The Crystal Ball 2013 Final Cuts
Rolling Stone
recently published a stunning article about Aaron Hernandez, his behavior
and crime and culture in the NFL. After reading the article, I feel surer than
ever about my statement that the Patriots knew much more about Hernandez than
they claim to admit.
And I'd love
to find out just how much more was covered up for Hernandez at various points
in his journey, and just why these people who covered up preferred to ignore
the problem instead of getting the young man help.
Opening Kickoff
Cowboys owner
Jerry Jones stated recently that while the NFL owners do not mess up much, they
have with Los Angeles, but the
league is closer than ever to returning to L.A. Jones is dead on accurate,
the owners rarely mess up. But he is mistaken here. The NFL never messed up
with Los Angeles.
Keeping that city without an NFL team was the perfect threat to force other NFL
cities to build taxpayer funded stadiums that allowed the league and owners to
fill their pockets with luxury box and other upgraded stadium revenue while
getting said building for basically free. If that's messing up, then I'm doing
it all wrong.
The Way it Was
49ers backup
quarterback Seneca Wallace decided he would
no longer play football and seemingly retired. Now he's the new backup in Green Bay. That ought to
make the season opening game between these two teams very interesting.
Looks like
the Raiders are going
with Terrelle Pryor at quarterback, at least to start. I wonder if Dennis
Allen will ever get to coach a team with real talent. I hope so, I'm curious if
he's a decent head coach.
Cincinnati locked
up defensive tackle Geno Atkins for 5 years. Yikes, this sincerely
terrifies me, and makes me wish we had him.
The New York
Jets signed
Brady Quinn for quarterback depth. Yeah, that'll help.
Bills
receiver Stevie Johnson turned up the Week 1 trash talking by claiming there's no
one on the Patriots that can stop him. Stevie, they don't have to stop you,
they know whoever is starting at quarterback will do their job for them.
Keep your
fingers crossed, there's a
chance Tebow could return to the Patriots this season! Oh let that please
happen, just to see people lose their minds!
The Patriots
cut incumbent punter Zoltan Mesko, who was then promptly
signed by the Pittsburgh Steelers. What a transparent move by the Steelers.
They didn't do this to improve their punting position, they did it to try to
tap that sweet Zoltan
power of the Pittsburgh Pirates.
The Steel Pit
The Steelers
reached compliance with the NFL and pared their roster down to the required
size, and the 2013 team, barring injury and replacements, is set.
Of note, the
team cut Jonathan Dwyer, last season's leading rusher and Alameda Ta'amu, the
once promising nose tackle and when drafted, whispered heir apparent to Casey
Hampton. Apparently, Dwyer's cut was not
at the urging of the coaching staff, but I think it says something that
they also didn't fight to keep him.
The team lost
all 4 preseason games, finishing off the preseason in Carolina with an underwhelming loss played
mostly by men who were out of a job two days later. And while preseason games
do not matter from a wins and losses perspective, it was the manner in which Pittsburgh lost the games
that was troublesome to those watching the team for signs of what was to come
in 2013.
Now, it's
known to those throughout the NFL, and those who watch, that teams never reveal
during the preseason how they plan to deploy their offense and defense during
the regular season. However, Pittsburgh
never really took advantage of having throwaway games to try new things and
take chances at opportune times. The preseason is a good time to work out what
to do in certain situations. If you try something bold and it fails, big deal,
it's just preseason. But Tomlin and company never did. Now if the team faces a
tough situation during the regular season, plays apropos for such a situation
will not have any real game time functionality to know potential issues, nor will
players have any particular confidence in the success or failure of these
calls.
The team never
flexed the offensive passing game muscle, by far their strongest asset. Nor did
they ever get rookie Le'Veon Bell on the field due to several injuries, which
is a troubling item.
The Steelers looked
unprepared and inexperienced throughout August, and I have a bad feeling this
impression of the team will likely last through the Fall and into Winter. It
could be a long season in Pittsburgh.
Only In Faux NFL Reality…
Quarterback
Sage Rosenfels said in an article that Brett Favre, his Vikings teammate in
2009, admitted
to choking at the end of the game. Do you think Sage has anything to gain
personally by this story, like having people remember who he is?
Pacman Jones
had his
assault trial delayed until October. Considering Cincinnati's uniforms, there's a Halloween
related sarcastic comment in here somewhere. I'd find it, but I'm just fatigued
hearing about Jones screw up his umpteenth chance to be a professional sports
figure and a decent human being.
Around the Washington area,
this t-shirt is for sale that shows RGIII blended with the team's Native
American logo. The t-shirt has sparked some major controversy, especially
considering the growing furor over the team's nickname and disrespect of Native
Americans. Not discounting the controversy or questions of racism, I'd like to
point out that the t-shirt is just plain cheesy and tacky. And if I see someone
wearing one, I'm going to question their intelligence based upon their
sartorial choices.
CBS Sports
NFL commentator and former Steelers head coach Bill Cowher recently made his music
video debut, being feature prominently in the video for artist Queen V,
rumored to be dating Cowher. Ok, hold on one second. They still make music
videos?
The Tampa Bay
Buccaneers suffered a staph
infection outbreak. Come on people, it's called soap and hot water. Use it.
Upon Further Review
The Patriots
cut Tim Tebow. No surprise, without Hernandez to keep in line, what was the
point of having an inaccurate quarterback who makes questionable decisions? the
AFC East already has two of them.
Tebow, as he
has always maintained in his short NFL career, vowed to keep working and
striving to achieve his dream of being an NFL quarterback. To his credit, no
matter what has happened in his career, Tebow has continued on that path no
matter what the naysayers have put forth. This time, I believe, may be
different.
When Tebow
signed with New England, many people felt that if anyone could make a
quarterback out of him, it would be Bill Belichick and Josh McDaniels, the
coach who went all in with Tebow in Denver,
a move that ultimately cost McDaniels his job. It would seem, even Belichick's
powers have a limit. If there were NFL teams in need of a quarterback and on
the fence about Tim before, now they might change their mind seeing that
Belichick couldn't bother to give him a roster spot.
I think there
is a certain nobility in Tebow continuing to hold onto his dream of being an
NFL quarterback, and not compromising that dream. However, at this point in his
career, he may want to finally start altering that dream. While it's great to
hold fast to your beliefs and dreams, you must recognize when compromise is
needed. For Tebow, that time is now.
He has had
his moment as a starting quarterback in the NFL, and even won a playoff game,
which is more than most quarterbacks that pass through the NFL can say. But if
he wants to continue playing in the league, it's time to consider a position
switch, to perhaps an h-back or tight end, something to which his athleticism,
ball handling skills and running ability could be applied.
As the NFL
season starts without Tebow on a roster for the first time in 4 years, Tim
needs to ask himself. Is it better to hold onto his desire to be an NFL
quarterback and be out of the league, or to live the dream of being an employed
NFL tight end, a slightly different, but no less significant dream.
He Said He Said
"I'm not gonna accuse nobody of
nothing, because I don't know facts. But you're a zillion-dollar company, and
your lights go out? No. (Laughs) No way." - Former linebacker Ray Lewis to USA
Today's Nate Davis, stating he questions the validity of the power outage
during the Super Bowl.
Well, I
already knew Lewis didn't know facts. Because it's a fact that obstruction of
justice means you are covering up evidence and hindering law enforcement's
ability to investigate and solve a crime. It doesn't mean law enforcement
officials did not do their job and bother to solve a crime.
"If we didn't feel Robert was
full-go and ready to play and do all the things you ask a guy to do, he would
not be playing in this game."
- Washington
head coach Mike Shanahan on RGIII's status for Week 1.
Come on, he
was starting RGIII no matter what. If you believe this line of bull, I have the
deed to a bridge in Brooklyn I'd be willing to
sell to you for a deeply discounted price.
“I think I'm going to be exactly the
same. The reason people have voted you captain is you've shown those leadership
skills already. I don't think I have to change, especially in the speaking up
department." -
Steelers safety Ryan Clark on being named a team captain for the 2013 season
Ryan, you do
know that team captains shouldn't be hanging out in the locker room of their
arch rivals after games, right?
"You can't arrest me, I'm a Colts
player." - Colts
safety John Boyett to
police officers arresting Boyett for public intoxication and resisting law
enforcement
Did no one
tell this year's rookie class that the I'm a football player defense only works
for misdemeanors committed by stars and super stars?
"I did not let him go today, but
he's more than ready."
- Cardinals head coach Bruce Arians on running back Rashard Mendenhall
Well that's a
first.
Idiot of the Week
This week, I
give the award of idiot, with much glee, to former linebacker, current ESPN
talking head and permanent blowhard Ray Lewis.
Lewis, in the
latest installment of America's Game,
stated he feels the blackout
at the Super Bowl was no accident, but a carefully calculated attempt to
thwart Baltimore's momentum and help San Francisco get back
into the game. Get ready people for this level of intelligence and thoughtful
opinion every week on ESPN. I'm so excited to watch ESPN's Sunday morning
ratings plummet faster than Flacco's quarterback ratings.
Lewis
explained his questionable thought process by explaining that if you grew up
like Lewis, and he means poor, that the power would get shut off due to hard
times. But he questions how an operation like the NFL could possibly lose power
during its biggest event of the season.
If Lewis had
two brain cells to rub together, he'd realize the power loss is to be blamed on
the same thing that caused thousands of fans to show up in Dallas for Super Bowl XV and find they had no
seats for their legitimate tickets: Greed, Hubris, Ego, Arrogance and
Stupidity. The NFL sold tickets for seats for Super Bowl XV they could never
have installed properly in time for the game because they wanted to make money.
The stadium
lost power during Super Bowl XVII because instead of spending the money to
properly upgrade facilities based upon possible over usage, officials opted to
save the money and figured everything would be fine. When they were embarrassingly
wrong, well then they looked stupid for their ego and arrogance.
Sorry Ray
Ray, but this conspiracy theory is off base. However, if your concussion addled
brain still believes there was a conspiracy behind Super Bowl XVII, you may be
right. How about you look back over the last quarter of last season, and Baltimore's entire playoff
run with an objective eye. And then I'd like you to explain to me how a defense
that gave up over 400 yards of offense, in almost every game, and was led by a
one armed linebacker in his late 30s that was regularly beaten by no name tight
ends and running backs, and an offense led by a quarterback who's previous big
game moments met with disastrous results, and an offensive coordinator who
slept through several seasons as Peyton Manning's head coach managed to not
only make the playoffs, but win four playoff games on miraculous plays and
questionable calls WITHOUT help from a commissioner who apparently owed you a
major favor. Because if you ask me, the real conspiracy is how suddenly the
Ravens were rarely penalized and got every break AFTER you announced your
impending retirement.
Idiot.
On Tap This Week
The NFL
season begins tomorrow night, and we'll be there with our opening night kickoff
pick. Get ready, here it comes....
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