Ray Rice himself. And Simmons
garnered this suspension for saying what almost every fan, player, coach and
media member already knows; that Roger Goodell is a liar.
Simmons
finds himself banished to the couch for three weeks for speaking the truth. But
Ray Lewis says while discussing the situation that you can cover some things up
and nothing happens. ESPN you are massive idiots.
On Tap
This Week
By
this point in the season, teams should really start emerging, or sinking.
Last
week: 11-5
Thursday:
0-1
Season
to Date: 28-21
Looks
like I’m emerging too. I like that. Let’s see what trouble we can get into this
week, shall we?
Sitting
at home, debating how Roger Goodell will further humiliate himself and the
league this week:
Arizona,
Cincinnati, Cleveland, Denver, Seattle and St. Louis
Sunday
Tennessee (1-2) at
Indianapolis (1-2)
Ok,
the Colts cannot be this bad. Can they?
Colts over Titans
Carolina (2-1) at
Baltimore (2-1)
Oh
boy, another instant rivalry as Steve Smith faces his former team in a Week 4
showdown. I’m rooting for Carolina, obviously. However, I know how these story
lines go.
Ravens over
Panthers
Buffalo (2-1) at
Houston (2-1)
I want
to pick Buffalo, I really do. But if I’m backing a shaky quarterback, it’s
going to be one playing at home.
Texans over Bills
Green Bay (1-2) at
Chicago (2-1)
Yeah,
the Green Bay offense looked off track last week. But the Bear defense is not
nearly as stingy as Detroit’s.
Packers over Bears
Tampa Bay (0-3) at
Pittsburgh (2-1)
Disturbingly,
in the past few years Pittsburgh has had issues in games against crappy teams. Today
had best be different. On a different note, I know he’s young, but I’m not sold
just yet on Justin Brown. And I’d like to see more of Lance Moore than some 4th
receiver action.
Steelers over Buccaneers
Miami (1-2) at
Oakland (0-3)
Yeeech,
what an awful matchup. Well, at least Dolphin fans will feel good afterward.
Hey LaMarr Woodley, how’s that playoff contender working out for ya?
Dolphins over
Raiders
Detroit (2-1) at
New York Jets (1-2)
Perhaps
I’m nutty, but I just don’t trust Detroit. Depending on this week I may start,
though.
Jets over Lions
Jacksonville (0-3)
at San Diego (2-1)
Oh
please. The Jags are going to roll with rookie Blake Bortles at quarterback. That
may be good one day, but today will not be that day.
Chargers over Jaguars
Atlanta (2-1) at
Minnesota (1-2)
Speaking
of rookie quarterbacks, the injury to Matt Cassel allows Mike Zimmer to save
face and start Teddy Bridgewater. This actually might help more than Bortles
for Jacksonville, but still will not help today.
Falcons over
Vikings
Philadelphia (3-0)
at San Francisco (1-2)
I
sense a letdown game from Philly. And I sense the 49ers reasserting themselves,
at least for a game.
49ers over Eagles
New Orleans (1-2)
at Dallas (2-1)
New
Orleans is not this bad, and Dallas is not this good. Enough said.
Saints over Cowboys
Monday
New England (2-1)
at Kansas City (1-2)
Ok,
what hilarious comment or image will Tom Brady post this week? I hope it’s
something involving the Pats beating the Andy Reid-led Eagles in the Super
Bowl. That would be an appropriate zinger.
Patriots over Chiefs
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