The Crystal Ball 2013 Week 3 Thursday Night Special on Friday
The NFL is
killing me with this Thursday schedule. If they add games on Wednesday, I quit!
Opening Kickoff
Watching last
night’s game, and hearing the commentary, I was struck that playing a football
game four days after playing a previous one leads to sloppy play, increased
injuries and poor entertainment. You think Goodell notices, or can he even tell
the difference between good football and bad football?
The Super Bust
Yes, I know,
it’s several weeks overdue. And yes, I know, I promised this not once, but
twice and failed to deliver. But put away your pitchforks and torches, it’s
finally here. The Crystal Ball’s annual Super Bust Picks!
One of my
favorite parts of the season is determining who will play in the still
theoretical Super Bust. For the uninitiated to our all-star game, the Super
Bust was born out of annoyance and frustration with media outlets attempting to
prognosticate Super Bowl participants and glean an NFL champion without a
single down of meaningful football played. I’ve maintained it’s a ridiculous
exercise in futility, and continue to enjoy pointing out the stupidity of
choosing winners without any consequential data.
As longtime
readers of The Crystal Ball are aware, The Super Bust would pit the two
consensus pre-season favorites to play in the Super Bowl, yet failed to get
there, against each other. The creation of this game would fill the void in the
week between the championship games and the Super Bowl, and provide the
participating teams, fans, support businesses and the NFL at large with untold
benefits.
Now when this
concept was first introduced, the Pro Bowl was still played at its traditional
time during the week after the Super Bowl. Since then, Goodell and the NFL saw
fit to move the Pro Bowl between the conference championships and the Super
Bowl, filling that football free void. So for the Super Bust to actually work,
the Pro Bowl needs to return to its proper time, after the Super Bowl. This
would benefit the fans, because they would be able to see players from all 32 teams,
not 30 minus the Super Bowl participants. And it would benefit the Super Bowl
winning team, as their players could be feted by their colleagues fittingly.
I can
guarantee The Super Bust would provide exciting football. The two chosen teams
would be so bitter about not playing in the Super Bowl, despite being favorites
to appear in the big game at the beginning of the season, and forced to play in
a sideshow exhibition game they would take out their frustrations on each
other. And with only the off season looming next week, all caution would be
thrown to the wind. You want hard hitting slobber knocking football? The Super
Bust would fit that bill. The game is that simple, and that genius. Plus, it
would be fun to gather all the media talking heads together during the pregame
show to discuss the participating teams, knowing these clubs were their choices
to play for the Lombardi Trophy. Hello awkward conversation!
I’m sure
you’re wondering if this would work. Would the pre-season favorites actually be
available for the Super Bust, or would they defy my prediction and actually
advance to the Super Bowl. To answer this question, let’s compare the 2007
through 2012 season’s preseason favorites to the teams that actually
participated in the Super Bowl.
2012
Preseason Consensus Super Bowl Favorites
NFC – Green
Bay Packers
AFC – New
England Patriots
2012 Actual
Super Bowl Participants (Both teams were
2012 Super Bust Alternates)
NFC – San
Francisco 49ers
AFC –
Baltimore Ravens
2011
Preseason Consensus Super Bowl Favorites
NFC – Green
Bay Packers
AFC – New
England Patriots
2011 Actual
Super Bowl Participants
NFC – New
York Giants
AFC – New
England Patriots
2009
Preseason Consensus Super Bowl Favorites
NFC - New
York Giants
AFC – New
England Patriots
2009 Actual
Super Bowl Participants
NFC – New
Orleans Saints
AFC –
Indianapolis Colts
2008
Preseason Consensus Super Bowl Favorites
NFC – Dallas
Cowboys
AFC – New
England Patriots
2008 Actual
Super Bowl Participants
NFC – Arizona
Cardinals
AFC – Pittsburgh
Steelers
2007
Preseason Consensus Super Bowl Favorites
NFC – New
Orleans Saints
AFC – New
England Patriots
2007 Actual
Super Bowl Participants
NFC – New
York Giants
AFC – New
England Patriots
A few items
of note here. One, I did not do this prediction in 2010, my bad. Like most
sports writers, I too get lazy, or burnt out, or just too busy with this pesky
real job thing. Regardless, we do not have data for that year. Moving on.
Of all the
picks, the 2007 and 2011 Patriots were the only pre-season favorites to
actually advance to the Super Bowl. While being able to make it to the Super
Bowl after a full season being a prohibitive favorite is a tremendous
achievement, New England lost both games, including their chance at immortality
and a 19-0 record in 2007, to the eventual champion New York Giants. Boy that
is still fun to say.
Of all actual
Super Bowl participants, none made the big game again the next season. That
doesn’t seem to bode well for 49er and Raven fans, now does it?
So what about
the 2013 season? Well, after searching high and low and comparing picks from
various media outlets, I have determined the consensus choices from the AFC and
the NFC to represent their respective conferences in the Super Bowl. Those
teams are….
2013 Preseason
Consensus Super Bowl Favorites
NFC – Seattle
Seahawks
AFC – Denver
Broncos
Alternates:
Each conference also has an alternate choice, a team favored to make the Super
Bowl, but not as highly as the overall choice. And since the inception of the
Super Bust, there has actually been two preseason favorites that did meet
expectations, so it’s good to keep an alternate choice in reserve for each
conference. Because we still need the revenue from this imaginary game or the
NFL will go broke.
NFC
– Green Bay Packers
AFC – Houston
Texans
So there you
go, ladies and gentlemen, you’re choices for the 2013 Super Bust. Keep an eye
on these teams throughout the season. Whilst others think they will go to
and/or win the Super Bowl, I know they will only be in line for a Bust.
On Tap Tonight
Kansas City (2-0) at Philadelphia
(1-1)
Ok, you
already know KC won. And for the record I did pick them. I question
Philadelphia’s defensive abilities at this point, and after watching the game,
their ball security. But mostly, I remember McNabb’s first game against
Philadelphia. And while Donovan was running on fumes, as we saw later that
season, he still was able to triumph over his old team. So I figured Andy Reid
would do the same. And Reid did not let me down.
Chiefs over Eagles
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