Sunday, December 30, 2012

The Crystal Ball 2012 Week 17



Ok, I know what you're thinking, "Oh come on another short week? He's just hiding from Pittsburgh's horrible season now."

Honestly, yes I did that on Monday and Tuesday. Heck if I had known Pittsburgh's season was going to crater the Heinz Field turf like the wet dog turd it was, I would have rooted for the Maya to be correct.

Nevertheless, even whilst hiding my shame, and of course celebrating Christmas, I had full plans to do something the Steelers haven't done in a month, finish strong.

And then I came down with a sniffling, sneezing, coughing, achy, nauseous, sore, exhausting sick that has lingered until, well right now. Normally, I get two or three colds a year, none of which last very long. This one, though, seemed to be making up for past colds with a vengeance.

So bear with me this week. We'll be back next week to put a bow on the 2012 season for at least 20 teams, start up the coaching carousel which has surprisingly not started yet and Rex Ryan is desperately trying to get a ride on, and start looking at the candidates for the Next Super Bowl Champion. Hmmm, that made me think of a rather cheesy reality show. Eh, we'll save that for next week.

On Tap This Week

Ok, my dream of a last gasp charge to the front wheezed out pretty pathetically last week. I mean, come on Steelers, Cowboys and Giants, all you had to do for the playoffs was win a game against a beatable opponent!

Last week: 8-7
Season to Date: 153-87

Regardless, at least we have one week left, and the time to say goodbye to some familiar faces on familiar teams and a few long term coaches who will soon be out of work. Ahhh, memories......

Sunday

Chicago (9-6) at Detroit (4-11)

Umm, Chicago can still make the playoffs right? Yeesh, lately these teams have been my bane.

Bears over Lions

New York Jets (6-9) at Buffalo (5-10)

It's the draft position Bowl! Yay!

Bills over Jets

Tampa Bay (6-9) at Atlanta (13-2)

I believe Atlanta will finish strong. But what I really want to see out of them will not potentially happen for two weeks. Let's talk then.

Falcons over Buccaneers

Carolina (6-9) at New Orleans (7-8)

Come on Drew, one more just to stick it to Goodell and his "reinstatement" of Sean Payton, future Cowboy coach.

Saints over Panthers

Houston (12-3) at Indianapolis (10-5)

Ummm, Sure, why not the Texans.

Texans over Colts

Jacksonville (2-13) at Tennessee (5-10)

Ok, come on Jacksonville. You have the inside track to the number one pick. Don't screw this up.

Titans over Jaguars

Cleveland (5-10) at Pittsburgh (7-8)

Am I happy Pittsburgh will miss the playoffs for the first time since 2006? No. But I think if some of the younger guys learn you have to do the work to get there, the team will be better off in the long run. Troy Polamalu agrees with me. And I'll admit, there's a small part of me that would like to see them get a better draft spot. But it's small.

Steelers over Browns

Baltimore (10-5) at Cincinnati (9-6)

Ugh. No matter who wins, I lose.

Ravens over Bengals

Philadelphia (4-11) at New York Giants (8-7)

Hey Eli, do you think you can beat Napoleon Dynamite? After the last few weeks, I have my doubts.

Giants over Eagles

Arizona (5-10) at San Francisco (10-4-1)

Oh I'm rooting for the Cardinals, because it would be hilarious if Jim Harbaugh blew a division lead that was in the bag. But even I doubt that would happen.

49ers over Cardinals

Kansas City (2-13) at Denver (12-3)

One, no rest for Peyton Manning this year. He's playing every down he can. And even Kansas City can't screw up the first pick in the draft, no matter who will be around to make the pick.

Broncos over Chiefs

Green Bay (11-4) at Minnesota (9-6)

Is anyone else wondering how much easier the end of the season might have been for Green Bay if they hadn't been cheated out of a victory against Seattle? Wait, too soon to bring that up?

Packers over Vikings

Miami (7-8) at New England (11-4)

Come on, you and I both know Gronkowski is fine. Belichick just doesn't see the need for him to risk injury pummeling Miami.

Patriots over Dolphins

Oakland (4-11) at San Diego (6-9)

Thank you Norv Turner, we'll all miss your expressionless failures.

Chargers over Raiders

St. Louis (7-7-1) at Seattle (10-5)

How many teams are feeling stupid about passing on Russell Wilson now?

Seahawks over Rams

Dallas (8-7) at Washington (9-6)

Anyone else find it funny that 7 weeks ago Mike Shanahan basically gave up on the season?

Redskins over Cowboys

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Sunday, December 23, 2012

The Crystal Ball 2012 Week 16



Did anyone actually believe the world would end on Friday? Roger Goodell made sure that didn't happen. There's no way the apocalypse would have occurred with two weeks left in the regular season. Goodell would never let the Mayan calendar interfere with NFL revenue.

Opening Kickoff

Ok, I absolutely love the NFL Play 60 commercial with Cam Newton. That little kid steals the show. When he says at the end, "I'm just loosening my arm", I lose it laughing every time.

The Way It Was

Darn, I didn't get my wish. The Saints didn't humiliate Greg Schiano on the last play. But they did do it for 60 minutes of game time, so that's something.

Come on Bill Belichick. I ask you for one thing, just put that chucklehead Harbaugh in his place. And you can't even do that. Useless!

Knocking on the door of a touchdown, Joe Flacco threw an interception that was returned for a touchdown at end of the first half. From there, the game became a Bronco blowout. Is there anything more fun than watching this highly overrated Ravens team exposed? no, no there is not.

Boy, in the second half Peyton just kept throwing deep to stick it to Baltimore.

The Giants were a bad choice.

Yes, that was an impressive Atlanta win. But like everyone else outside of Georgia, I'll believe it when they do that in the playoffs.

NFC East and AFC North division battles are heating up in scintillating ways.

On the last play of the game, Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez fumbled the ball. And that marks his last play as a starter. At least for this week.

Well, it would seem Kirk Cousins has proved himself as some valuable trade bait for the Redskins. I fear on what quarterback hungry team that young man may end up. Although I'd be willing to bet Larry Fitzgerald sends him a Christmas card.

Detroit lost to a team with no viable starting quarterback and who lost by 58 points the previous week. It's nice to see the Lions have reverted to form.

Before the Steelers game, Dallas honored murdered teammate Jerry Brown. Then they welcomed his killer Josh Brent to their sidelines for the game. I'm still trying to wrap my head around how the Cowboys couldn't see what was wrong with this situation.

The Steel Pit

Steelers 24 - Cowboys 27 OT

Ok, I keep reveling in the collapse and exposure of the Ravens as a mediocre team. But I suppose it's time I recognize the mediocre team in my own back yard. You know, the one that has lost 4 of the last 5 games.

In last week's episode, there was the usual good play from Big Ben, more fumbles from the receiving corps, zero defensive splash plays, more injuries and as has been the case, a loss.

I will never figure out what makes the 2012 edition of the Pittsburgh Steelers tick. I just wish Tomlin and his crew would and get them winning consistently.

Just watching this team this season, I've been happy, sad, upset, infuriated, calm, resigned, hopeful, joyous, ecstatic, dumbfounded, confused, enraged and more. Often, I've hit them all in the same game.

Now, I must once again offer a mea culpa. In the off season, I was with everyone else thinking a change in offensive coordinator would be good for the team. I tired like everyone else of Bruce Arians ignoring the running game in short yardage situations and his penchant for bubble screens. Plus, I figured Todd Haley and his style would shake things up in a positive way, and help bring out the best of Big Ben and the offense.

I was wrong.

Haley has taken a talented offense and neutered it, insisting on short passes and a reliance on a running back corps that couldn't break through a wet paper bag while maintaining control of the football. Haley doesn't call an offense that maximizes the talents and strengths of his players; he calls one he thinks the players should run, talents be damned. Haley's play calling and offensive strategy makes Bruce Arians look like Bill Walsh.

I was rankled by Roethlisberger's griping during the offseason about Haley, but he obviously knew better than the rest of us. Ben, I apologize.

It finally came to a head this week when Roethlisberger rightfully threw Haley under the bus for his play calling after the Cowboy loss. This caused an awful stink in the Burgh until Roethlisberger offered an apology mid week. Mind you, he apologized for causing such a stir, not for what he said about Haley's offensive prowess.

Dealing with this situation, a suddenly overbearing owner, an injury plague that has struck almost every member of the team short of Max Starks, it's a wonder Mike Tomlin has managed to keep this team in playoff contention and even slightly on focus.

And speaking of focus, I know injuries have just decimated this team. But heck, that happens with every team, especially at this time of year. I think the real issue might be a lack of focus. None of the prime receivers, Wallace Brown and Sanders, seems to focus on the minor details like ball security. This goes double for the running back corps.

As a matter of fact, if you look at most of the young players on the team they all seem to have the same issue of lack of focus and attention to detail. Or maybe it's just there's not enough players on the team that feel that losing is not an option. It's times like this that I miss Mean Joe and Joey Porter.

At this point, I am actually hopeful they miss the playoffs. The young players have always known of a Steeler post season run, and I believe they're spoiled and just expect such things. Perhaps if they learn what it's like to not play in January, then they'll learn that to get there means you have to work every day to be a champion, not just on select game days.

At least there's only two games left, and the potential for a higher draft position. This must be what Browns fans feel like every season.

Only In Faux NFL Reality…
Paul Tagliabue finally settled the Bounty Gate stuff, saying that while the players were culpable and should have been fined, Goodell went too far in suspending the offending players. Wow, I bet Goodell felt like the kid who just got yelled at by his dad for not playing nice with the other kids.

Wait, is Aaron Rodgers wearing a thong? Even if he is wearing a thong, it's still manlier than Tom Brady and his Uggs.

Let me get this straight. Goodell's screwball idea of eliminating kickoffs, which is merely a distraction from other more important issues, was generated from notorious bad sport Tampa Bay Buccaneers head coach Greg Schiano? If Goodell is serious about player safety, and I know he's not, why is he taking suggestions from a guy who's notorious for jeopardizing player safety at the end of football games?

49ers head coach Jim Harbaugh suspended running back Brandon Jacobs for the remainder of the season due to his "rotting away" comments. Gee, Harbaugh is such a people person.

Determined to win something, and distract everyone from his very public emasculation by Paul Tagliabue, Roger Goodell suggested an expanded playoff format that could mean up to 16 teams would make the post season. I bet when this happens the poor Browns still won't make the playoffs.

Tim Tebow is disappointed in Rex Ryan's decision to start McElroy over him this week. Well Tim, I'd say that makes you an official Jet, since every Jet fan I know has been nothing but disappointed in Rex Ryan's decisions this season. Don't worry Tebow, perhaps next season in Jacksonville will be better.

Upon Further Review

This past Wednesday, I took pleasure in viewing the latest installment of the NFL Network program, A Football Life. This week's installment focused on the Immaculate Reception with the 40th anniversary of the iconic play coming today.

As a lifelong Steeler fan, I loved watching a program that was so Steelers centric. Although the show did make me think of how annoyed I would be if the Steelers were on the losing side of such a play, and then be forced to watch said play crammed down my throat for 60 minutes. But overall NFL Films did a great job and made it fun to dissect, analyze and only partially demystify one of the greatest plays in NFL history.

Each week in the NFL there are at least a dozen marvelous plays. And over the course of a season, you will find that perhaps a dozen of those plays are memorable. But it is the rare play that occurs that rises to the level of epic. Those are the plays that typically are so good, so miraculous, so tremendous they have a name affixed to them.

The Immaculate Reception. The Sea of Hands. The Holy Roller. The Catch. The Music City Miracle. The Helmet Catch. The Tuck Rule. By just saying these names, you can picture each of these plays, and the ramifications each had not only on the game, but the season. That is the essence of an epic play. All had the same thing in common; a meeting of skill, talent, preparation and more than a little bit of luck to create an enduring image upon the NFL.

Another fun part of the episode, at least for me, was watching the birth of a dynasty. Now the Immaculate Reception occurred before I was born. So I never had a front row seat, or even memories, of when the Steelers finally turned the corner and left mediocrity behind to become a dominant franchise. So watching a team transform from lovable losers to enthusiastic winners was exhilarating.

I also enjoyed  watching the birth of one of the greatest rivalries in NFL history. With the Immaculate Reception, the Steelers and Raiders became fierce, violent rivals over the next half dozen years. The AFC Championship during the 70's often came down to a grudge match between these two bitter adversaries. To put it in perspective, the Raiders/Steelers of the 70s were equivalent to the Ravens/Steelers of the 00's. The Steelers/Ravens 2008 AFC Championship game, one of my favorite games of all time, was only rivaled in violence and sheer animosity to playoff games between Pittsburgh and Oakland in the 70's.

It is no secret those teams hated each other, and that was evident throughout the episode. The point was hammered home when it was revealed that former Raiders head coach John Madden refused to participate in the episode. 40 years later, and 30 years after he last walked the sidelines as a head coach, and Madden was still so incensed about the play he refused to participate in reminiscing about it. That is a true rivalry.

The Steelers/Raiders rivalry is not what it once was, as the Raiders have fallen on hard times. Plus the main principals of this rivalry are either all retired or passed on to football heaven. Although in the last few matchups, Oakland has found a modicum of success against Pittsburgh. So perhaps there's still hope of resurrecting this classic competition.

Despite this fun, the NFL missed a tremendous opportunity. The Steelers and Raiders played each other this season, but the game occurred in September. I must ask the schedule makers why this matchup wasn't scheduled for today? The Steelers will honor the play, and I'm sure older players will be on hand to celebrate one of the greatest moments in NFL history. But the game, and most importantly to the NFL, and merchandising opportunities are lessened by not having these two storied franchises playing against each other on the anniversary of a game that helped define both. Considering how much Roger Goodell loves to make money, I'm actually shocked he missed such an immaculate prospect.

He Said He Said

“I couldn’t react because I was dealing with a lot of sickness early in the game. I just wasn’t all the way into it, honestly. I was dealing with flu symptoms and everything. I just kind of watched him jump over me.” - Ravens safety Ed Reed on how he got hurdled by Knowshon Moreno

Always with an excuse there Reed.

“Now, I’m a Packer fan too, for one reason. First of all, I love the coach, he’s from Pittsburgh. But Aaron Rodgers is the best quarterback in football, without question. He gets it, he understands, he’s a class act. He’s a great leader. I hope they give him a little more protection than they’re giving him right now or he’s going to get his (expletive) busted.” - ESPN commentator and former Bears head coach Mike Ditka

''I am on this team rotting away so why would I wanna put any pics up of anything that say niners. This is by far the worst year I ever had, I'll tell you like I told plenty others.'' - 49ers running back Brandon Jacobs while tweeting pictures of his Giants Super Bowl rings

I'm sure anyone who is forced to spend that much time around Jim Harbaugh feels the same way. Hey, someone ask Alex Smith how he feels.

"My affirmation of Commissioner Goodell's findings could certainly justify the issuance of fines." - former NFL Commissioner Paul Tagliabue on overturning the player suspensions meted out by Roger Goodell during the Bounty Gate scandal

Justify fines, not suspensions. Tagliabue's findings confirm exactly what I said months ago - "Goodell slammed New Orleans for making his “player safety” schpiel look like so much clap trap and publicly making Goodell look like a fool."

Idiot of the Week

This week, I place the crown of idiot on Steelers president Art Rooney II. I don't want to, but I must. The 2012 edition of the Pittsburgh Steelers, and the mess they've become, needs to be laid at the feet of Rooney. As Truman once said, the Buck stops here.

Rooney decided in the previous off season to listen to the misguided advice of fans who still believe the running game is the most important part of an offense. Ignoring the obvious fact that the NFL today is a passing league, and he employs a top 5 franchise quarterback, Rooney set out on reshaping the Pittsburgh Steelers to mimic the 1950's NFL.

Rooney circumvented his head coach and fired the offensive coordinator in the messiest fashion possible, with the team claiming that Bruce Arians had retired. Arians, as any Colts fan knows, is not retired and currently the offensive coordinator and interim head coach leading a rookie quarterback and a young team to a playoff birth in Indianapolis.

Rooney then went out and hired Todd Haley, previously of the disaster in Kansas City. Haley's resume while not sterling, did have bright spots. And his initial plans to keep Roethlisberger upright and healthy and increase scoring were met with much huzzahs. And while scoring is up, Roethlisberger still missed 3 games due to a frightening injury, the offense has no identity, no running back will even crack a 1000 yards rushing this season, and the team has already lost 3 more games than it did last season, and could finish losing more games this season than in the last two combined.

One top of that, Rooney has potentially alienated his franchise quarterback. I am openly wondering now if Roethlisberger will even want to re-sign here when his current contract expires. The last time Pittsburgh had a franchise quarterback, he left on such bitter terms he didn't return to the city for almost 20 years. This franchise certainly doesn't need that again. I know I don't want to see Bubby Brister 2.0.

In the process, Rooney has ignored other glaring problems with the team, allowed too much infighting amongst the coaching staff, has allowed too many young players to act like jagoffs instead of Steelers and potentially treated his talented young coach in such a jarring way that he may drive Tomlin out of town.

These kind of overbearing owner actions are the type you usually see from inept owners like Jerry Jones and Dan Snyder, not from the Rooney family. Art Rooney II you are an idiot. Although there is hope Steeler fans. Dan Rooney is returning from Ireland, and here's hope the chairman emeritus smacks some sense into his son and puts this franchise back on the right track.

On Tap This Week

Ok, there were a few admittedly bad picks last week. But overall it wasn't horrible.

Last week: 10-5
Saturday: 1-0
Season to Date: 145-80

The best part is the Lady K and I are tied for 6th in our pool. It's time for a late season push together for a top three spot. I've got my eye on a sweet shop cabinet.

Sunday

Minnesota (8-6) at Houston (12-2)

The unstoppable force versus the immovable object. I'm pretty sure Houston will win, so I'm interested mostly to see if Adrian Peterson can continue his ascent toward the single season rushing record.

Texans over Vikings

New England (10-4) at Jacksonville (2-12)

This is the NFL schedule makers Christmas gift to the Patriots.

Patriots over Jaguars

St. Louis (6-7-1) at Tampa Bay (6-8)

St. Louis is 4-0-1 against the NFC West and 2-7 against everyone else. Well the first step toward a winning team is to win your division. Although this seems to be an odd way to do it.

Buccaneers over Rams

Cincinnati (8-6) at Pittsburgh (7-7)

Rage, rage against the dying of the light! Ok, that's a little dramatic. But it would be nice to get a home win, right before Christmas, on the anniversary of the Immaculate Reception. Plus, last year at this time, the Giants were 7-7 and they won the Super Bowl. But I may be day dreaming a bit.

Steelers over Bengals

San Diego (5-9) at New York Jets (6-8)

San Diego houses Pittsburgh on the road, then gets rolled by Carolina at home. Who knows which team will show up this week. Although I'm betting on McElroy power!

Jets over Chargers

Tennessee (5-9) at Green Bay (10-4)

My only question. Will Clay Matthews do another sexy sack dance that gets his female fans all atwitter again.

Packers over Titans

Washington (8-6) at Philadelphia (4-10)

Eagles fans, look at it this way. At least you get to watch RGIII in action. That's something, right?

Redskins over Eagles

Indianapolis (9-5) at Kansas City (2-12)

Could this be the week we see the return of Chuck Pagano? Maybe. It would give the team a big lift. Like they need it at this point.

Colts over Chiefs

Oakland (4-10) at Carolina (5-9)

It would seem that we are seeing the return of Cam Newton from 2011. Panther fans are breathing a sigh of relief.

Panthers over Raiders

Buffalo (5-9) at Miami (6-8)

If Buffalo can't win in Buffalo, or Toronto, what makes me think they'll win in Miami?

Dolphins over Bills

New Orleans (6-8) at Dallas (8-6)

This may be foolish, as they have been a bit unreliable, but I think Jerry's boys will push the NFC East all the way to week 17.

Cowboys over Saints

Cleveland (5-9) at Denver (11-3)

I think Peyton has learned from his past failures, and will not be taking off a week to rest up for the playoffs. That never worked in his Colts career.

Broncos over Browns

Chicago (8-6) at Arizona (5-9)

Ok, I'm going out on a limb here, but Chicago seems to be waist deep in their annual second half swoon. And even the Cardinals can benefit from this.

Cardinals over Bears

New York Giants (8-6) at Baltimore (9-5)

Ok, this is the week New York turns it on. I know they can do it. After all, I'm sure Flacco will throw at least one touchdown for New York.

Giants over Ravens

San Francisco (10-3-1) at Seattle (9-5)

Ok, maybe Pete Carroll can apply some comeuppance to Jim Harbaugh. Go Russell Wilson, the forgotten rookie quarterback.

Seahawks over 49ers

And with that, I wish everyone a Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!

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Sunday, December 16, 2012

The Crystal Ball 2012 Week 15



For reasons on which I shall not elaborate, this week we will only feature the picks. Call it a pseudo bye week. Tune in next week for a full complement of nonsense.

On Tap This Week

Ok, this is why I hate these Thursday games. They're so hard to pick ahead of time. Last week I thought Cincinnati, but after watching the games, I felt good about Philly so I took a chance. And we all know how that worked out.

Last week: 10-5
Thursday: 0-1
Season to Date: 134-75

Oh well. What is one to do?

Sunday

Green Bay (9-4) at Chicago (8-5)

Congratulations 2012 NFC North champion Green Bay Packers! Is that a bit presumptuous? I don't think so.

Packers over Bears

Indianapolis (9-4) at Houston (11-2)

Ok, so I was wrong. Belichick preferred to go the smack around an upstart contender route last week and trounced Houston. The Texans are a good team, obviously, and this week they have a chance to exorcise some Colt related nightmares. They will do this handily.

Texans over Colts

Denver (10-3) at Baltimore (9-4)

Baltimore approaching full panic mode, fired offensive coordinator Cam Cameron. I'm sorry, but this will not stem the tide of the impending collapse. Not unless they fire Joe Flacco too. Just watch, this is the Exposure, week 2.

Broncos over Ravens

Jacksonville (2-11) at Miami (5-8)

Hey, it's the Florida Bowl! It would be more fun if Tebow was involved, though.

Dolphins over Jaguars

Washington (7-6) at Cleveland (5-8)

RGIII or no RGIII? That is the question. Right now, the best team in the AFC North is Cleveland. But Washington actually has something to play for, namely the NFC East division crown. I'll take a chance on Kirk Cousins.

Redskins over Browns

Minnesota (7-6) at St. Louis (6-6-1)

Strange, isn't it, that Minnesota seemed left for dead about a month ago. And today, even with Christian Ponder still involved, they could pass the once seemingly dominant Bears in the standings before seasons end. Isn't football grand?

Vikings over Rams

Tampa Bay (6-7) at New Orleans (5-8)

Here's what I'd love to see. A close game, with New Orleans holding a lead in the closing seconds. As the Saints go to kneel, they anticipate Schiano being a douchebag and storming the victory formation. Drew Brees just skips backward a few yards, lofts a ball to an unaccounted for receiver who bolts untouched to the end zone. That would put a definitive end to Schiano's antics.

Saints over Buccaneers

New York Giants (8-5) at Atlanta (11-2)

New York can no longer wait to turn it on in the playoffs. If they falter, either Washington, Dallas or both could catch and pass them in the division, and leave New York watching the playoffs from home. Call me crazy, but I have a feeling they will step up today.

Giants over Falcons

Seattle (8-5) at Buffalo (5-8)

Oooh, an international game, from lovely Toronto! Still won't help Buffalo.

Seahawks over Bills

Carolina (4-9) at San Diego (5-8)

Stupid Norv Turner. Stupid Phillip Rivers. Stupid Chargers.

Chargers over Panthers

Detroit (4-9) at Arizona (4-9)

It boggles my mind to think that at one point, Arizona was 4-0 and being talked about like a contender. Shocking. I fully expect to see a news story in the next few weeks about Larry Fitzgerald standing outside Kurt Warner's house with a boom box over his head blasting Peter Gabriel.

Lions over Cardinals

Kansas City (2-11) at Oakland (3-10)

Its the Draft Position Bowl! Oakland will win the game, and screw up their draft position. The Chiefs will hold strong, and have a top pick set for the next team management group.

Raiders over Chiefs

Pittsburgh (7-6) at Dallas (7-6)

Yay a trip to Jerry World! It will be so much fun seeing all those Terrible Towels in Jerry's castle. Ok, this actually should be an entertaining game since both teams have a punchers chance at a division crown. So Pittsburgh, this week I recommend two goals, one don't get Ben hurt and two, importantly, win the game.

Steelers over Cowboys

San Francisco (9-3-1) at New England (10-3)

Ahhh, finally you'll see me rooting for Bill Belichick to be Bill Belichick. Because I can think of no one better in the NFL to stick it to that raging douchebag Jim Harbaugh. That will actually be fun.

Patriots over Harbaugh

Monday

New York Jets (6-7) at Tennessee (4-9)

Yuck. I think I'll skip this one and just watch National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation again.

Titans over Jets

Saturday

Atlanta at Detroit

Now Saturday games, that I can get behind! Although this seems like a pretty crappy matchup. Eh, it doesn't matter who I pick today. I'm sure I'll change my mind at least a half dozen times before Saturday night.

Falcons over Lions

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Sunday, December 9, 2012

The Crystal Ball 2012 Week 14



Come on people, are you really surprised and shocked the NFL proceeded with the Panthers/Chiefs game? If the wouldn't postpone or move the Steelers/Giants game only days after Hurricane Sandy ravaged the Eastern Seaboard with a good portion of New York and New Jersey without power, water or heat, what makes you think they'll stop the money train for one slain woman and her dead NFL killer?

Opening Kickoff

Watching any game featuring Peyton Manning from here on out until the end of his career will be unbearable. The fawning by the broadcast teams and studio hosts has reached a Farveian level of obnoxiousness.

The Way It Was

Rex Ryan momentarily had his fill with Mark Sanchez and benched him during the Jets game. Curious that he finally took Sanchez out when Tebow was unavailable.

The Niners and Rams came close to tying again with a second game that went deep into overtime. They must really like each other to play so much extra football.

Ok, Jim Harbaugh. Explain to me once again how Colin Kaepernick is a better option than Alex Smith? Because I couldn't see this dynamic hot hand in St. Louis.

The last time I remember a head coach replacing his experienced, winning starter for a young, inexperienced quarterback with high upside, it was Mike Shanahan replacing Jake Plummer with Jay Cutler. Cutler sucked, the team started losing and Denver missed the playoffs. Learn from history Harbaugh

Woof, the shine sure is coming off the Bears season in a hurry.

Tony Romo set the career touchdown record for the Cowboys, passing Troy Aikman. But Aikman won 3 Super Bowls to Romo's 1 playoff game. So there might be a disparity between the quarterbacks.

After letting go of DE Jason Babin last week, the Eagles canned defensive line coach Jim Washburn this week. Oh and in between, they lost again. What a nightmare mess.

Andy Reid named quarterback Nick Foles the starter for Philadelphia for the remainder of the season. I heard someone say Foles looks like Napoleon Dynamite, and now I cannot un-see this. Every Eagles game from here on out, all I'm thinking is, "I baked you a delicious bass" and "But my lips hurt real bad!"

Buccaneers head coach Greg Schiano went back to his douchebag ways, sending his men to charge the Broncos victory formation. I have to say, for Schiano this is an especially bad call. I think at this point, Peyton Manning has the power to have Schiano excommunicated from football.

The Steel Pit

Steelers 23 - Ravens 20

Who has two thumbs, a half dozen Terrible Towels and has been whistling Zippity Doo Dah all week? THIS GUY! A ha ha ha ha ha!

Oh I couldn't have been happier last Sunday. Just watching Pittsburgh celebrate on Baltimore's field, finally exposing the Ravens for the frauds they are. How can anyone take them seriously now as playoff contenders when a third string quarterback old enough to be the father of some of his teammates can kick their butt on their own field?

That was the exact Steeler team I've been waiting to see for a season and a half now. One just as sick of losing to Baltimore as the rest of us.

Now, we could discuss this week's injury report, which now includes Ike Taylor, or Ray Rice and Torrey Smith learning the hard way to never to mock or bring down the wrath of the Terrible Towel, or even the details of the game with still too many turnovers committed. But none of them are the true story of this game. The true story is one Charlie Batch.

Batch, a lion in winter, rose up to roar triumphantly against Pittsburgh's biggest rival on their field. Batch's phenomenal effort was all you could ask for and more. And this was far from easy. Batch had a terrible week leading up to the game. First he had to face his performance in Cleveland, looking at all the mistakes that were made. Batch owned that and put the onus of the loss squarely upon his own shoulders. He was still unsure if he would have the opportunity for a redemption throughout the week as Roethlisberger was making progress toward returning to action. Add to that the din of naysayers, which was just about everyone, who questioned why he was still with the team and were loudly professing that Batch could not get the job done in this critical game.

But to cap it all off, Batch had to say goodbye to his trusted pet and put his cancer stricken dog to sleep. Anyone who has ever had a dog knows how painful this experience is and how emotionally draining a person feels after they say goodbye to their 4 legged friend. Charlie had all of this swirling about him as he prepared to face the Ravens, on their field, with them having won three straight against Pittsburgh.

And with all of that going on, he came through like a champion. Batch's greatest moment came at the end of the game, when he led the Steeler offense on a 6+ minute, clock killing, game ending drive that culminated in a field goal as time expired and vaulted Pittsburgh to a signature win. Batch shared a long, emotional moment with Roethlisberger at the end of the game, as the weight of the week and the moment hit him. Charlie gave everyone in Pittsburgh an early Christmas present, quieted everyone who didn't believe he could still play and win and engineered perhaps the best win of his career. Congratulations Charlie, and thank you!

Only In Faux NFL Reality…

Jacksonville created their own rip-off of the Terrible Towel, called the Jag Rag. In Pittsburgh, jag is a shortened version of jagoff, a common insult. Too many jokes....

Colts offensive lineman Mike McGlynn alleges that Ndamukong Suh taunted a concussed player during the Lions/Colts game. Wow, ok seriously, who's surprised to hear Suh acted like a raging douchebag on the field? No one?

Cowboys defensive lineman Josh Brent was arrested for manslaughter after a single vehicle accident caused by drunken driving killed his teammate Jerry Brown. This should never happen! The NFL has services for players who need assistance getting home if they've been out partying and are intoxicated. This is shameful. Thoughts and prayers to Brown's family in this pointlessly tragic time.

Denver's mayor submitted a bid to have his city host the Super Bow. Honestly, I'm surprised Pittsburgh's sports crazy mayor hasn't tried this yet.

Terrell Suggs reportedly was required to surrender his firearms as part of a court order related to a domestic dispute. The part of this article that I focused on was that Suggs and his girlfriend have a history of domestic problems.

Chargers owner Dean Spanos has refuted reports that A.J. Smith and Norv Turner are set to be fired. If anything he should support and encourage those kind of reports.

With still four games to go in the season, Peter Schrager of Fox Sports is already hypothesizing that the 2012 quarterback class could be the best of all time. Here's a crazy thought. How about we let them play for another year or two, you know, just in case one or more turns out to be either flashes in the pan or flukes, you know, before we crown their asses?

Upon Further Review

During halftime of the Eagles/Cowboys Sunday Night Football game, NBC commentator Bob Costas addressed the murder of Kasandra Perkins by Chiefs linebacker Javon Belcher and his subsequent suicide. Costas focused on the issue of gun control, referencing an article written by Fox Sports.com journalist Jason Whitlock that questioned why the NFL would play the game in light of this tragedy.

Costas used a small segment of this article as his base material and augmented it with his own views. In the aftermath of his segment, Costas received tremendous backlash for using Sunday Night Football and the Perkins tragedy to air his thoughts on this controversial subject to millions of viewers.

Whitlock later further detailed his own position on gun control, America's gun culture and their place in this crime in a reasoned well thought out article. He also made clear his initial article was regarding how wrong it was for the NFL to continue with the game in the aftermath of Belcher's terrible actions. Whitlock also defended Costas, calling his stance and commentary as courageous.

However, Costas' commentary was not courageous. It was the wrong discussion at the wrong time. It was self serving, a wasted an opportunity to provide real help with his position and dangerous because it moved focus away from the real issues behind this crime. If Costas actually had any concern for Perkins or her family, her now orphaned daughter or anyone other than himself, he would have used his national platform to address more significant and apropos issues related to this calamity.

I have no problem with Costas' personal views, or the topic of gun control or engaging in intelligent discussion on the matter. But I do not believe Costas really wanted to start an intelligent discussion on the issue. By his commentary, and subsequent actions, Costas seemingly put forth his opinion merely to spark controversy and put his name in the press.

Costas chose to weigh in on a typically divisive issue that often goes past reasonable debate into infantile name calling and resentment with no clear exchange of ideas as each side sticks firmly to their own beliefs. The only person who benefits from such acrimony is the chef who stirred the pot, in this case Costas. The exposure he has received has been across the social media spectrum, an interview with Bill O'Reilly and a Podcast with Whitlock to discuss the issue have been priceless for Costas' publicity. As the saying goes, there's no such thing as negative press.

Sadly, Costas in his rush to push his opinion missed a prime opportunity to do a tremendous amount of good for not only those left behind, but millions of people suffering everywhere.

In the aftermath of Belcher's crimes, questions have been raised of why a man with no history of such behavior would suddenly find the only way out of an acrimonious situation was murder and suicide. Belcher shot Perkins 9 times, then drove to the Chiefs facility to thank Scott Pioli, Romeo Crennel and Gary Gibbs for all they had done for him before taking his own life. That does not sound like the actions of a rational man thinking clearly. It sounds like someone who may have been dealing with real problems and needed professional help. This does not excuse his actions in any way, but would help to explain said actions.

It would have been appropriate to put forth a commentary on mental health and emotional problems and the urgency for those dealing with such issues to seek help. Many people suffer from a litany of problems in silence because they are unwilling or unable to get the help they need. And many others are unable to see the signs of those around them suffering, even close family members, until it's too late. Using this tragedy to raise awareness and put forth information on how to receive help for those suffering from mental and emotional problems would have done a great deal of good for a great many. And it would have been especially apropos now when many people who suffer from depression, instability and a host of other afflictions find their problems too unbearable during the holidays.

In the last week, I find myself thinking of Belcher's mother and her frantic call to 911 while trying to keep Perkins with her until help arrived. I think of Pioli, Crennel and Gibbs, who tried desperately to get through to a young man bent on taking his own life, and had to watch those efforts fail horrifically before their own eyes. I think of the couple's baby daughter, who will grow up never knowing her parents. And of their families and Belcher's teammates like Chiefs running back Jamaal Charles. Charles' wife and Perkins were cousins. I wonder how they are dealing with this?

Discussing these aspects could have been a great way to highlight the importance of counseling and helped viewers who also may be dealing with grief and tragedy and other issues beyond their grasp seek the professional help they need. It could have helped people learn how to spot those suffering in silence and help those people get the help they require.

But what he could have done with his commentary pales in comparison to damage done by what he did do. By using Perkins' murder as his jumping off point to discuss his stance on gun control, Costas has created a media storm that has consumed the story. The focus as shifted to guns, and lost in the din of raging perspectives and the vitriol is the heart of this tragedy, domestic violence.

Domestic violence is a serious issue within this country and the athletic community at large. Unfortunately this problem is one that is rarely spoken about and the victims far too often suffer in silence, sometimes until the perpetrator finally kills them. The Chiefs, to their credit, wisely chose to hold a moment of silence before the game for domestic violence victims.

ESPN.com's Jemele Hill did not miss this subject, and wrote an eye opening, thought provoking piece. Hill not only addresses domestic violence, but the frequency it occurs amongst athletes and punishment meted out to perpetrators of this crime. The portion of the article that goes into detail on the percentage of athletes that are only lightly punished, if they are punished at all, is alarming.

By turning the focus away from Perkins' murder and the issue of domestic violence and toward gun control, Costas pulled the spotlight away from a serious issue that needs addressed. The assumption that Perkins would still be alive if Belcher did not own a gun is naive and dangerous. If a person is intent on harming or killing another person, they will find a way to do it. A gun is merely the method of how Belcher killed Perkins. Considering the details surrounding Perkins' murder, this would have been a very timely and appropriate topic to bring to the public's attention.

Discussing the pertinent subject matter brought forth by Perkins' murder, like domestic violence, mental health, depression and loneliness, therapy or grief counseling while providing information on how those suffering with these afflictions or situations can get assistance could have helped countless people get much needed support toward a better life. It would have made their lives, and the lives of those around them, better. If there could have been a good story pulled from the ashes of this tragedy, that would have been it.

Costas took the focus off of the murder of a young mother and put it on his own personal viewpoint. He wasted an opportunity to do good with a forum that reached millions and instead opted to use the story to further his career instead of showing any concern for the principals involved.

While I do not have the reach of Costas, I will at least try to do what should have been obvious to him. If you need help, or know someone who does, know there are resources out there. Here are a few, and please if help is needed don't be afraid to seek it.

National Domestic Violence Hotline - www.thehotline.org

Domesticviolence.org - www.domesticviolence.org

National Institute for Mental Health - www.nimh.nih.gov

Assistance with finding a therapist - Helpguide.org

Coping with grief - Helpguide.org

He Said He Said

“That was a big win. It was one of those moments, and he and I shared it. I’ll keep it between us what was said, but it was something that was special.” - Steelers quarterback Charlie Batch on his emotional moment with Ben Roethlisberger at the end of the Ravens game

Thank you Charlie, for giving us a feel good story on a surreal day.

“It’s just something that I sensed, that I felt. When you’re around the game long enough, you get that feeling that, ‘You know what? I’ve seen enough, and it’s time to make that change.’” - Jets head coach Rex Ryan, on benching Mark Sanchez

Rex, the time to make a change was months ago.

“‘We have to play accordingly and our fans have to show up accordingly, which we know they will. Hopefully, they’re super- duper drunk. So drink liquor, not beer." - Vikings linebacker Chad Greenway on the teams' impending game against Chicago

Ummm, that's funny but I'd imagine more than a little bit of an irresponsible comment. Plus, come on. Football fans most likely will already be drunk. Have you ever been to a tailgate party?

“When you looked at their faces when they ran off the field, man, this wasn’t the Super Bowl.” - Ravens safety Ed Reed after the Steelers victory over Baltimore

Oh please, every time the Ravens have beaten Pittsburgh they act like they just hit the Powerball. Shut your hole Reed.

"It's not over yet. For some of us, it will be with us for the rest of our lives." - Chiefs head coach Romeo Crennel on the Perkins tragedy

The whole thing just breaks your heart.

"When you ask someone how they are doing, do you really mean it? When you answer someone back how you are doing, are you really telling the truth? We live in a society of social networks, with Twitter pages and Facebook, and that's fine, but we have contact with our work associates, our family, our friends, and it seems like half the time we are more preoccupied with our phone and other things going on instead of the actual relationships that we have right in front of us. Hopefully, people can learn from this and try to actually help if someone is battling something deeper on the inside than what they are revealing on a day-to-day basis." - Chiefs quarterback Brady Quinn

Quinn showed more poise, eloquence and awareness than Costas could ever hope to.

"Let's not overstate this so much that we forget about the real importance here of what is left behind. We have a three-month-old baby girl who has lost her momma and her daddy. Both of them are gone. Therein lies the tragedy." - Fox Sports NFL commentator Terry Bradshaw

Well, I'm glad someone in the media remembered the most important part of this awful situation.

Idiot of the Week

This week, I don the crown of idiot on the brow of Ravens head coach John Harbaugh. Harbaugh wins for not only his ridiculous post game handshake nonsense, but also for being a poor coach.

As I'm sure everyone has seen, after Pittsburgh vanquished Baltimore, Harbaugh and Mike Tomlin met at mid field for the traditional post game handshake. Tomlin gave Harbaugh a terse, short greeting and started to move away. Basically, he was giving Harbaugh the same sort of drive by greeting for which Harbaugh's brother Jim is notorious. John, dissatisfied with that interaction, took exception to this, pulled Tomlin back and said hey, I said congratulations. Tomlin responded with Thank you, that's it, disengaged and went on his way.

Now most of the time, I scoff at those without the class to conduct themselves like gentlemen during the post game handshake, and that goes for victors and the vanquished. But in this case. I have no problem with their interaction. I like to see some animosity and venom from start to finish in Ravens/Steelers games, and that goes for between the coaches as well.

Tomlin sent the appropriate tone as to how Pittsburgh feels about this team, and set the future tone for his team as to how they should regard and dismiss Baltimore.

Now afterward, Tomlin said he just wanted to get to the locker room to congratulate the team and he was so eager to do so, he rushed through his postgame handshake Harbaugh. Harbaugh also downplayed the incident, considering it a non issue. But I believe it is an issue. Word around Pittsburgh is that Tomlin was still fuming from Harbaugh's post game comments to the Ravens team after the Ravens/Steelers first meeting when John said his team, the tougher team won the game.

But I have to ask, what did Harbaugh want? Did Tomlin not properly recognize the defeated genius? Did Tomlin not properly genuflect his conquered opponent? Did Harbaugh want to chew the fat so he wouldn't have to face the media and questions like why didn't you run Ray Rice more? Did Harbaugh need Tomlin to console him and tell him it would be ok? Or did he just not like being treated the same way his brother treats people?

And conversely, Harbaugh wins this week for ridiculously under using Ray Rice yet again. In the Ravens opening drive, Rice did not have a single carry. In the fourth quarter, in which Pittsburgh came back from a 7 point deficit to win by 3 points, Rice did not touch the ball at all. That's right. Trying to cling to a 7 point lead and wick time off the clock, Harbaugh ignored his best offensive weapon and put the game into the hands of his questionable quarterback. And because of that, Baltimore lost its 15 game home winning streak, its 12 game AFC North winning streak, and Harbaugh earns the prestigious award of idiot.

And a first runner up award goes to Ravens safety Ed Reed for his under his breath disparaging of Charlie Batch after the game. Hey Ed, whether he's a good quarterback or not is immaterial. He beat your dumb ass. Idiot.

On Tap This Week

Dang it, I forgot the Thursday pick again! Well I picked Denver, which is no surprise since everyone did. And Peyton didn't disappoint again.

Last week: 12-3
Thursday: 1-0
Season to Date: 124-69

Hold on. Last week showing faith in my team led to me winning the week and vaulting into the top ten in my poll. It may not be a transcendent season, but with a quarter left to go, it could be a memorable one.

Sunday

Atlanta (11-1) at Carolina (3-9)

Carolina can win this game. They almost beat the Falcons in Atlanta a few weeks ago. But they won't.

Panthers over Falcons

Chicago (8-4) at Minnesota (6-6)

the question is can Adrian Peterson win a game by himself? I'm saying, you bet your sweet bippy he can.

Vikings over Bears

Baltimore (9-3) at Washington (6-6)

The Skins have a chance to win the NFC east. You think they're gonna let Baltimore stand in their way? HA! Baltimore's defense will be hamstrung without Suggs who had stabilized them for some time. The exposure happened last week. The collapse begins this week.

Redskins over Ravens

Philadelphia (3-9) at Tampa Bay (6-6)

Rest easy Philly fans, only four more games until this miserable season is over.

Buccaneers over Eagles

San Diego (4-8) at Pittsburgh (7-5)

The game plan for today, DON'T GET ROETHLISBERGER HIT!" It's that simple.

Steelers over Chargers

Dallas (6-6) at Cincinnati (7-5)

I would love to have Dallas come through for me this week, but Cincinnati has been rather resilient thus far this season.

Bengals over Cowboys

Tennessee (4-8) at Indianapolis (8-4)

Chuckstrong rolls along.

Colts over Titans

New York Jets (5-7) at Jacksonville (2-10)

Rex Ryan will stick with Mark Sanchez. He's so stupid.

Jets over Jaguars

St. Louis (5-6-1) at Buffalo (5-7)

I like the moxie you get out of this Rams team. I really do.

Rams over Bills

Kansas City (2-10) at Cleveland (4-8)

How odd to say this, but the Browns winning streak keeps on rolling.

Browns over Chiefs

Miami (5-7) at San Francisco (8-3-1)

Well, even Harbaugh and Kaepernick can't screw this up.

49ers over Dolphins

New Orleans (5-7) at New York Giants (7-5)

Ok, this week is the week New York starts it's late season push. I think. Either way, I have lost my confidence in New Orleans. Sorry Drew, but it's true.

Giants over Saints

Arizona (4-8) at Seattle (7-5)

Wouldn't it be funny if Seattle overtook San Francisco and stole the division? I would love it, especially because it would show what a wanker Jim Harbaugh really is.

Seahawks over Cardinals

Detroit (4-8) at Green Bay (8-4)

And here is where Green Bay takes it's rightful place back at the top of the NFC North.

Packers over Lions

Monday

Houston (11-1) at New England (9-3)

This seems to me to be one of the those games where Bill Belichick will not pull out all the stops, but take a loss just to see what a potential playoff opponent has to offer. Lose the battle to win the war sort of thing.

Texans over Patriots

Thursday

Cincinnati at Philadelphia

Ha ha, I didn't forget this week! Oh like it would matter. I'm going with the easy pick.

Bengals over Eagles

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