The Crystal Ball 2010 Week 8

So the big question amongst the NFL media seems to be, without an undefeated team, is which club is the best in the league? Well here’s my guess, it’s Cleveland. Do you think I'm high, crazy, a fool? Check it out.

The Browns beat the Bungles who beat the Ravens who beat the Steelers who beat the Titans who beat the Jaguars who beat the Colts who beat the Redskins who beat the Eagles who beat the Falcons who beat the Saints who were also beaten by the Browns. See? Cleveland rocks.

The Crystal Ball; scarier than any Saw movie.

Opening Kickoff

Last week the games went off normally, everyone played hard, and no one got tossed for helmet to helmet hits, the sky never fell and no one played flag football. Wow, who would have guessed? Oh yeah me.

The Way It Was

Nice game Kerry Collins! Hey how come no one calls him an aging gunslinger? Oh yeah, because he doesn’t constantly pimp the media.

I told you the Ravens defense was overrated, giving up 506 yards of offense to Buffalo, and that’s with Ed Reed in the lineup. If you need overtime to beat the Bills, you’re overrated. I can’t believe Pittsburgh lost to those jokers.

Wow, Ray Ray saved the game. It sure is easy to force a turnover when your teammates have the opponent, Shawn Nelson in this instance, suspended in the air and unable to move. That was more of a mugging than a turnover.

Really New Orleans? Gee I sure hope that wasn’t a wakeup call for the Saints and makes them play inspired Sunday night.

Nice last moment win by the Buccaneers, although the Rams will soon break through and win a big one on the road. Just watch.

And that’s the kind of scrappy play I like to see out of the Redskins. They don’t have the players, but who they do play tough. Plus, big game for DeAngelo Hall, although picking off Jay Cutler is kind of like shooting fish in a barrel.

Good for the Panthers for finally notching that first win of the season. Although they beat San Francisco, I wouldn’t brag about that.

So does a loss to Carolina do damage to Jed York’s proclamation that the Niners will win the NFC West?

Ok, so I checked in on the Denver/Oakland game, and was stunned to see Denver down by 21 after 6 minutes of play. And at the end, the Broncos gave up 59 points, to Oakland! To be honest, I’m not sure how Josh McDaniels keeps his job after this season. Maybe it’s time to realize that former Patriots assistants do not head coaches’ make. I’m looking at you Cleveland.

Wait, you mean Cleveland with its former Patriot assistant as a head coach beat the defending Super Bowl champion Saints in New Orleans? Did Mike Holmgren secretly take over the team?

Seattle made the right good call trading for Marshawn Lynch. Perhaps Green Bay should have taken the same chance. Oops, sorry Packer fans, I’m sure salt didn’t feel good in that wound.

Ok, 2 minutes left, 4th and 1 ball at mid field and Belichick goes for it, fails, and the Chargers take over with a chance to win or at least tie. Everyone has been tearing Bill apart about this call. I loved it and here’s why. First, the Patriots won the game. So big deal. Second, I imagine Belichick thought, huh that’s Norv Turner over there so I know even if we screw up here, and he’ll botch it anyway. And you know what? Turner did, since San Diego’s high powered offense went basically nowhere, and so did his team by drawing a false start penalty, AT HOME, turning a 45 yard field goal into a 50 yard attempt and then having their new kicker Kris Brown, signed just last week, try to tie the game. And third, if the Patriots make that yard, the game is over and no one is talking about it the next day. Except to say what a gutsy genius move it was to salt away the game! Sometimes, I really can’t stand blowhard sportswriters.

The Steel Pit

Steelers 23 – Dolphins 22

Let’s be honest, this was kind of a sloppy game by Pittsburgh, with almost zero running game, too many injuries ranging from Woodley and Adams to a debilitating one to Aaron Smith, and with terrible ball security by Big Douche. I hope Tomlin made him carry a football everywhere this week.

But none of that is the story of this game; the only thing anyone wants to talk about is the touchdown/fumble/recovery/review that came at the end. Why, why why do I always seem to watch Steeler games that have some controversy that no one shuts up about. The Lady K said luckily this wasn’t a Super Bowl or we’d never hear the end of it. Boy that’s the truth.

Fine, let’s talk about it then. Referee Gene Steratore who made the fumble call in the end zone that gave the Steelers the ball back, is a Washington PA native. Washington is 30 miles from downtown Pittsburgh. I’m surprised there wasn’t even more harping on that one this week. Steelers Jonathon Scott, Doug Legursky and Big Douche all said they had the ball and let it go when the officials said touchdown let go get up. The Dolphins say they had it and use Ikaika Alama-Francis coming out of the pile with the ball and handing it to the officials as their proof.

Did Miami get jobbed? It’s debatable. Who knows for sure? Do I feel good about the call? Eh. A win is always good. But hey, you'd rather there is no nonsense or debate about it.

But I'll tell you this. The Dolphins took the ball away from Pittsburgh twice in the first quarter deep in Steeler territory and could only muster two field goals. They had five, FIVE, scoring chances where they settled for field goals instead of converting touchdowns. After the play in question and Pittsburgh kicked a field goal to take a one point lead, the Dolphins had over two minutes left to drive the ball for a game winning field goal of their own. They did not. They want to end the controversy? Play a better game. They blame the loss on a questionable call because it deflects criticism from wasted opportunities and a horrible last drive that went four yards in four plays.

If blaming their own failings on a questionable call helps them sleep better then good for them. But a good team overcomes adversity and finds a way to win. They did not. So tough.

Only In Faux NFL Reality…

Titans’ receiver Kenny Britt sat out the first quarter of the Titans game as punishment for his involvement in a fight at a night club, then scored thrice in the remainder of the game. Obviously, the one quarter "suspension" was not a deterrent and it is not a deterrent to anyone at all. Come on NFL, knock this nonsense off. Teams cannot police themselves honestly when it comes to players tarnishing the shield. A one quarter suspension is only a public relations show and is no punishment at all. If anything, it helps the team and player since said player has now been rested for a quarter while the opposing defense has been humping it hard and now have to cover someone fresh. Its total bull crap and you know it Goodell. Quit working to keep Favre in the headlines by any means necessary and start laying out real punishment, if you really fancy yourself as the law and order commissioner.

Wait; let me get this straight, Favre left the voicemails for Jenn Sterger, but not the photos? Is this the 2010 version of I didn't inhale?

And it begins. Feel good Cowboy fans, soon you shall be free.

Tampa Bay released tight end Jerramy Stevens after a weekend arrest for marijuana possession. Apparently, there was enough pot in his possession to constitute charges of intent to sell. And I thought all these years he was soft, since Joey Porter told me so.

The 49ers will start journeyman quarterback Troy Smith this week. Did you know Troy and teammate Ted Ginn have been friends, and teammates, since childhood? This is actually a great feel good story. It’s a shame they are stuck on a crappy team. But hey, it makes you want to root for them.

I love articles like this trying to pinpoint the chargers problems by sportswriters who do not want to look stupid after they spent yet another preseason overhyping this team. Guys, I saw the problem years ago. It can be summed up in two words; NORV TURNER.

Upon Further Review

Ok, through the power of the media, the NFL in the last year has changed the rules of overtime, during the playoffs for now, and enacted stricter enforcement regarding rules for helmet to helmet hits, at least regarding receivers. Let’s be honest kids, the NFL can never completely eliminate helmet to helmet hits unless offensive and defensive linemen start playing patty cake. But I digress. It’s time to use the power of the media to change another rule, and I shall be the one to champion this cause. It’s time to change defensive pass interference from a spot foul to a standard 15 yard penalty.

Think about it, this rule is ridiculous and overly exploited. Every time a team finds themselves down by more than three points at the end of the game, do they use superior talent or better play calling to make up the difference? No, they chuck it downfield hoping for either a lucky reception or drawing an interference penalty, knowing if they do they’ll gain tons of yardage for doing nothing but taking advantage of an overly aggressive defense.

Let me lay out a recent, and egregious, example. Flashback to two weeks ago to Denver against the New York Jets. Jets down 20-17 with a 4th and 6, Mark Sanchez tosses a desperation throw to Santonio Holmes at the goal line. Bronco safety Renaldo Hill is called for pass interference, first down for New York at the Bronco two yard line. The Jets moved 46 yards, got a fresh set of downs, and an easy touchdown all thanks to a pass interference penalty.

Was this stupid? Yes it was. I’m not debating the call, by all evidence, it clearly was pass interference. But was the contact worthy of a 46-yard gift? Only to boozed up Jets fans. For years, this had been the dumbest rule in the NFL rule book. This is but the most egregious example of a tenet that desperately needs to be changed unless the NFL prefers games to be decided by luck and rule exploitation rather than effort and skill. Come on Goodell, you position yourself as a guardian of the game and one who always stands up for the NFL shield. Do the right thing and amend this dumb rule.

The NFL’s new Dark Side

Thanks to heir Goodell, the evil of helmet to helmet hits has been resolved forever, as long as you only focus on hits that involve receivers and the occasional running back. But after watching the games of Week 7, I found a new threat to the health of professional football that must be stamped out before its evil pervades every level of football and destroys an American institution.

Last week, 9, NINE, interceptions were returned for touchdowns. With only 14 games played, that came to almost one per contest. This kind of abuse cannot stand if the NFL hopes to remain this country’s most popular sport. This is nothing short than crippling damage inflicted upon the most important players in the game, starting quarterbacks, with little regard to safety or sportsmanship.

While there are no concrete studies yet available to back this up, this kind of psychological damage wreaked upon a quarterback who’s forced to watch one of his errant passes turned into six points for an opponent can cause the kind of mental damage that lasts for years. This is nothing less than potential psychic torture. Any quarterback with an ounce of potential and talent can be damaged for life by watching a cornerback or safety grab one of his passes, and then run through the entire offense, while most likely shrugging off a pathetic tackle attempt by the quarterback himself, on his way to scoring a defensive touchdown. This kind of behavior cannot, and should not, stand!

If Goodell is serious about his purported statements regarding player safety, he’ll impose new, strict rules regarding interception return rules, and secondary ball handling rules to avert further tragedy and keep terrible happenstances like this from ever happening again. I mean, just think, what would happen if Peyton Manning had to suffer the indignity of having one of his passes returned for a defensive touchdown? It would almost be as bad as if it happened to Brett Favre. What, this happens to Brett every week? Damn Roger, do something now before all is lost!

He Said He Said

“It would be tough for me to care less about their opinion, to be honest with you.” - Steelers head coach Mike Tomlin when asked on his thoughts of NFL officials’ comments regarding Pittsburgh’s style of play

BURN!

“You can't throw it to them. You can't give seven points going the other way, not in a game like this.” - Vikings head coach Brad Childress on Favre’s performance

"I'd agree with that too -- after the fact.'' – Vikings quarterback Brett Favre, responding to Childress’ comments

Zing! Implosion imminent....

“Head coach John Harbaugh is right. He found some fault with just about everything the Ravens did Sunday against outmanned Buffalo. But in January, when the Ravens host a playoff game, all anyone will remember from the ugly Week 7 conquest of Buffalo (and I use the word "conquest" very loosely) is the W.” – SI.com’s Peter King commenting on the Raven’s overtime win

But you miss the point peter. If the Ravens continue to play like that against poor competition, they'll do worse against a good team, and they won't be in the playoffs let alone hosting a game.

"It's definitely embarrassing to be 2-4. Or whatever we are.'' – Bungles receiver Terrell Owens after their to Atlanta

Well, glad to see you’re focused on the team Terrell and not other things, like say the TOcho Show.

"I don't even know these guys' names. But, hey, I'm going to go after them and we're going to have a successful Sunday.” – Falcons receiver Roddy White before torching the Bungles secondary for 201 yards and 2 touchdowns

Talk about predicting the future.

"It's kind of mind-blowing. I had my mom, my aunt and my two cousins in the stands. The first ball went to my mom, the second ball went to my aunt and the next thing you knew, everybody had a ball." – Redskins defensive back DeAngelo Hall after intercepting Bears quarterback Jay Cutler four times

Now that’s a sweet story.

“There's no reason to shy away from Hall. I mean, that's hard for me to say, throwing four picks at a guy but I'd still, if we had to play them tomorrow, I'd go at him every time, if we could." – Bears quarterback Jay Cutler after throwing four interceptions, all to DeAngelo Hall

Talk about delusional.

“'They were grabbing my crotch.” – Browns receiver Joshua Cribbs on the Saints behavior during the game in pile ups

Pittsburgh, wear your cups.

"We don't have a replacement for Tony. I know we'll go as far as Tony will take us.'' – Cowboys owner Jerry Jones on Tony Romo after the Cowboys loss to the Vikings

Uh oh.

Idiot of the week

Once again, my cup runneth over with worthy recipients of this most prestigious award. But many people will walk away winners this week, as I bestow this award on impatient, win now fans, specifically fan bases for the Ravens, Seahawks and Saints.

All three fan bases watched their teams last week perform at home. And two of the three were lucky enough to witness victory. Unfortunately all three fan bases watched their teams struggle at home against inferior competition. While that happens from time to time, what makes this idiot worthy is that all three fan bases turned fast to the boos by halftime in each contest.

Yes, I know, no one likes to see their team lose at home, it stinks especially when you factor in the cost of tickets, parking, concessions and souvenirs. But these teams were a combined 11-6 going into Sunday’s games, a rather successful start by NFL standards. And a double shame on New Orleans fans, your team is the defending Super Bowl champions! Did you all of a sudden forget the great ride of last year? Did you forget how exquisite it felt to see your team climb to the top of the mountain? And Seattle, what the heck? I know the Hawks haven’t given much to cheer about in recent years, but your team was leading, and you boo them for kicking a field goal to extend their lead?

I know no one likes to lose, and losing at home is doubly crappy. But playing at home should mean your team has home field advantage, which should include fan support. Don’t boo your team for having a bad day, cheer them and support them, perhaps they might feed off that energy to turn the game around. But for giving up, or giving in too early, Seattle, Baltimore and New Orleans fans, you are all idiots.

The runner up this week goes to Jay Cutler, for his delusional comments regarding throwing toward DeAngelo Hall and the NFL for thinking they solved the helmet to helmet hits issue despite the fact such hits happen between linemen on every single play.

On Tap This Week

Was last week’s upswing just an aberration?

Last week 11 - 3
Season to date: 61 – 43

Heck no! I’m on a big upswing! Now that I’ve said that out loud…

Sitting at home learning needlepoint: Atlanta, Baltimore, Cleveland, Chicago, New York Giants, Philadelphia

Sunday

Miami (3-3) at Cincinnati (2-4)

Miami has won every game on the road. The Bungles have, well, sucked. But hey, every dog has its day, right?

Bengals over Dolphins

Jacksonville (3-4) at Dallas (1-5)

Speaking of due, I’m guessing Dallas is finally due to win a game at home. And with the awful on the road Jaguars in town, here’s an excellent opportunity.

Cowboys over Jaguars

Washington (4-3) at Detroit (1-5)

I’m feeling Detroit. Do I have anything to base this on? Nope. Just call it a hunch.

Lions over Redskins

Buffalo (0-6) at Kansas City (4-2)

Ok, I love Buffalo’s offensive output, plus how they almost pulled off the major upset last week against the Ravens. But that has to be a crushing let down, and I’m willing to give Kansas City the benefit of the doubt due to their performance.

Chiefs over Bills

Green Bay (4-3) at New York Jets (5-1)

I’ll be honest, I’m a Packers fan. But going up against an efficient Jets team coming off of a bye, and with Green Bay suffering a ton of injuries? I must jump off the bandwagon, at least for this week.

Jets over Packers

Denver (2-5) at San Francisco (1-6)

London Baby! With no true home field advantage, and with an English crowd probably daydreaming of soccer, I say Josh McDaniels finally puts it together. Although will it be too little too late?

Broncos over 49ers

Carolina (1-5) at St. Louis (3-4)

Ugh.

Rams over Panthers

Tennessee (5-2) at San Diego (2-5)

Recent history may favor San Diego, but hey, I’d still take Tennessee, no matter the quarterback, over Norv Turner.

Titans over Chargers

Tampa Bay (4-2) at Arizona (3-3)

I know Arizona is oddly tough at home. But really, who trusts the Derek Anderson/Max Hall combo and can say it with a straight face?

Buccaneers over Cardinals

Minnesota (2-4) at New England (5-1)

Sense the drama! Will Favre play? How will Randy Moss perform against the team that saved him from the scrap pile? Will New England score only 60 points or 120 off of this poorly coached nonsense? I know Childress is trying to find any excuse to bench the ineffective Brett Favre without looking like the bad guy. Well guess what Brad? You desperately wanted Favre, now you’re stuck with him. So you might as well enjoy the ride. And thank you sports media for inundating us all week with breathless reports regarding Favre's status as to starting or sitting. But next time, take a chill pill because guess what. Everyone already knew on Sunday night that FAVRE WOULD START! Yeesh.

Patriots over Vikings

Seattle (4-2) at Oakland (3-4)

Was last week’s output for Oakland nothing more than smoke and mirrors? Can Seattle play decent away from home? Does anyone really care?

Raiders over Seahawks

Pittsburgh (5-1) at New Orleans (4-3)

Gee, I hope Drew Brees gets confused as to which shade of black and gold to throw to. Drew, throw to the quiet player in black and gold with the long hair, yeah don’t worry, he’s one of yours.

Steelers over Saints

Monday

Houston (4-2) at Indianapolis (4-2)

Let’s see, no Dallas Clark, no Austin Collie, and no Bob Sanders. Nope, I’m still not betting against Peyton Manning, at home and in prime time. He’ll find a way. The same as Houston will find a way to blow it.

Colts over Texans

The Crystal Ball 2010 Week 7

I heard a rumor there would be a change in keyboard layouts, possibly moving away from the current QWERTY standard. I had to take a day off to re-evaluate my life and ponder retirement. Aren’t you lucky I didn’t?

Opening Kickoff

After watching their scintillating performances last weekend, I cannot wait for the Cowboys/Chargers Super Bowl to be hosted in Dallas in February. What do you mean they’ve only won 3 games between them? I thought these two were power houses? That’s what everyone said before the season no? Oh right, that’s why you play the actual games!

The Way It Was

Boy, did the Patriots drag it out before they managed to finish off the Ravens. Perhaps they were looking for another opportunity for Brandon Merriweather to lay another dirty hit.

I don't care if they win the next 10 straight games; I’m no longer giving the benefit of the doubt for any AFC or NFC West team, unless they're playing each other. Then I’m flipping a coin.

Ok, maybe I’ll give some leeway for Kansas City, stout in a last minute loss, and Seattle, surprisingly efficient in a big road win.

Does Houston have an issue with dealing with success?

Why do I always get amnesia when it comes to San Diego? Norv Turner stinks and I should never forget it. I should have it tattooed on my forehead.

Detroit linebacker Zack Follett had a frightening moment after a helmet to helmet collision and was immobilized and taken to a local hospital. All tests were negative and he had feeling in all extremities. Here’s hoping for a full recovery and no more scary moments Zack!

Speaking of Lions, backup quarterback Shaun Hill, filling in admirably for injured starter Matthew Stafford, left the game after fracturing his non throwing forearm. Yeesh, I think Detroit quarterbacks should get extra combat pay.

I love the moxie in Tampa quarterback Josh Freeman; going after a defender he thought hit him late out of bounds. Don’t take any guff Josh!

Did you see Indianapolis head coach Jim Caldwell at the end of the Redskins/Colts game? He looked absolutely terrified. Its' because he realized he was being thoroughly outcoached. Guess what, if Manning had not been there, Caldwell would have lost that game. And did you see Manning? He seemed disgusted by his play options. I give it week 10 before Manning stops listening to Caldwell altogether.

People, when will you learn? If Mike Vrabel is in the game on offense and reports eligible, THE PASS IS GOING TO HIM! The man now has 12 career receptions and they're all touchdowns.

The Steel Pit

Steelers 28 – Browns 10

In the third-quarter, Big Douche moved the offense 96 yards in five plays. He completed passes to Mike Wallace for 50 yards, Heath Miller for 36 yards and Hines ward for 8 tough yards and the touchdown. In a nutshell, that kids is why you rehabilitate your troubled franchise quarterback and trade your troubled Super Bowl MVP wide receiver.

The Steelers offense didn’t really wake up until the second half, with Big Douche looking a bit rusty from having so much time off. But when they did come awake, they looked potent and balanced. More than one talking head remarked that when this offense gets going, coupled with the defense, Pittsburgh could be the most dangerous team in the NFL. I will not argue with them.

Of course, let’s not get ahead of ourselves. First off, it was the Browns. And secondly, Cleveland played most of the game without two of their best offensive players who both left the game with concussions after fierce collisions with James Harrison. But I’m sure everyone knows about that by now.

But keep your head up Browns fans. Colt McCoy never looked overmatched, often keeping plays alive. And easily the player of the game for Cleveland was punter Reggie Hodges, who expertly pinned the Steelers deep 4 times with pinpoint accurate punting. Anyone who questions the importance of special teams should look to Hodges and how his kicking at least gave the Cleveland defense a fighting chance.

One fun fact about the game, all 4 active quarterbacks for both teams, Roethlisberger, Leftwich, McCoy and Brett Ratliff, had yet to throw a pass this season before Sunday's game. Two are still waiting the opportunity.

A good return for the Steelers starting quarterback, but the real challenges for the team and the newly balanced offense are yet to come.

Only In Faux NFL Reality…

Is Pat McAfee auditioning to become a future Oakland Raider? Hey I don’t blame him; sometimes you just want to go for a swim.

Uh oh, Jerry Jones just gave Wade Phillips a vote of confidence. Well Wade, I’d start updating your resume right now.

I’d say Joe Paterno’s recommendations are just another sign that he’s slipping, but when Mike Ditka says the same things I’m flummoxed. It must be something in the air.

The NFL is still investigating the allegations against Brett Favre, having completed an interview with Brett and still hoping to have Jenn Sterger cooperate with their investigation. Can I have week where we don’t talk about Brett? Just one week please, no gunslinger references, no lurid tales, no mention of how he has fun out there, no talk of how he’s a legendary player. None. And can we have that one week be guaranteed each season by having it written into the new collective bargaining agreement?

Upon Further Review

The NFL world exploded this week over the topic of helmet to helmet collisions.

The league, in a classic reaction to a bevy of helmet to helmet shots that left players concussed and analysts blanching at and commenting on the violence, announced there would be stricter enforcement of the current rules including stiffer fines and potential suspensions.

The sports media jumped on the issue almost before the concussed were walked off the field, bemoaning the ultra violence and how today’s players increased size and speed increases danger whilst bringing to the forefront more information on concussions and long term brain damage in athletes.

Player reaction ranged from confusion of what this would mean to the game, and how it would change things going forward, to openly wondering what is happening with the game they’ve played all their lives. Almost to a man players spoke of how violence, hard hits and sometimes helmet to helmet contact is part of the sport, part of how the game is played and how everyone who signed up to play was well aware of this fact going into this profession.

Pittsburgh’s James Harrison became so upset and angry about potential changes and being villified as a dirty player, he took a day off from practice to contemplate retirement.

ESPN’s Mark Schlereth called out the NFL as hypocrites for making a big public, and public relations, stand using last weekend as an example of how they are concerned with player safety while at the same time profiting from such hits by selling photos of the hits and DVD compilations of past violent hits and still pushing for an 18 game season. Schlereth passionately made very pertinent points.

And fans blasted onto sports talk shows, angry and infuriated at potential changes to the game they love, making points that players get paid a ton of money to play this dangerous sport and they should just deal with it as many people with dangerous jobs do not make NFL money, and using this issue it would seem to start expressing their overall disgust at the impending labor battle.

The only winner this week seemed to be Brett Favre, whose wrangler dangling nonsense was moved to the back of the sports section as the verbal battle over suspensions, fines and changes to the game played out over the week.

Mind you, all of this happened without one down yet to be played under the new stricter rule enforcement edict. Everyone has thus far overreacted. So where do we go from here?

First, let’s all just relax. Nothing major is going to change other than a few players who make hits like Brandon Merriweather’s blatant and illegal hit on Todd Heap will be heavily fined and suspended.

Second, to everyone complaining about this changing the NFL, get a clue. Guess what, the NFL has been in a constant state of change as to how the game is played since its inception. Remember, there was a time when the forward pass was looked upon as merely a fad.

Third, let’s all just be honest and admit we love the violence of football. Yes, the strategy, the game play, the creativity and ingenuity are all draws. But we love watching someone get slobber knocked and hard. However that doesn't mean we can't still enjoy the brute force without the potential paralysis or death.

There are three things the NFL, players, coaches and teams can do to minimize risk and lower helmet to helmet hits. No, you will never be able to fully eliminate such hits. The game moves too fast and decisions and movements are made in split seconds that a helmet to helmet hit is bound to happen. But working to minimize such hits with little impact on the game would go a long way toward long term player safety, longer careers and continued popularity.

Equipment – Teams need to mandate the use of better helmet models that have come out in recent years that have shown to reduce concussions. And more importantly, players need to be wearing properly fitted gear. Helmets shouldn't just fly off on contact. If you see a helmet flying off, know that the player who wore it is wearing the wrong size helmet.

Education – After years of dragging their feet, the NFL has gotten much better with head trauma and concussion education. Now the league and coaches need to receive a high school football education. Proper form tackling means you keep your head up. Youth players of all ages are always told to keep their heads up because then you can see what you're hitting. If you put it down, you can’t see where you’re heading, what you’re hitting and can be seriously injured. Every hit I saw from last weekend that came under scrutiny showed both players with their heads down. In almost every case, if the tackler had his head up, there would have been no contact and no story.

Enforcement – The NFL is not adding new rules, just stricter enforcement of current rules. But let’s go further. Forget the fines, to many players this money is pocket change and impacts nothing. Levy ejections and suspensions on players. Have referees give warnings to players with improperly fitted equipment. If you want to levy fines, then start hitting coaches and teams for improperly training players in how to properly tackle. When players start leading with their head and not their shoulder, put the onus of this education on the coaches and hit their wallets. Hold them as responsible for player safety as the players themselves. Coaches make good money, but not superstar money. They get a fine or two, and then suddenly they’ll perk up and take this seriously as well instead of just eating a 15 yard unsportsmanlike conduct penalty.

Yes, helmet to helmet contact is going to happen. There is no way to change that without changing the game completely. But, if you add these few tweaks, none of which are drastic when it comes to actual game play, then the NFL can go a long way toward player safety with an impact on the on field product that most fans would never notice. And it will create an impact on players they will be able to remember when they reach their 60s.

He Said He Said

“We are what are record is, we're 2-4.” – Chargers quarterback Philip Rivers

Very good Phillip! Can you say last place in a terrible division? I knew you could!

"They talk a lot for only beating us once in nine years.'' – Patriots quarterback Tom Brady referring to the Baltimore Ravens

You want to hear talk Tom, try sharing a division with them. Yeesh.

"How can you tell me with a straight face that 33 other players had a greater impact?'' – Former player and current blowhard Deion Sanders on being voted 34th in NFL Films Top 100 NFL’s greatest players

Wow, way to be gracious there Deion. How about saying something like, it's just an honor to be mentioned? Personally, I think he's ranked way too high. The show rated him above former Steeler Mel Blount, whose disruption in the secondary prompted the NFL to change the rules as to how defensive backs can and hit receivers and when. Its nickname is the Mel Blount rule. I do not remember a Deion Sanders rule, unless it’s the unwritten rule where defensive backs avoid any tackling contact and just ball hawk to get on highlight shows.

"When you're sitting here as a chubby head coach in the National Football League and you have two good quarterbacks, you're a happy guy.'' – Eagles head coach Andy Reid

Chubby?

"We're paying him enough every game. He's going to get hit." – Vikings head coach Brad Childress on Brett Favre and his 41 year old quarterback taking hits

Sounds like Brad could use a week sans Brett talk himself.

“Man I get paid to deal with distractions.” – Steelers head coach Mike Tomlin when asked if James Harrison’s day off and reaction to being fined could become a distraction for the team

Yes he does, and methinks Mr. Tomlin deserves a raise after this season.

“A lot cause I am drunk.” – Colts punter Pat McAfee when asked how much he had to drink by Indianapolis police

At least he was honest about it.

“That's it. It's not 'Make the field bigger.' It's not, 'Put leather helmets on their heads.' It's not, 'Bad quarterback play' - which is embarrassing. It's not these excuses. It’s not a witch hunt, but 'Play football fundamentally sound.'" - former NFL player and current ESPN analyst Merril Hoge stating that using proper form tackling could reduce concussions

Considering Hoge’s career was cut short due to post concussion syndrome, and that he serves on the NFL's Head Neck and Spine committee, the man may know of what he speaks.

Idiot of the week

This week I deem the honor of idiot on San Diego head coach Norv Turner.

Now, Norv’s career record as a head coach has allowed many opportunities to claim this prestigious award. Considering the current state of the team and the personnel problems they’ve had last off season, I’d be hard pressed not to bestow this honor on general manager A.J. Smith. But all coaches know you go with the guys you have. So the 2-4 record is all on Norv.

So how did Norv claim this prize for his mantle? Simple, he has a potent offense, even without Vincent Jackson, and played ultra conservative football that cost the Chargers a win.

Late in first half with his team down 17 points on road facing a 4th and 6, Norv sent in the field goal unit. I know, any points are good and just getting on the board is important to boost morale and cut the deficit. But to that point the Chargers looked horrible and Turner should know he needed to challenge his players to win and do something to change the tempo and momentum of the game. He did not, and his team lost a close game on the road to inferior competition for the second consecutive week. Norv Turner you are an idiot.

The runners up this week are Patriots defensive back Brandon Merriweather, who should have been tossed from the game for his hit on Todd Heap, everyone who overreacted about the crackdown on helmet to helmet hits, so just about anyone associated with professional football, and Deion Sanders for being a raging egomaniac.

On Tap This Week

After the last two weeks, if I had another bad week, I figured I had better start recommending picking the opposite of my choices. This week?

Last week: 9-5
Season to date: 50-40

Not too bad, back on the winning side of the ledger. Not dominant, but solid and I’ll take that. If only Denver could have held on. Oh well, another week and another opportunity before us. Let’s dive right in.

Sitting at home doing the New York Times crossword: Houston, Indianapolis, Detroit, New York Jets

Sunday

Cincinnati (2-3) at Atlanta (4-2)

Ok, Atlanta looked horrible last week against Philadelphia. But Cincinnati looks worse each passing week. Wait, considering Palmer’s performance as of late, maybe I shouldn’t mention passing.

Falcons over Bungles

Buffalo (0-5) at Baltimore (4-2)

Why does the phrase lambs to the slaughter keep running through my mind?

Ravens over Bills

San Francisco (1-5) at Carolina (0-5)

The Jimmy Clausen experiment in Carolina is over and Matt Moore has been reinstalled as the starting quarterback. That’ll help.

49ers over Panthers

Washington (3-3) at Chicago (4-2)

Yeah, it’s at home, but I like how Washington plays scrappy and tough and down to the wire. Plus, come on, Chicago’s on borrowed time, we saw that last week.

Redskins over Bears

Jacksonville (3-3) at Kansas City (3-2)

Ok Kansas City, I’m giving you the benefit of the doubt. Don’t let me down.

Chiefs over Jaguars

Pittsburgh (4-1) at Miami (3-2)

With Miami opting to wear their white jerseys and relegating visiting Pittsburgh to wearing their home black jerseys, Pittsburgh has yet to wear their road white jerseys this season. Fine by me, I find the black jerseys a very sharp look.

Steelers over Dolphins

Cleveland (1-5) at New Orleans (4-2)

See game comments for Buffalo at Baltimore.

Saints over Browns

St. Louis (3-3) at Tampa Bay (3-2)

Speaking of scrappy, the 2010 St. Louis Rams! I do like how the team is learning to win, but they have been horrendous on the road. Tampa Bay has the edge here.

Buccaneers over Rams

Philadelphia (4-2) at Tennessee (4-2)

Whoever starts at quarterback for Philadelphia is going to get a face full of Titan defense. And maybe we’ll get lucky and see another Kerry Collins sighting! Go Kerry!

Titans over Eagles

Arizona (3-2) at Seattle (3-2)

Yeah, I’ll go with Seattle at home. Max Hall is about to learn the meaning of loud home crowd.

Seahawks over Cardinals

Oakland (2-4) at Denver (2-4)

If Denver just had a bit better defense they might really have something. As for Oakland, well, which quarterback do they take off the carousel to start this week?

Broncos over Raiders

New England (4-1) at San Diego (2-4)

I don’t care that New England has to travel across the country. San Diego stinks.

Patriots over Chargers

Minnesota (2-3) at Green Bay (3-3)

Here we go, Favre back in Green Bay, Favre under fire, Favre in front of the Lambeau faithful in Minnesota Purple, Favre Favre Favre Favre Favre! Ugh. I’m not impressed with either team, but Green Bay has to beat Brett sometime, why not now.

Packers over Vikings

Monday

New York Giants (4-2) at Dallas (1-4)

How far into the game will we start hearing statistics about how many 1-5 teams have ever made the playoffs? I’d say mid second quarter.

Giants over Cowboys

The Crystal Ball 2010 Week 6

Hey, we’re back from the bye! And guess what? We’re still not sure what needs to go, stay, change or arrive here at The Crystal Ball. But we have some new ideas! But enough about us what’s new in the world of the NFL…

Opening Kickoff

Ok, maybe I was wrong. The Favre/Moss combo can create magic just like everyone said. The Wrangler Dangler managed to throw 4 touchdown passes, all in the second half. Oh, wait, one of them was to the Jets. Perhaps Brett just got confused regarding for which team he played. That happens with age.

The Way It Was

Bears backup quarterback Todd Collins’ line for last week’s game. 6 for 16 for 32 yards, zero touchdowns and four interceptions. The Bears won going away over the Panthers.

Speaking of the Panthers, please welcome for the 2011 season CBS’ new studio analyst, former head coach John Fox.

The Patriots sent Randy Moss back from where he came, Minnesota. To solve their new receiver problem, New England brought Deion Branch home from Seattle. With Antwaan Randle El and Larry Foote returning to the Steelers, this season seems to be marked with homecomings. What’s next, Drew Brees once again a Charger?

It would appear that I am not the only one noticing that Bungles quarterback Carson Palmer is done. Well, when you’ve played uninspired football all season, and your latest low is 2 interceptions late in the fourth quarter, yeah that’s rather damning evidence.

Speaking of done, the Chargers placed Shawne Merriman on the injured reserve list, and will soon release him. Lights out, Shawne.

Apparently, John Madden didn’t think Mike Singletary did a very good coaching job by ripping Alex Smith a new one on the sidelines of San Francisco’s loss to Philadelphia. After that Smith was sensational leading two touchdown drives and getting the 49ers back in the game. It’s called tough love John. Maybe you need to give some to Brett.

49ers president Jed York feels the team will win their division. Now that is delusional. Wait, it is the NFC West. Sure, why not?

Hey, look at the Detroit Lions hanging 44 points on the once hot Rams. Yeah, it’s the Rams, but hey any game where Stephan Logan can shine is ok in my book.

Seriously, can anyone in the Green Bay organization teach their players to play without drawing a penalty?

Max Hall 1, Drew Brees, 0. I know I didn’t see that one coming.

Ok, I was wrong. Norv Turner could screw up a potential win against the Raiders.

The Steel Pit

No real news this week. The team rested, visited family, had a few practices, and got healthy for the remainder of the season. A rather low key off week with all things considered.

Oh, and apparently their getting some player back from suspension, but I haven’t heard more than a peep about it. If I find out more, I’ll let you know.

Only In Faux NFL Reality…

Ok, I understand players should know the rules, no matter how asinine, and adhere to them. But the penalty on the Cowboys for celebration was absurd. Hey, if you don’t see a sharpie, it’s just unbridled joy and let it go.

The developers of a new NFL stadium in Los Angeles are looking to design it to also allow World Cup Soccer. This is a great idea except for two problems. One, they still have no NFL team. And two, have you seen LA traffic? I cannot imagine how much worse it would get if the entire world showed up.

Well, first Patriots owner Robert Kraft seems to think that a new CBA is doable this year. Then I read that both sides are digging in for a protracted fight that could lead to a lockout and shut down. Guys, figure this out now. It’s a $9 billion a year industry. You really cannot figure out how to make each other richer? NFL players and owners, nominees for idiots of the year.

The emotions of Tom Brady:

Embarrassed – That now the world knows his wife dictates his hair cut and length and the mop he has now is her choice.

Chagrined – That he, and other Patriots, now have to deny that Randy Moss and Brady got into a locker room fight because Moss said that Brady looked like a girl with his haircut.

Mortified - That this hair flap has gone so far that Justin Bieber has now mocked him and called out him and his hair in a new song and music video.

By the way, why do I even know who Justin Bieber is? If I were Tom, I’d go step on that little twerp and tell him to leave the tough guy act to professional athletes while reminding him he’s a dorky white kid who can’t throw.

Upon Further Review

Well, Brett Favre’s stepped in it now. He came back for another season after much cajoling by his teammates to an underperforming team with a crappy record. His body has betrayed him fiercely for probably the first time in his career. He’s actually talking about sitting out a game or two, something that would break an NFL ironman record. Plus, now he has an NFL investigation to deal with regarding sexual harassment in the workplace. Oh Brett, has the clock struck midnight?

This season, I wonder if Brett should have just stayed home and mowed the grass. Did he need another 16 games of physical punishment at 41? Certainly not. And his offensive line seems to be allowing more punishment than last year, something an increasingly immobile quarterback cannot withstand without incurring serious injury. The rest of the team has yet to really step up to meet their potential and his favorite receiver will not be back for another few weeks. The magic carpet ride of 2009 is without a doubt over.

Now he has to face media and NFL questions regarding his telephone and text messages to Jenn Sterger, a former Jets in house reporter he attempted to woo during his one season in New York. The NFL has started a second investigation, and commissioner Goodell will speak with Favre on Tuesday, with a potential suspension looming if serious misconduct is found.

Do I think Brett will be suspended? No. Goodell has shown he typically does not suspend players for first time violations, and up until now Favre has been publically a model NFL citizen. Plus, the NFL seemed to attempt to brush this under the rug when they did their first investigation and came up with no evidence. Yet a few months later, Deadspin.com is showing pictures and messages to Sterger from Favre. Unfortunately for the NFL, it hasn’t gone away and mushroomed into a much larger, and far more serious, issue.

I know Brett wanted to drink from the chalice of an NFL champion just one more time. It has obviously been driving him for the last 5+ years. But perhaps that was never meant to be, and his wonderful season last year should have been his fitting swan song. I know many Favre fans would disagree, and say he should play as long as he can or wants. But think of this, which would you rather have as Brett’s ride into the sunset: a magical season where he sets records and comes oh so tantalizingly close to reaching the pinnacle one more time, or one marred with poor play, a body breaking down and accusations of impropriety that only serve to tarnish a once pristine reputation.

Favre’s shown throughout his career that he’s been able to turn chicken scratch into chicken salad under the most improbable of circumstances. And while I’ve never been a huge fan, I hope he has at least a bit of that left again to turn things around just one more time. Because for someone as lauded, storied and interesting as Favre, it just cannot end this way. And far more than any previous season, it feels like the end will come when the 2010 season finally closes.

He Said He Said

“It's terrible. It's 0-5. The laughing stock of the National Football League. I think we are losing fans by the minute.''- Bills safety Donte Whitner

Donte, you would need to have fans to lose fans.

"I can't wait to taste his power.''- Jets linebacker Bart Scott on facing Adrian Peterson

Ewwww.

“First in offense, second in defense, 2-3. You tell me.” – ESPN.com’s Gregg Easterbrook, attempting to determine San Diego’s poor start

Two words: Norv Turner.

"That has not been an issue like some thought it would be in the preseason.” – Falcons president and NFL competition committee co-chair Rich McKay on the new rule to move the umpire to the offensive backfield

Ummm considering how the Colts offense has seemed rather pedestrian, I'd beg to differ.

“The Packers won the coin toss in overtime and didn’t win the game! Washington had to play a little defense first! And yet we are going to have different overtime rules in the playoffs because of a foolish overreaction in the offseason. That’s asinine.” - Foxsports.com’s Adam Schein

Don't tell me, Adam, I couldn't agree more. Tell peter king. This is his pet project.

“I’m excited. But I’m not to the peak of my excitement yet, that will probably come later.” - Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger on his season debut

Is it ok to make fun of quotes like this yet?

“If you watched Todd Collins quarterback the Bears last week, you now understand why I believe Jeff George should still be playing.” - Foxsports.com’s Jason Whitlock

Heck after watching Brett Favre play this season I’d say you have a valid argument Jason.

Idiot of the week

This week, I anoint the Vikings organization as the winner.

I think it’s pretty obvious why their idiots. They went all in on a 41 year old quarterback who wasn’t sure if he wanted to play or not. And now the biggest headlines he’s making is for his juvenile attempts to hook up with a reporter instead of his touchdown to interception ratio. And that’s pretty poor overall. Then they compounded their mistake by trading for a malcontent receiver who only runs deep routes, is 33 years old and who once they sent packing for a bag of lima beans. On top of that, they kept their head coach who still has no idea how to manage a clock, call the right plays, and is regularly emasculated in the locker room and on the field by their quarterback. Now one of their starting cornerbacks is out for the season, weakening a defense that’s been underperforming to expectations. And the icing on the cake is this preseason Super Bowl contender is now 1-3 and poised to watch it all wash away.

Vikings organization, you are all idiots.

On Tap This Week

Last week started off so great, looked like I was headed for 7-2 after the 1pm games. Then Green Bay and Cincinnati blew it and I didn’t win again until Monday night.

Last week: 6-8
Season to date: 41-35

Whatever magic I had last season seems to have gone to the same place as Brett’s on field heroics.


Sitting at home playing tiddlywinks: Cardinals, Bills, Panthers, Bengals


Sunday

Atlanta (4-1) at Philadelphia (3-2)

It’s the battle of the birds. I’m sorry to say it, but after the Flyers lost to the Penguins and the Phillies lost game one of the NLCS, it’s gonna be a tough weekend to be a Philadelphia fan.

Falcons over Eagles

Kansas City (3-1) at Houston (3-2)

Ok, this one is quite difficult. I’m not sure what to make of either team at this point. Is KC as good as advertised? Is Houston overrated? I guess home field will have to be the tie breaker in this one.

Texans over Chiefs

New Orleans (3-2) at Tampa Bay (3-1)

This is where champions show their mettle. What have you got deep down, Drew Brees?

Saints over Buccaneers

Miami (2-2) at Green Bay (3-2)

Mike McCarthy, if you want your team taken seriously, now’s the time. I’m taking Lambeau magic over anything else.

Packers over Dolphins

San Diego (2-3) at St. Louis (2-3)

I’ve said this before and was burned badly, but I’ll say it again. Even Norv Turner cannot screw this up, can he?

Chargers over Rams

Baltimore (4-1) at New England (4-1)

Here’s the game of the week. I’m thinking the revamped Patriots offense finally exposes that Ravens secondary. If not their special teams will do something spectacular. I’m still in shock from their performance against Miami. Plus, New England was embarrassed by Baltimore in last year’s playoffs. Bill Belichick does not forget things like that.

Patriots over Ravens

Detroit (1-4) at New York Giants (3-2)

What a performance by Detroit last week. They should have saved some of those extra points for this week.

Giants over Lions

Cleveland (1-4) at Pittsburgh (3-1)

Cleveland will trot out third string quarterback, and rookie, Colt McCoy to start against the Steelers defense on the road. I almost feel bad for the kid. Almost.

Steelers over Browns

Seattle (2-2) at Chicago (4-1)

Do I trust Chicago? Not in the least. But I’ve seen how Seattle plays on the road. And I trust that less.

Bears over Seahawks

New York Jets (4-1) at Denver (2-3)

Yeah, New York is due for a letdown. And I think Kyle Orton is just the man to do it.

Broncos over Jets

Oakland (2-3) at San Francisco (0-5)

Oh jeez. Ok, one last time and only if Alex Smith gets another fire lit under his fanny.

49ers over Raiders

Dallas (1-3) at Minnesota (1-3)

The Dallas loss last week left owner Jerry Jones speechless. I struggle to imagine what a loss this week will render the usually talkative Jones.

Vikings over Cowboys

Indianapolis (3-2) at Washington (3-2)

Like I said before, I’m not ready to bet against Peyton Manning just yet. Although I do like how Washington has won games by hook or by crook. But Peyton is still Peyton.

Colts over Redskins


Monday

Tennessee (3-2) at Jacksonville (3-2)

Two words: Chris Johnson.

Titans over Jaguars

The Crystal Ball Return of the Big Douche

“If stupid, immature behavior were against the law, they could lock Roethlisberger up and throw away the key.” – Pittsburgh Post-Gazette’s Ron Cook

I think they could lock us all away Ron.


On Sunday at 1pm, Ben Roethlisberger, dubbed by me for this season as Big Douche, will return to the field as the starting quarterback for the Pittsburgh Steelers. Roethlisberger, as all by now know, is returning from a suspension imposed by the NFL for violating the NFL Personal Conduct Policy when he became embroiled in a sexual assault investigation in March of this year.

Questions have abounded during the past two weeks, from local, regional and national media outlets, regarding Roethlisberger’s return. How will Ben look will he be rusty? (So far, no) How will his teammates welcome him back? (With open arms thus far) Will this change the team’s new commitment to the running game? (A resounding no from all parties) How is he now as a person and player? (So far open, gregarious, gracious, humbled and ready to start a new chapter in his life)

One of the biggest questions, by far, seems to be how the fans will react. When the story first broke and throughout the investigation by both Georgia authorities and the NFL Roethlisberger faced a public happy to heap vitriol upon the troubled quarterback. Fans of the team mailed #7 jerseys back to their headquarters along with nasty notes, talk radio shows fielded call after call from fired up fans ready to burn Roethlisberger at the stake for this and other slights. Stories abounded of how he treated people poorly and leveraged his star power to get what he wanted, whether it was skipping out on cover charges or even dinner tabs to outright ill-mannered behavior. The Pittsburgh Zoo dumped him, in favor of Penguin legend Mario Lemieux. And while Big Ben paraphernalia sales plummeted, including him losing his beef jerky sponsorship deal, sales of items designed to make fun of Big Ben skyrocketed. My favorite easily being the t-shirt portraying him and Tiger Woods together with the tagline Dumb and Dumber.

But the fans were not the only ones jumping into the fray. Team mates questioned his dedication, national media outlets and prominent NFL writers penned scathing commentary regarding Roethlisberger’s maturity, intelligence and foolish behavior. One of the most prominent, loud and consistent voices easily was Fox commentator, and former Steeler, Terry Bradshaw, who has taken it seemingly as a personal mission to rip Big Ben at almost every opportunity, as evidenced here, here and unexpectedly here. I still wonder if Roethlisberger was watching the Fox pregame show that day.

I’m not about to do that and pile on. When it boils down, the only two people that really know what happened that night were in the back of a club in Georgia, and both were most likely liquored up enough even they are not sure exactly what happened. And frankly, he should have never been there in the first place. He’s the face of an NFL franchise with a $100 million contract and one of the top 5 quarterbacks in the NFL, not a college senior during a post finals blowout. Plus, come on, with that amount of fame, money and clout, someone of his stature could find a much better place to try and have a liaison than a club bathroom. I’ve been to enough clubs and bars to know what their restroom facilities look like, and I try to avoid touching anything in them.

Besides, over the last seven months, Roethlisberger has had plenty of people ready to tear him a new cornhole for his lack of thought, disrespecting attitude, selfish and boorish conduct.

That’s not to say I’m letting him off the hook either. He faced serious allegations and the fact that twice in a year two different women came forth to make such claims shows a lack of serious judgment. He’s been embarrassed, chagrined, vilified and ridiculed. He’s been punished; I believe fairly, by his employers for embarrassing the company and suffered monetarily from losing sponsorship deals, both current and future. On top of that, he lost more than a few fans and the respect of many, something it will take him years to rebuild.

But now, he returns having served his punishment. And if one thing comes clear from living in this great country of ours, is we’re always willing to lend a hand, help someone who’s down, and always give someone a second chance. Our justice system is based upon that, if you are punished for your crimes, you can return to society. Well, the NFL punished Ben for being a cad and a lout, and on Sunday he reenters that society.

Yes, I’m sure you know by now that I’m a sap, and I love the redemption story.
And yes, right now Big Ben is poised to be a great redemption story. He has come through this self created ordeal with as he says a new outlook on life, a stronger commitment to family, friends and his team and a better relationship in general with his church, community and fans. He has the benefit of playing in a city that is open, forgiving and the staunchest of defenders to those they deem one of their own. And he rejoins a team many feel are one of the best in the NFL before he returned. And with him, the general consensus is a potential Super Bowl team.

I know what you’re thinking; I’m going to be suckered in like I was with Michael Vick. You know what? Yeah I will be. I truly wanted to believe in Vick as the ultimate redemption story. Despite the intense heat I took from many on supporting his potential redemption, I still stuck by him, thinking yeah, this would be exactly the kind of story that would bring hopefulness and inspiration. But after reading of him trying to create a reality series about his return to football, which seemed to just die on the vine, and the birthday party incident just a few months ago, lets say I question Vick’s sincerity toward change. Yes, he’s done some good things, notably working with the Humane Society, and this season in the press he’s saying all the right things, especially during his interview with Jim Mora. But there’s been just enough to make me wonder if he is changed, or just wants to play football and is willing to do whatever he needs to get that opportunity.

So yeah, I’m getting suckered into Roethlisberger’s turnaround too. And yes, since I am nothing if not an unabashed homer, I’m sure more than a few of you are thinking, oh you’re just hoping for redemption because he’s a Steeler. Well, yeah I am a bit. I should be up front about that. But I’m also hoping for redemption because it’s inspiring to see someone turn their life around for the positive.

I think we need stories like this. Stories about people, who hit rock bottom, turn their lives around and become great once again. It feels good to read those stories. They give hope, inspiration and encouragement to the rest of us who struggle to make our own lives better. We see someone fall so far in the public eye find a way to make their lives right again, and we think, hey, I can do it too. If he can turn it around, I can drop those 30 extra pounds, or find that new career, or find the love of my life, or make my marriage and family life better. I know I’m not the only one. ESPN.com recently had a write up of how former NFL bust Tony Mandarich, who flamed out terribly in the face of massive expectations, has found a successful new life. If there were no interest in this kind of story, there would be no articles like this.

Oftentimes it takes a severe blow for people to realize the track of destruction they are speeding on and put them back on their correct path. Perhaps I’m naïve, or a romantic, or just plain stupid, but I want to believe that one night in Georgia was the severe blow Roethlisberger needed to turn his life around. Perhaps he did get wrapped up in the Big Ben persona and it drove him to behave only in selfish and self serving ways, and this accusation was the wake up call he needed but was unable to create for himself. Was it pretty? No. Was it good for his career or reputation? Hell no. But will it be good for him ultimately down the road as a man and a human being? Undoubtedly yes.

Yes, I’m aware that it’s pretty easy for someone to do and say all the right things when they’re faced with having what they love stripped away from them. And of course, Roethlisberger got a taste of that over the past month so right now he’s pretty dedicated on keeping himself on the right path. The real sign of change comes when you continue to do and say the right things, continue to treat others with respect and dignity and continue working on improving yourself as a person and community member.

So for now, I’ll keep calling him Big Douche for his boneheaded mistakes all whilst rooting for him to continue on his path to redemption and becoming a better man. And if he shows me he really has changed, I’ll cheer louder than anyone, because I’ll have that redemption story I love so much and the hope and inspiration we all need to encourage us to also make positive changes in our own lives. But if shows he’s just doing this to keep his job, well, then Big Douche he’ll always be. If that’s how it goes, then at least I’ll be a bit wiser, a bit more wary on rooting for redemption in the future, and have a nickname I can use for years to follow. And those will be more positive changes for me.

The Crystal Ball 2010 Week 5

The Crystal Ball is taking a pseudo bye week this week. By that I mean the usual nonsense is stripped away as we work to bring a better product. Something better is coming, but we’re just not sure what yet. Just think of us as the Bills or say 49ers right now, we started the season ready, it went horribly, and now we’re making wholesale changes to turn this thing around. Either that or know I’m just bored and want to spice things up a bit.

Opening Kickoff

Turns out I was exactly right about Philadelphia’s reaction to Donovan McNabb. They cheered him heartily during pregame introductions and then booed him lustily when he first took the field. You got love those classy Eagle fans.

Biggest, Baddest, Bestest

All the big talk this week has surrounded the Jets and Minnesota game. The Vikings showed desperation and snagged Randy Moss from the Patriots. Now everyone has been falling all over themselves about this, saying now Favre has a deep threat, this is a pairing people have wanted to see for years and this will turn the Vikings season around. Unless Moss can also play offensive line and take 5 years off of Favre and heal his ankle, I cannot see how. But hey, I’m no expert on these things.

And on a side note, I’m still mad at Belichick for dumping Moss before he could destroy the Patriots locker room about three weeks before I predicted it would happen. That man is ALWAYS one step ahead.

But the other big Viking news is Brett Favre hitting on a Jets in house reporter two years ago when he was with the team. Voice mails and text messages came out revealing Brett’s rather clumsy skirt chasing. I don’t care about this at all. He’s a professional athlete and a superstar personality. I’m not too terribly surprised when stuff like this happens. I’m more surprised when everyone else is surprised. Nor am I going to moralize what this means for Brett or his marriage. Something tells me Deanna came to terms with who Brett is years ago. I’m sure she wouldn’t want his nonsense spread publicly like this, but I’m sure after spending your entire adult life with one person you get to know who they are and what makes them tick. I’m not calling it right or wrong, just what it is.

But this situation does beg a few questions in my mind. One, who keeps voice mails for two years unless they mean to do something will them? Two, it has been reported that the sideline reporter, Jenn Sterger, did not release the messages. Ok, if she didn’t, who did? And how did this third party obtain private voice mails without having obtained permission to have them from one of the two principal parties? And three, isn’t it all so terribly coincidental that these were released the same week Brett returns to the Meadowlands with the Vikings to take on the Jets? Why am I wondering if the Jets and Vikings had made the Super Bowl last year these messages would have been the topic of conversation during Super Bowl Media Day? It seems just too terribly coincidental for my liking.

He Said He Said

"Everybody makes mistakes in their lives, and they made one last year.'' – Redskins quarterback Donovan McNabb

While McNabb didn’t have a great game, he got the win, and that’s what counts.

"Sometimes you gotta do whatever it takes to win. It means a lot, giving my team a second chance to win.'' - Falcons receiver Roddy White

White’s heads up play changed the game. Nate Clements, after intercepting the ball, ran down the field with the obvious attempt to get on Sportscenter. Well, he got his wish, just not in the way he hoped.

“This provides us with our first opportunity to respond to defeat" - Steelers head coach Mike Tomlin

Now that's positive thinking.

“I goofed” - Eagles head coach Andy Reid explaining yet another horrific clock management scenario that destroyed a Philadelphia opportunity at a touchdown

Gee you think so?

Idiot of the week

There’s no question that this week’s winner, hands down, is Eagles head coach Andy Reid.

The worst case scenario unfolded for Reid with Michael Vick leaving the game injured not to return. He then sent in the chosen one Kevin Kolb who was less than effective in utilizing Philadelphia’s offensive weapons, something we already learned in week 1 against Green Bay.

Reid then had to watch as McNabb exacted his revenge with an efficient performance backed up by an inspired Redskin defense that harassed Kolb into several costly mistakes.

Reid then was forced to listen as the Eagle faithful rained boos down upon the home team as his usual clock mismanagement left Kolb with little time for a potential comeback, and the defense let McNabb wick time off the clock in the 4th quarter at an alarming rate.

What’s worse is Reid, with a five minute play review followed by a time out, could not have his offense prepared with a play ready to go on fourth and less than one at the end of the first half. A delay of game penalty followed and the Eagles settled for a field goal and ultimately defeat.

Reid had his bacon saved the last 2 weeks thanks to a rejuvenated Vick. But having to go into a division game, and a symbolically important one, with his chosen quarterback outplayed by the team captain he jettisoned, there is no way his Sunday could have been worse unless someone spit in his Gatorade.

Now with Vick out indefinitely, Kolb returns as starter and there has been talk of pulling Jeff Garcia, late of the UFL, off the scrap heap. How long until Eagle faithful are calling for a move to acquire Garcia or worse for Reid’s job? Reid could not have screwed up the quarterback situation more if he planned it out.

So for trading your star quarterback within the division, watching him return home and kick your fanny, watching your hand picked replacement stink up the joint in the showdown and once again demonstrating just how terribly you manage a clock, Andy Reid you are an idiot.

On Tap This Week

Everyone always dreads having that one week where everything goes against them, things fall apart and you just hope that one team can pull of that one victory they should just to stop the bleeding. That was last week.

Last week: 6-8
Season to date: 35-27

Yeah, let’s just move on.

Chillin’ out eating cheese puffs this week: Pittsburgh, Seattle, New England, Miami

Sunday

Jacksonville (2-2) at Buffalo (0-4)

I cannot figure out this Jaguars team, but I can figure out Buffalo. They stink.

Jaguars over Bills

Denver (2-2) at Baltimore (3-1)

Wow, Denver can really sling the ball. But they cannot run it. This could be the game I’ve been waiting for to expose the Baltimore secondary. But will they with no running game threat? And can they win on the road against a tough opponent two weeks in a row? I have doubts.

Ravens over Broncos

Kansas City (3-0) at Indianapolis (2-2)

Indy is beat up, hurt, and their defense is questionable at best. Kansas City is rested, riding high and feeling strong at 3-0 as the last undefeated team. I’m still not betting against Peyton at home. Yet.

Colts over Chiefs

Green Bay (3-1) at Washington (2-2)

Yeah, Washington won last week, but hey, I wasn’t thrilled with it. I’m going Pack.

Packers over Redskins

St. Louis (2-2) at Detroit (0-4)

Oh, I just love those never say die Lions. I think this is their week.

Lions over Rams

Chicago (3-1) at Carolina (0-4)

After last week, I didn’t like Chicago with Jay Cutler. Like I’m gonna like them with Todd Collins under center.

Panthers over Bears

Tampa Bay (2-1) at Cincinnati (2-2)

If Cincinnati wants to earn any kind of respect for themselves, and any hope for the playoffs, they must produce a win at home. I’ll give them a chance this week, although I do not feel good about it.

Bengals over Buccaneers

Atlanta (3-1) at Cleveland (1-3)

Big win for Cleveland and a bit of a job saver for Mangenius. But I’m going with the team that can hang in there and take one from the defending champs.

Falcons over Browns

New York Giants (2-2) at Houston (3-1)

Foster all the live long day. I don’t care that the Giants basically twisted the Bears offense into a pretzel of their own design.

Texans over Giants

New Orleans (3-1) at Arizona (2-2)

It appears that Whisenhunt gave up on Derek Anderson. My only question is why didn’t that happen in the offseason? I mean, do you really think Cleveland’s throwaways are any good?

Saints over Cardinals

Tennessee (2-2) at Dallas (1-2)

I like Tennessee more, but I’ll give Dallas home field and the bye week benefit of the doubt. If Dallas was paying attention, they should have seen that an effective passing game can exploit Tennessee and probably get Chuck Cecil to make another naughty gesture to the officials.

Cowboys over Titans

San Diego (2-2) at Oakland (1-2)

Yeah, even Norv Turner can’t screw this up. Can he?

Chargers over Raiders

Philadelphia (2-2) at San Francisco (0-4)

San Francisco had my favorite play last week with that scintillating blocked punt recovered for a touchdown. This week, going up against Kevin Kolb, I think they’ll finally get that first win.

49ers over Eagles

Monday

Minnesota (1-2) at New York Jets (3-1)

The NFL loves having games with tons of storylines featured in their primetime slots. Well, they got one this week. Favre his voice mails and return to the Meadowlands, Moss taking on Revis in a new uniform, the Jets and their big talk and defense, the return of Santonio Holmes. Everything one could want for a drama filled extravaganza, and to top it off, somewhere in the midst of all this craziness there will be a football game. I’m calling this like a Super Bowl; team with the least drama wins.

Jets over Vikings

The Crystal Ball 2010 Week 4

Ok just so I understand, Big Douche and Ray Ray are text buddies, and were exchanging messages the week of the big Steelers/Ravens showdown? Big Douche, you’re trying to get Pittsburgh fans to like you again. This does not help.

Opening Kickoff

I’m willing to bet that Eagle fans give Donovan McNabb a friendly greeting the first time he takes the field. I bet every time after that they treat him with the same respect they usually reserve for Santa Claus. I’m curious though if Andy Reid will stop by to chat.

The Way It Was

Ok, so what lights were highest and lowest last week?

Leon Washington what fun! I know his leg got destroyed last year, but I couldn't figure out why the Jets were happy to send him packing. Hawks fans are glad they did, though.

Gee, Sebastian Janikowski couldn’t tackle a runner on a kick return and missed half his field goals. Not a good day for the NFL’s fattest kicker.

Speaking of kicking woes, ladies and gentlemen Garrett Hartley!

Ok, let me understand this. The Saints slug it out for two weeks against a Viking team out for revenged and an amped up 49er team, then fall to an underrated Falcon team deep into overtime and all I hear is the team is struggling and needs to regroup. What? They’re one missed field goal from 3-0, despite everyone targeting them as they’re the defending champions. I bet the Browns and Panthers would love to be considered a struggling 2-1 team.

I’m not convinced about anything I’m seeing out of Seattle. But I bet they win the division.

Everyone, deep breaths, let’s not get too wrapped up in this Mark Sanchez has arrived adoration. He's just as likely to fall apart in Buffalo as shine on Broadway.

And let’s take a pause about how good the Ravens defense is as well. The Browns passed on them and ran right through them. They should have never even been in that game. Just watch, some team with a decent pass offense will exploit that secondary. Paging Charlie Batch....

I’ll be honest; I loved Atlanta’s Mike Smith opting to go for it on 4th and 6 late in the fourth quarter late in the game. Very few others did, most thinking it was foolish. But fortune favors the bold, and you never win playing not to lose.

Yeah, it would appear the reports of New England having a defense are greatly exaggerated.

18 penalties for 152 yards and one big black eye loss to a division rival. Dom Capers had best find a way to keep his defense under control, because the horrible penalties they took gave the Bears a win.

The Steel Pit

Steelers 38 – Buccaneers 13

All you have to say about this one is….CHARLIE BATCH!

What a spectacular performance from the cagey veteran, who had been relegated to 4th string amidst all the Pittsburgh quarterback shuffling that has happened this season. Considering Batch took his position on the depth chart, and at times uncertain future with the team, in stride and not once complained, whined or moaned, he deserved a day like this more than anyone.

Batch threw three touchdown passes, had the longest run of his 13 year career and basically utilized the Pittsburgh offense to its full capacity within the best of his abilities. No, he’s no Big Douche, but he’s still damn good.

The defense did its now expected stellar work, with the capper being Brett Keisel’s interception he ran back 79 yards for a game icing defensive touchdown. What is it about the Pittsburgh defense and running back interceptions for touchdowns in Raymond James Stadium? It seems to be contagious.

The game was a stellar display of what this team can do, and a glimpse of how good the offense can be when it has, and will soon have, all of its key components in place. I cannot wait to see just how good this team really can be. Looks like I may have a chance to see that this week.

Only In Faux NFL Reality…

During the Sunday Night Football broadcast, Al Michaels explained that Dolphins head coach Tony Sparano wore sunglasses due to eye damage suffered at a young age. If the head coach has issues with his eyes, why would the team potentially exasperate his condition by wearing those garishly obnoxious orange uniforms?

Remember during training camp, when Cowboys rookie Dez Bryant caused a minor flap by not caring Roy Williams’ equipment after practice, a common rookie hazing ritual? Fear not, order has been restored to the NFL hierarchy as Williams invited the team out to dinner, all 53 members, and left Bryant holding the $55,000 bill. Good thing he got a first round level signing bonus.

There has been more than a few NFL talking heads wondering why Batman and Robin, known to us mortals as T.O. and Ochocinco, have not performed up to overhyped billing. I have three guesses.
1) Perhaps Carson Palmer is as overrated as these two and needs receivers to make him look good instead of the other way around.
2) Perhaps T.O. is washed up as previously speculated and Ochocinco is not that good.
3) But most likely, it’s because they spend too much time with reality programming, as evidenced by their latest foray.

Speaking of the former Chad Johnson, Ochocinco’s cereal, the aptly named Ochocincos, ran into a public relations nightmare when it turned out the number on the box, to connect people with the Feed The Children charity, was misprinted and actually connected callers with a phone sex line. You just cannot make this stuff up.

Now we have all read stories involving football players and guns, but this may be by far the most bizarre I have yet to read. Here’s hoping Osgood will be fine, so far it seems so, and that he finds a nice lady to spend time with that does not come with such baggage.

Dolphins defensive tackle Tony McDaniel, as we remember was arrested and pled guilty to domestic abuse in February, was suspended by the league for…..one game. Good thing he didn’t get frisky in a nightclub bathroom, or he might have had to really face the music.

Honestly Roger Goodell? The man was arrested and pled guilty to domestic violence and you suspend him for one measly game? Great message you’re sending to your female audience. Hey, we care about you buying merchandise and tickets, but we turn a partial blind eye when our players smack you around. And on breast cancer awareness weekend too. Real nice there Roger, way to care.

Upon Further Review

Speaking of punishment, Jets wide receiver Braylon Edwards, who was arrested the previous week for drunken driving, was suspended a whopping one quarter of play during the Jets game against the Dolphins. Originally he was slated to just not start, but Jets owner Woody Johnson wanted to send a message and make him sit out an entire quarter. Ooooh, I bet he learned his lesson from that! Come on, if you wanted to send a message, he and the NFL should have made him sit home for a few games.

Honestly, I do not understand how this is pretty much brushed aside as a boys will be boys sort of behavior. The man broke the law, risked the life of himself and his passengers and put into potential harm other motorists and pedestrians. He acted selfishly and irresponsibly, broke the law and made the NFL look bad not only with his behavior, but with their lack of concern regarding the incident and response to it.

Peter King wrote this week about any potential suspension:

“Know this, if the Jets had benched Edwards, they'd have been the first team to do so after a player's DUI since 2009 began.”

Ok, that may be true and may be how things have been handled, but that doesn’t mean it has to stay that way. If all teams are this cavalier about drunken driving, then the NFL as a whole needs to change. This is personal conduct that I believe most definitely tarnishes the NFL, if only because it shows a lack of concern for a nationwide problem that can be prevented. He should have been suspended and made an example of to all other NFL players, coaches and personnel that this sort of behavior is no longer acceptable in the NFL.

Goodell had the perfect opportunity to change a culture within the NFL that seems to at minimum tolerate this behavior with one suspension. Even if it had merely been for one game, it would have set a precedent for future incidents and put everyone else on notice.

The NFL is a highly public business that operates in the limelight of all media formats. They need to set the example and be the leader. This would have been Goodell’s best chance to enact real, positive change by suspending a high profile player on a high profile team. By suspending Edwards Goodell could have made serious steps toward changing a permissive culture, brought consistency to his supposed crackdown on bad behavior, set an example for other sports and popular culture and aided in the fight to end a preventable cause of death.

Unfortunately, Goodell did nothing. He dropped the ball, let a corrupted culture continue unabated, let another egomaniacal athlete get away with bad behavior and showed an inconsistency in his discipline standards that make me wonder aloud once again about his ability to successfully get a new collective bargaining agreement signed and avoid a disastrous work stoppage.

Second Thoughts

Last Sunday, ESPN’s Chris Mortensen reported that Brett Favre has had second thoughts about his return to the Vikings and the NFL. Well no duh. Of course he's having second thoughts.

This season is shaping up to be nowhere near as magical or adulating as last season, everything Favre touches is not turning gold and the team is sucking and losing! I bet if they were 3-0 and everyone was once again lining up to kiss Brett’s feet, we'd have no such story. Come on where's the common sense? This story constitutes as a news flash? Anyone could have figured out that Brett is having second thoughts when the waters didn’t immediately part to show a path to the Super Bowl. Guess what? I found some other members of the NFL that have also been having some second thoughts recently.

News Flash! - Mike Tomlin is no longer having second thoughts about starting Charlie Batch!

News Flash! - In week 1, Andy Reid had second thoughts about trading McNabb. Then he thought of having seconds.

News Flash! - John Fox is having second thoughts about turning his offense over to Matt Moore with no proven backup commodity on the roster.

News Flash! – Ken Whisenhunt is having second thoughts about cutting Matt Leinart.

News Flash! - Dan Snyder is having second thoughts about paying a huge amount of money to Albert Haynesworth.

News Flash! – Tom Brady is having second thoughts about his Justin Bieber haircut.

News Flash! – The Chargers are having second thoughts about hiring Norv “fold in the post season” Turner.

He Said He Said

“Can't you see Not So Big Ben on Super Bowl media day in Dallas surrounded by 1500 reporters as everyone braces for somebody to cross the line with an uncomfortable question?” – ESPN.com’s Bill Simmons

I can, and will DVR media day just for the painful entertainment.

"Yeah, check sat at my house for a couple of weeks before I cashed it." – Redskins defensive tackle Albert Haynesworth on whether to accept the seriously unearned $21 million bonus check from the team

Oh I do that all the time. I’ve got a stack of million dollar checks lying around. I use them as coasters.

"I guess in this world we don't have a lot of people with, like, backbones. Just because somebody pay you money don't mean they'll make you do whatever they want or whatever. I mean, does that mean everything is for sale? I mean, I'm not for sale. Yeah, I signed the contract and got paid a lot of money, but ... that don't mean I'm for sale or a slave or whatever."- Redskins defensive tackle Albert Haynesworth on radio station 106.7 The Fan

Can someone please explain to Albert, who is terribly clueless, how the general principle behind employment, rendering services for payment, works and that sometimes responsibilities at your job change based on company needs?

"Game ball goes to Chuck.'' – Steelers head coach Mike Tomlin

Yeah it does! CHARLIE BATCH!

“Listen to this place! It sounds like we’re in downtown Pittsburgh!” – CBS announcer Gus Johnson during the Steelers/Buccaneers game

Hey, Steeler fans travel well, what can I say?

“I think there is no official in sports who loves to hear himself speak more than Ed Hochuli.” – SI.com’s Peter King

First off Peter, I think Joey Crawford of the NBA loves to hear himself speak more. And second, Peter nooooo; you're calling down the thunder.

"We had a little bit of a spark for about 3½ minutes. In this league, that's not enough." – Panthers head coach John Fox

Yeah, last time I checked it took 60 minutes.

Idiot of the week

This week’s award goes to NFL commissioner Roger Goodell.

Roger has racked up, recently, an impressive list that made his win this week a rather easy runaway victory. First, he dropped the ball on punishment for Braylon Edwards, as mentioned above, and Tony McDaniel which I hope cheeses off some of the NFL’s female patrons. At minimum slapping McDaniel’s wrist for domestic violence on breast cancer awareness weekend comes off as tacky and an insult to women.

Next, I keep wondering if der kommissioner will be able to actually stave off a work stoppage. Well, now there have been reports that the league has been circulating information to teams on how to handle any potential lockout situations financially. I understand that being prepared for the worst is how you should operate, but this feels less like being ready just in case something bad should happen and more like preparing for the inevitable. Something I’m sure NFL fans everywhere would just love.

And the cherry on top of this particular cake wreck is easily his fanatical push to expand the regular season to 18 games whilst continually giving lip service about increasing player safety. Goodell seems deaf to the fact that every player, including this week Ray Lewis and Hines Ward, have been almost screaming that more games will only increase injury risk and shorten careers. To this outside observer, more games and player safety are two things destined to never meet.

So Roger, for dropping several disciplinary balls, eroding confidence in getting a new CBA in place and talking about player safety while blindly pushing changes that will only expose them to more danger, you are an idiot.

Taking the Week Off

Well, here we are. The first bye week of the season is finally upon us. And like always, we’ll take a moment to see how those who are enjoying a well earned week off will spend their time.

Cowboys – Apparently, the Cowboys plan to spend the week emptying Dez Bryant’s bank account.

Chiefs – I have no idea, but I’m sure it will not be pinching each other. I’m sure no one wants to risk waking up from this stellar start.

Vikings – Brad Childress went shopping to find any rejuvenating cream, lotion, potion and pill he could find to pump into Brett Favre to turn back his clock by one season.

Buccaneers – Most likely, they’re still trying to figure out what was the number of that semi that hit them last weekend, and how Heinz Field got transported to Tampa for the game.

On Tap This Week

Despite the Packers and Garrett Hartley giving away two games I still had a decent week.

Last week: 11-5
Season to date: 29-19

Even better, I won this week’s poll. Yeah that’s right kids, it’s on!

Sunday

Denver (1-2) at Tennessee (2-1)

I like Denver, I really do. And I am a huge Kyle Orton fan. I still think Denver got the long end of the stick with that trade. But their defense is just not the same without Dumervil and Chris Johnson is just getting warmed up.

Titans over Broncos

Cincinnati (2-1) at Cleveland (0-3)

Should we start the countdown clock on Mangenius’ job before or after this game? What, it’s already started? Oh ok then.

Bengals over Browns

San Francisco (0-3) at Atlanta (2-1)

San Francisco fired their offensive coordinator. Yeah, that’s always a sign of a team on the rise. I think Singletary may need to resort to some trou dropping to wake this team up.

Falcons over 49ers

Baltimore (2-1) at Pittsburgh (3-0)

As Mike Tomlin put it, the best rivalry in the NFL resumes at Heinz Field. And despite the overhyped matchup that will take place across the state, this is the real game of the week. Tune in to watch the Raven defense become exposed, because it will be, and badly.

Steelers over Ravens

New York Jets (2-1) at Buffalo (0-3)

I’ve heard more than a few people call for Buffalo to pull off an upset this week. Yeah, I don’t see it. When you cut your opening day starting quarterback call me pessimistic but I do not see that as a positive sign for the team overall.

Jets over Bills

Detroit (0-3) at Green Bay (2-1)

You think McCarthy brought the hammer out this week in response to Green Bay’s highly undisciplined play last Monday night? I certainly hope so. As a matter of fact, I’m betting on it.

Packers over Lions

Carolina (0-3) at New Orleans (2-1)

People are calling this to be an upset too. How so? You have the Super Bowl champs coming off a week where they suffered a humbling overtime loss. If anything, I see them coming out focused and ticked off.

Saints over Panthers

Seattle (2-1) at St. Louis (1-2)

Ugh. I do not trust either team. When in doubt, look at the records.

Seahawks over Rams

Indianapolis (2-1) at Jacksonville (1-2)

Fear not Jag fans, if things go south, Del Rio can call the immortal Trent Edwards off the bench! That will turn everything around!

Colts over Jaguars

Houston (2-1) at Oakland (1-2)

Ok, I’ll concede that it’s tough to play in the Black Hole. But Houston might just be a bit more motivated this week after an embarrassing loss last week. That and Oakland still sucks.

Texans over Raiders

Washington (1-2) at Philadelphia (2-1)

The McNabb Bowl, with Donovan leading his new team into the den of the team who spurned him! The storylines, the tension the drama! There’s no bigger story in the NFL, well until the next time Favre does something.

Eagles over Redskins

Arizona (2-1) at San Diego (1-2)

Ok, I guess I’d rather have Rivers over Anderson. It’s just hard to pick San Diego knowing Norv Turner can, and will, screw something up.

Chargers over Cardinals

Chicago (3-0) at New York Giants (1-2)

Ok yes I know Chicago is 3-0, but they did not impress me last week at least offensively. Although I think there’s more problems going on behind the scenes in New York than previously thought. This could be a game that decides Tom Coughlin’s future.

Bears over Giants

Monday

New England (2-1) at Miami (2-1)

I simply do not trust New England’s defense. And I saw enough from Miami last week to think that no; they will not lose two division games in a row. Of course, I could be wrong.

Dolphins over Patriots