The Crystal Ball 2007 The Super Bust

Last July our friends feted my fiancé and I with a lovely engagement party at a local Steelers sports bar. I know, that sounds a bit weird, but since we both love the Black and Gold, it worked out beautifully. But so what, you say, we know you love the Steelers. But since we live in LA, well, you can see how that would be a bit out of the ordinary. But that is another story.

I had the pleasure of running into a gentleman there that rooted for the Giants. He asked me how I thought Pittsburgh would do, I said they’d go undefeated (training camp had not even kicked in, so I was feeling far overconfident.) I asked him the same, and he returned with a reply of 8-8. I said, 8-8, you gotta believe and support your team, man! He stated I was being overconfident (duh) while he was being realistic.

When the Giants spout that no one believed they could make it this far, they are not kidding. Even their fans give them grief. I wonder if today he’s feeling great or like a twit for setting the bar so low. At the very least, he should have his Super Bowl viewing privileges revoked.


Recap

Patriots 21 – Chargers 12

Well, it took a long time, but finally the real Norv Turner showed up. Nice play calling there, Norv. Perhaps maybe once or twice it might have been a good idea to take a chance? Ok, maybe just once, in the red zone, or on 4th and long deep in Patriots territory? Seriously, calling a punt on 4th and 10 on the Pats 36 late in the game and down by 9 points? It makes my head spin. Thanks to Norv, the game unfolded pretty much as I predicted. Does that make me a being with the ability to predict the future, or one skilled in pointing out the obvious? You decide.

And it’s not like the Chargers had no chances. Brady played terribly getting picked off 3 times and looking less than stellar the rest of the game. Perhaps he was due for a bad one, or perhaps it was due to a high ankle sprain, more on that later. The Chargers despite being shorthanded managed to get into the red zone numerous times. But they kept chickening out and kicking field goals. Kicking field goals in the red zone, or anywhere else, will not win you a game.

The Patriots on the other hand had limited opportunities in the game. The Charger defensive backfield played as I expected. The difference here is the Patriots capitalized on every opportunity, and let Maroney run rampant. He drained the clock and the Chargers season in the second half.

There is the biggest problem with Tomlinson sitting on the bench. Turner does not have the speed to get to the corner and allows the defense to catch him in the backfield. That killed the Chargers on at least one 3rd and goal situation. I man for Pete’s sake, Junior Seau caught him from behind, and he’s older than Favre!

And why was Tomlinson sitting on the bench the entire game? Look, if the man’s hurt, he’s hurt and cannot play. It’s as simple as that. But I wonder two things. 1) Rivers had knee surgery THAT WEEK and managed to play, doing whatever it takes to get the Chargers over the hump. Tomlinson did not. Was he protecting himself to be able to play in the future, or protecting his ability to amass great stats and procure a bigger paycheck down the line. And 2) even if he is hurt, and there is no way he can pull a Willis Reed and go back on the field, why did he spend the rest of the game sulking on the bench? Could he not have been on the sidelines cheering his teammates on? Could he not have been conferring constantly with Rivers and Turner, offering advice and encouragement? No, he just sat like a lump and watched the game behind his cool guy eye shield, showing zero emotion.

Great players step up in times of adversity when the stakes matter most and do whatever it takes to push their team to greater heights. Rivers and Gates both banged up and playing in tremendous pain (Gates has a dislocated toe, try walking with that, let alone running around in the freezing cold!) but still both were out there giving it everything they had. Tomlinson, not so much. I’ve thought Gates was a tremendous player for years now, but now I need to rethink my opinion of Rivers, and especially Tomlinson.

Predictably, the Chargers went into crying/whining mode immediately after the game, with center Nick Hardwick accusing Richard Seymour of playing dirty. You know what? The Pats did play dirty. Seymour’s late hit on Rivers should have been called, and was not. And Vrabel’s leg whip on Rivers should have been as well. I also do not need to get started on Roid-ney Harrison. And I’ll bet there were all kinds of cheap punches and gouges and slaps on the line all night long. But you know what Nick? A good team overcomes adversity and takes care of business. You did not, so quit your crying.



Giants 23 – Packers 20 Overtime

"Cold weather lasts for three hours, this championship lasts a lifetime.'' - Giant running back Amhad Bradshaw

Now that, kiddies, is why they call it the frozen tundra. I’ll give the Bikini Girls credit, now that’s dedicated fan support. Crazy, no doubt, but dedicated. Or perhaps committed would be a better adjective. I mean, it was -24 degrees with the wind chill by the end of the game. Who dons nothing but a bikini in that?

Honestly, I was freezing watching the game, and I sat the entire time in my nice warm living room. I certainly cannot blame the Packer faithful for donning their cold weather hunting gear to make it through the contest. If anything, that made them brilliant.

Hold on, Eli Manning? I have to root for Eli Manning to derail the Patriot train? I think it’s time to whip up a George Thorogood special.

Boy, if you wanted to walk away with an entire town, just take a truck to Green Bay during a playoff game. All that shot of downtown during the broadcast was missing were tumbleweeds rolling down the street.

Green Bay, short of the 90 yard bomb from Favre to Driver, looked discombobulated all night on offense. And worse, Brett looked cold and old all game. Perhaps you can still play at 38, as he proved all season long, at quarterback, just not in below freezing temperatures.

It’s a shame, but he killed the Pack all night with sub par play. But tell me who has the grapes to pull Brett because he played poorly?

Although it was not entirely Brett’s fault the offense could not move, Justin Tuck and Antonio Pierce were everywhere, consistently blowing up plays and stopping drives. Amazing.

But Brett was not the only Green Bay problem, as Plaxico Burress took Al Harris to school all night. Harris was the only player on the field consistently warm, since Burress kept burning him for big gains.

Did Burress grow up in New York and reinvent himself, or did Pittsburgh give up on him too early? I sure hope the former, the latter makes me a bit sick to the stomach.

I’ll hand it to the Packer fans; they are a hearty and faithful bunch. Imagine sitting in that cold for that long only to go home with a loss? At least half of the franchises in the NFL can only wish to have fans a tenth as devoted. You see Texans fans sitting out in subzero temperatures? HA! But I take umbrage with their booing of the officials on the roughing the passer call and illegal contact call against their defense on the drive in which the Giants began exerting their will. Those calls were correct, and it was not a screw job being applied to the Packers. The problem was the defense kept screwing up and helping the Giants along. That is not meant as a consolation, just an objective view. Perhaps the youth of the unit caught up with them at the wrong time.

But despite everything, the Packers still managed to get to overtime thanks to two huge field goal misses by Giant kicker Lawrence Tynes. Tynes was shaping up to be the Goat of the game if the G-Men went home empty handed, but I give him credit for persevering. You realize kicking a ball in those temperatures is like kicking a cinder block? Good gravy, I’m surprised the man was able to even get it airborne! But overtime came, and the Pack, no matter how poorly they played, managed to keep the season alive and even get the ball to start. But for one last time, Brett killed the team with a horrible interception.

One thing I know for sure, Tom Coughlin’s lucky Brett got picked off when he did. If he had to be out there for an entire quarter of overtime, his face may have completely frozen and split. Did anyone see his cheeks during the post game news conference? I’m surprised we didn’t’ hear reports of Coughlin having necrotic tissue being removed from his face. Damn it was cold!


NFL, the alternative Universe

In an attempt to disrupt Eli Manning, Jay Zollar, general manager of WLUK-TV, a Fox affiliate in Green Bay, Wisconsin pulled all reruns of “Seinfeld” from the air in the local market before the NFC Championship game. It seems young Eli likes to unwind with a bit of the show about nothing. Zollar stated they “don’t want to give any comfort to the enemy.” You’d think the weather would have taken care of any comfort.

In a great salvo back, and an excellent marketing opportunity, Jerry Seinfeld jumped into the fray and responded accordingly.

"I'm going to send Eli a complete collection of 'Seinfeld' DVDs and a partial collection of 'Hogan's Heroes' for inspiration. You think I'm going to take that sitting down?"

Perhaps that is why today Eli is the master of his domain.

Mathew Kowald of Pardeeville, Wisconsin, was cited for disorderly conduct after reportedly restraining his 7 year old son for an hour with tape and taping a Packer jersey onto him after the boy refused to wear it.

Kowald said it started out as a joke. His son said he wouldn't root for the Packers, so he tied him up. The youngster was laughing while his wife took pictures.

"Then he couldn't get out and he got upset and that's it. It lasted a minute.”

Ok, maybe more than the Bikini Girl Packer fans need to be committed.

Word is commercial time for the Super Bowl will reach $3 million for a 30 second ad. I thought we were heading for a recession?

Wait, Budweiser has brew masters? Really? What exactly have they mastered, the deadening of taste buds?

Patriots nose tackle Vince Wilfork was fined for a fourth time this season, thanks to a face mask penalty he committed on Michael Turner. This brings Wilfork’s season total of fines to a stunning $37,500. Hmmm, maybe Nick Hardwick has a point. Although I’m not surprised, I’ve been calling the whole team dirty since week two.

Steelers’ receiver Cedrick Wilson procured a protection-from-abuse order against his girlfriend Lindsey Paulat. She has been charged with firing two shots in the player's home during a dispute last week. Wilson as stated after the restraining order that he is scared for his own safety. And why again did the NFL pressure ESPN to cancel Playmakers? Was it because it portrayed professional football players in a bad light, or too realistic, I forget.

Did everyone see it? In the Patriots/Chargers game, uber linebacker Mike Vrabel leg whipped Philip Rivers! Oh my God! Vrabel swept the leg! Oh, that made me so mad, not because he did it, but because it would have been perfect if the Pats had played the Colts, and I was able to use last weeks Karate Kid analogy as I wanted! Oh I’m so mad at Manning and the Colts, it would have been PERFECT! I feel like Joe Dirt when he found out his super valuable meteorite was merely a Boeing Bomb.

Last Monday one day after the AFC Championship game, Tom Brady was seen strolling around Manhattan in a walking cast on his right foot. Apparently, Tom Terrific has a slight ankle sprain. Later in the day, he was spotted again without the cast, so no big deal. Under most circumstances, this should be a non-story, but considering he is the star of the 18-0 Patriots, and this is the time for Super Bowl hype, forget about it.

So this tiny bit of footage has now been subjected to more speculation than the sub prime mortgage fiasco, and the world is waiting with baited breath as to what is Tom’s condition. To make things crazier, now reports are flying that Tom has not been at practice on Thursday and Friday, making people wonder where he is and what’s wrong.

Ok, let’s make this really simple. 1) Nothing’s wrong. If he can cavort around in loafers, he’s fine. 2) Even if something’s wrong, you think he won’t be fine with two weeks to rest before the game? 3) Brady could be missing his spleen and have gaping wounds in both legs and lose half his left arm and he’d still play.

And 4) has anyone considered the possibility that Belichick sent him out like that on purpose? Maybe he wants people to think the Giants have a chance, and will take them and the points. Meanwhile, Genius Bill, through a few channels, has placed a very large bet on his team to cover the spread in hopes to make a big score and make back that $500,000 fine from the league. Or perhaps he just wants to screw with everyone for a few weeks and this is how he shows that he is not a robot and does have a sense of humor. Take a look at this snippet from an AP article posted Friday.

As Belichick was asked Friday to compare the current trip to the Super Bowl to the other three the team has played in, vice president of media relations Stacey James said, "Final question."

One reporter tried to squeeze in another, asking if Belichick could say what Brady did or didn't
do on Thursday, the Patriots' first day of practice after a three-day break.

"Was that the last question?" Belichick said with a smile, turning toward James.

"That was the last question," James replied.

With that, Belichick walked from the podium and out of the room.

Does that sound like the behavior of a man concerned his bread and butter player might be sidelined for the biggest game of his career, or one who is quietly pulling the strings and up to something big? I thought so too.

Personally, if I were a Patriots fan, I wouldn’t get worked up about Brady in a walking cast. I’d get worked up that my quarterback chooses to spend his off days cavorting around Manhattan, enemy territory of their current opponent and the hated Yankees, instead of hanging around Boston. Come on people; get your priorities in order.


Upon Further Review

With temperatures a balmy 9 degrees with the wind chill in New England and a toasty -24 degrees with wind chill in Green Bay, the championship weekend treated us to some stunning play and hearty players rallying to defeat their opponents and Mother Nature.

But you know who got screwed the most? Not Green Bay fans, watching Brett struggle in the cold, or Charger fans watching Rivers struggle on one leg. No, the people who got screwed the most were the officials.

See, each team, when no running around, gets to huddle on the sidelines on the heated benches or around portable heaters. They get to don oversized coats to cut the wind as they await their next play. At halftime, they get to sequester themselves in a luxurious and well heated locker room. And when on the sidelines, they can huddle together to preserve body heat. Plus, when they are on the field, they are running around and exerting themselves, which helps keep them warm.

Not the officials. Nope, they get nothing. They get no plays off, no breaks, no big coats, no heated benches, no huddles, no deluxe accommodations, no portable heaters, nothing. These men, many of them middle aged and not in peak physical form, had to trudge out there and do their job in the face of the elements, while doing their normal task of taking their personal safety in their own hands as they attempt to call the game while sharing the field with young, fit men playing a violent game. The officials do not even get to wear pads or helmets! They got screwed, especially the crew in Green Bay, and are the true unsung heroes of the playoffs.


Coaching update

Atlanta - hired Jacksonville defensive coordinator Mike Smith as their new coach. Now, will the entire Falcons team be as vanilla as the Jags defense, or just the Falcons defense.

Ravens –hired Eagles’ secondary coach John Harbaugh, brother of former NFL quarterback Jim Harbaugh, as their head coach. The team also hired former Dolphin coach Cam Cameron as their new offensive coordinator and rehired the fired Ron Ryan as their defensive coordinator. Good things brewing in Baltimore. It’s gonna be fun kicking their fanny this year.

Redskins – the team has talked with former Giants head coach and former Ravens offensive coordinator Jim Fassel several times and will have a second interview with the Colts’ Ron Meeks. Snyder canned defensive coordinator Gregg Williams and offensive coordinator Al Saunders and hired Greg Blanche and Jim Zorn to replace them, respectively. Who hires a staff before a head coach?

Raiders – rumblings abound that Al Davis may can Lane Kiffin. Either Davis is rethinking the whole coach Snoop Dogg thing, or he’s lost his mind. Does anyone remember the little talk we had a while ago about consistency? Apparently not Al.

Colts – Tony Dungy will return for the 08 campaign and the team’s first season in their new stadium. Dungy and family have decided to go forward with another season, and Irsay will help them stay together with additional time off for the head coach and regular trips to the Tampa area where they reside for Tony. Jim Caldwell was named the associate head coach and will take over duties for Tony on days he is home with family. I think as fans we need to see a good guy like Tony go out on top.

Seahawks – Mike Holmgren is also returning for the 08 season. With family now back in the Seattle area, Holmgren has apparently decided he wants to coach a bit more and can still balance a good life. Here’s hoping both coaches can do just that.


Idiot of the week

Oh, this one was too easy. It did not show up until before the NFC Championship game, but as soon as I saw it, I knew who would be the winner this week.

The honor of Idiot goes to the Fox network, their sports division and associated executives for trotting their studio crew to Green Bay and setting them up outside for Packers/Giants game. I’m sure I was not the only viewer wondering aloud, what is the point of this?

Was this some sort of weird experiment? Was it a game of announcer by attrition? Did someone wish to watch older gentlemen Jimmie Johnson and Terry Bradshaw succumb to exposure of the elements? Were they trying to get rid of a few members of the crew to make some additional hires next season? During the trophy presentation, Bradshaw seemed unbelievably overjoyed. Not because of getting to speak with Giant players and owners, but because he was inside. Poor Howie Long eschewed shaving just to have a layer of protection on his face.

I know Fox will on occasion have their crew on location for big games, but this seemed more stupid than stellar. And I know the guys were only outside for short periods, but they did not need to be outside at all, or even in Green Bay. For such a moronic decision, Fox, you are the idiot of the week.


The Super Bust

Welcome one and all to the first ever Super Bust. Ok, I know, there was no Super Bust game. I’m sorry. I did want there to be one, and I really wanted to spend a weekend in Vegas, but alas, Commissioner Goodell seems to have other fish to fry at the moment. No matter, we’ll have the game anyway. And perhaps in a year or two, it will actually happen.

As stated upon its inception, The Super Bust would match the two consensus pre season favorites to play in the Super Bowl, yet failed to get there, against each other. This game allows a great many good things to happen. As we detailed in the past, here is a partial list of everything the Super Bust would provide.

- A chance for two fan bases to see their team in action one more time before next season
- An added opportunity for one team to end their season with a win.
- Some extra earnings for players, even though many do not need it.
- A chance for each organization to strengthen their team monetarily and physically with added income as well as additional draft choices
- An opportunity to show how wrong most prognosticators really are
- An extra game of football
- A weekend of football and fun in Las Vegas
- A perfect excuse to go to Las Vegas (like you need one anyway)
- An excuse to have another big game party, this one where the game does not matter
- A chance to use the game as a warm up to your real party the next week for the Super Bowl. Try out those far out recipes you think may not work on the real game day. Almost like a Pre Super Bowl Exhibition Party.
- Staving off football withdraw for another two weeks
- Another game for the NFL Network to show, giving more practice to both their broadcast crews and technical crews, both of which need some work
- Something for the sports media to talk about during the dead time when all other Super Bowl stories and angles have been beaten to death
- food and service industries seeing a bigger bump in production and sales, thus adding more stimulus to the economy
- Businesses around the world that have a stake in football seeing an increased profit, adding even more stimulus to the economy
- The advertising industry having another forum to debut killer commercials, almost like an exhibition commercial season
- Better play from the preseason favorites during the regular season, since none of them would want to play in the Super Bust

So this year, the NFC entrant is the New Orleans Saints. The Saints started the season on a mission to make the Bust. Despite some rough sledding in the second half of the season, they pulled things out at the end and managed to punch their ticket to Vegas.

The AFC entrant turned out to be a bit trickier, and forced the crack staff to use the first alternate. New England, the preseason pick, did everything possible to miss the initial Super Bust. For all their forethought, they missed this golden opportunity at creating history. But that is ok, perhaps they wanted to savor the moment and jump in next year. So this year, we take the first alternate from the AFC, the Indianapolis Colts.

And while much is being made about the fact that the Super Bowl matches two teams that met at season’s end, the Super Bust features two teams that met at seasons’ beginning. I’m betting on a repeat performance by both teams, and a repeat finish to the game. My Super Bust pick…

Colts over Saints

(The “actual” results will be revealed next week in our big Super Bowl blowout. Stay tuned.)

The Crystal Ball 2007 The Championships

Is the world coming to an end?

I have to wonder about this considering all of the potential seventh signs of the apocalypse that occurred last weekend.

- I sat on my couch feverishly rooting for a team that only 7 days previously had torn my heart out. (Ok, the terrible 3rd and 6 play call and the awful non-call holding on 4th and 2 really did it, but why split hairs?)
- The Patriots are 17-0 with a run and shoot offense and a questionable defense
- Brett Favre evades a sack, tosses an underhanded pass while performing a spectacular face plant all at the young age of 85.
- Norv Turner has successfully coached a team to the championship round, with most of his key starters on the bench in a hostile environment with the zebras against him.
- The Giants have won 2 playoff games, on the road, under Tom Coughlin, and Eli Manning was prominently involved in both.
- Peyton Manning has to sit home this weekend and watch his little brother play for a chance to go to the Super Bowl!

Honestly, either the world is mere days from ceasing to exist or we have all been transported to Bizarro World. If people start saying goodbye when they introduce themselves, I’m moving to the woods with a truckload of beef jerky and water purification tablets until things blow over.


Recap

Packers 42 – Seahawks 20

This is why HD was invented. Not for the incredible detail or super slow motion replays with unbelievable clarity, but to watch individual snowflakes accumulate on the bill of Mike Holmgren’s hat, turning him into a blustery abominable snowman.

Now come on, who doesn’t love a snow game! Well, except for the concessions people, sideline staff, players who have to cool their jets for long periods of time and fans sitting still for 3 plus hours. But for those of us in our comfy, warm homes, who doesn’t love a snow game!

The first quarter proved exciting but not to Packer fans at the start as Seattle leapt to a 14-0 lead thanks to two Ryan Grant fumbles. The first came on the very first play of scrimmage as Grant attempted to make something from a bad pass. The second one came as Grant got nailed going up the middle. Lambeau Field laid in shock at the turn of events.

But no one needed to worry. Brett kept the offense calm and Grant kept his head up. After the second lost fumble, he ran like a man possessed. Not once losing the ball again, Grant used those mistakes as inspiration and had a huge game, knocking out 201 yards and 3 touchdowns.

As Grant kicked things up, the Packer offense took over. Favre engineered two fantastic scoring drives. The first drive showed a heavy on the pass and the second a good mixture of passes and runs.

The second drive proved to be the game changer for the Packers, and the Seahawks. Eagle eye Brett kept the second scoring drive going by successfully convincing McCarthy to challenge the spot of the ball after third down. The re-spot gave Green Bay a fresh set of downs and renewed life. Hmmm, Brett Favre, trial lawyer. I could see it.

After the offense tied things up, the Packer defense went to work and shut down the Seahawk offense. Plus, they started creating turnovers and mismatches, including a fumble recovery that set up the go ahead touchdown early in the 2nd quarter. After that, the Seahawks answer with field goal and Green Bay never looked back.

Once the 3rd quarter hit, the Pack started putting the boots to the Hawks. And Seattle’s much vaunted run defense and ability to pressure the quarterback were nullified by the elements, the offensive line, and the possessed Ryan Grant

Holmgren just gave up after the third quarter. How else can you explain punting on 4th and 15 with only 4 minutes left and down 22 points? Perhaps it is time for him to retire.

Poor Matt, I guess he never got that chance to get the ball and score.

Did anyone else want to see Brett drop to the ground at the end and make a snow angel? It can’t be just me. The snowballs with Driver were fun, but I wanted more.

Oh that Brett, he’s just having fun out there.


Patriots 31 – Jaguars 20

This is the stats the brandished to start the game. Tom Brady is 3-0 lifetime against Jaguars, never once throwing and interception. He is also 6-0 in playoff games at home.

Hmmm, I wonder what’s in the bar….

What is that, hope? The Jax put together a fantastic first drive, coming out throwing to catch New England unaware. A great call on 4th and 1 kept the drive alive and an awesome throw while being tackled on 3rd and goal staked them to an early 7-0 lead.

The Patriots previously had never allowed an opponent to score on their opening drive in any previous playoff game under Belichick. Hmmm, the Patriots break another record. Dare I dream?

I just might, the Jax defense comes out and sacks Brady on first down. Perhaps there is hope.

Oh wait, never mind, they screwed up on second down and allowed a 33 yard screen pass.

Brady sliding for two yards; he’s such a weenie. Don’t wanna damage the goods!

The Pats go for it on 4th and 4 from Jax 40, answering right back. Brady to Moss for 15 yards and a 1st down. Sigh.

Yes, I’ll need a big glass, a beer stein perhaps.

Ok, Pats score, and now the Jaguars need to answer. And how do they? By Garrard fumbling the ball and giving the Patriots unbelievable field position.

Or maybe I’ll just use a big bucket and drink from that.

Maurice Jones-Drew screws up the kickoff reception, but at least wisely falls on the ball. The Jaguars start their drive at their own 5 yard line.

Mixers? Maybe just a splash of something, why cut the booze?

Jones-Drew keeps playing heads up by falling on a fumbled pass reception. At least it kept the Jags with ball and their drive alive. Finally Jacksonville starts asserting their running game. They keep moving the ball and keeping it out of the hands of the Patriot offense.

Oh, hold the bucket! What a fantastic touchdown catch by Ernest Wilford. Jaguars tie the game again with a stellar 11 play drive for 95 yards in which they amassed 7 first downs and chewed up 7:11 on the clock.

Where is this stifling Jaguar defense? Offense is doing its part to limit possessions and put points on the board, but the defense has allowed New England to score on both initial possessions. I thought their defense was supposed to be bad ass?

Can you mix vodka and rum?

Whoa hold up! Gostkowski missed wide right on a 35 yard field goal attempt. Can I smell a potential momentum swing? Finally the Jax defense stops the Pats offense.

14-14 at halftime and Tom Terrific has gone 12/12 in passing. Even I have to applaud that.

Hmmm, ice or no ice, that is the question.

Jacksonville is playing a bend don’t break defense, allowing small runs and short receptions underneath coverage to avoid the big pass play. Here’s my question, and I’ve posed this before in different contexts. When exactly does a bend don’t break, prevent defense prevent anything? On the opening drive of the 3rd quarter, Brady took everything the defense gave him and marched his offense right down the field for a touchdown. So once again, what’s the point of said defense if it prevents nothing? I mean, Jacksonville said before the game that their big goal was to not give up any big plays. Well, if you give up every other play, including scoring plays, then what does it matter?

And how does Jacksonville answer the Patriots? With a field goal after Northcutt heard footsteps and dropped a gimme pass that would have provided a much needed first down.

Oooooh, tequila!

And true to form, New England comes right back with a touchdown aided by a beyond questionable roughing the passer call.

And speaking of getting calls, where’s the flag on Roid-ney Harrison for tackling out of bounds?

Why waste a bucket when I can take it from the bottle. Increase productivity by eliminating the middle man.

Wait, calling a blitz on 3rd and 8 against an offense not known for its explosiveness? Great call there Belichick, how’d that first down taste? Seriously, how are these guys 16-0?

Ummm, I know it’s his first season as a starter, but can someone tell me why Garrard is throwing into the end zone into triple coverage?

Ok, I understand going for the field goal, grab the points, and keeping the game to a one score affair. But unless the defense can actually stop the Patriots offense, none of that matters.

And there’s the defense not stopping New England, and Brady throwing a big pass to Stallworth and moving them deep into Jacksonville territory. So much for that whole, we don’t want to give up the big play.

Limes? Nope, cut’s the tequila taste.

And thank you David Garrard, for picking the worst time to make a mistake and throw the interception. Not only did that put a cap on the game, but also the evening as he threw it to the immortal Roid-ney Harrison.

Just to clarify, tell me again why I’m supposed to admire the Patriots? I mean, the face mask on Fred Taylor, Harrison hitting out of bounds and hitting players already down after the play is blown dead, the uncalled holding by the line, Stallworth admiring himself on the Jumbotron as he streaks down the sidelines. Are we really to admire and emulate these dirty, cheating, self centered, smug twits?

Ok. Two more chances for someone to beat these jerks.

You can mix tequila and whisky, right?


Chargers 28 – Colts 24

Wow, the Colts came out fast and strong. They tore up the field with a stellar opening drive and scored the first points of the game. Peyton looked sharp and prepared, and the offense was humming. The defense then followed suit, but not only getting the ball on a huge turnover, but also eliminating their biggest threat when Tomlinson went out with a knee injury.

And then the game went from looking like a potential blow out to the shattered remains of a major award.

It started with a bad fumble by Harrison, who looked very rusty in his limited action.

It continued when the Chargers mounted an effective drive to tie the game. The Colt defense could not stop Rivers on third down.

That was followed by the Colts putting together a good drive only to see it short circuit in the end, a theme that would reoccur throughout the afternoon. Vinatieri did give them a lead with a great kick.

Things looked hopeful when a good Charger drive was stopped by the defense pulling things together and Kaeding missing the kick. But that was merely an aberration as a bad pass by Peyton that sailed too high was picked off by Cromartie and ran back for a touchdown. A holding call nullified it, but the damage was already done. The Chargers began to believe and the Colts began to doubt.

The second half did not help, as the Chargers, without the services of Tomlinson for the remainder of the game, mounted an impressive opening drive to take the lead 14-10. San Diego rolled with Turner in the backfield and spread open the offense with Chambers and Vincent Jackson, who was huge all afternoon for the Bolts, making stellar catches when they needed them most.

The Colts secondary gave too much room to the Charger receivers, allowing them to get their routes and timing down perfectly and keep the offense moving.

On the other side of the field, the Colts offense looked completely unbalanced, heavily favoring the pass. This tactic would haunt them often, as the reliance on the pass led to turnovers, including Manning’s second interception of the game, a short passed that was tipped and caught at the Charger 2 yard line.

Things went from bad to worse, as for every positive, the Colts suffered multiple negatives. The defense got a 3 and out, but then the team lost Addai with head injury after big hit. Then Bob Sanders was hurt with a shoulder injury. The Chargers had lost Luis Castillo and Tomlinson, and suddenly the game turned into a war of attrition.

Wait something good. Peyton made a very smart play by quick snapping the ball to catch San Diego in a substitution and grab 5 yards, a 1st down and 1st and goal.

But then Kenton Keith went out injured, and a banged up Addai was thrust back in game.

But here’s a good thing, Reggie Wayne applied a great fake out to grab a reception and score a touchdown. But the Chargers answered right back with another touchdown and utilized a fantastic screen pass to score. Oooooh, bad thing.

And now a good thing! Anthony Gonzalez made a fantastic catch for a huge touchdown that went 55 yards showing unbelievable concentration to stay in bounds and run the length of the field.

But then Rivers comes right back and tosses another touchdown. Wait, there’s good, Rivers came down hard on his right leg. Now San Diego has to rely on Billy Volek to carry the load.

Then the bad started coming in multiples. Not only did San Diego march down the field with Turner and Volek running the show, they also made the Colt defense bite every time on screens. They killed the Indy defense with screens throughout the fourth quarter. Their success resulted in another Charger touchdown and a 28-24 lead with less than 5 minutes to play.

But Peyton and the Colts still have a chance, and they move the ball into Charger territory, but their drive stalls late, again and a 4th and goal touchdown attempt ends up no good.

Still, good must follow, and a great defensive stand and the use of timeouts and the 2 minute warning allow them to preserve one last stab at a go ahead touchdown.

And follow that with bad, and the Chargers unleash an unbelievable 66 yard punt from their own end zone, leaving Peyton with 1:30 left, 1 timeout a 68 yards to go to win the game.

If the pattern is not detectable by now, it never will be. After gaining 5 yards, and losing Reggie Wayne to a wicked hard hit on 3rd down, the Colts are left with a 4h and 5 and need a first down to keep the drive alive and have to do it without Wayne and Harrison.

Unfortunately, the last bad thing happened, the Colts offense short circuited at the worst time, and they got nothing. Game over. The Colts title defense ends with a whimper and a one and done.


Giants 21 – Cowboys 17

Welcome to the Battle of the Horrible Coaches. In the away corner, we have Tom Coughlin, with a career playoff record of 6-6, two of those victories coming in the last two weeks. In the home corner, we have Wade Phillips, with a career playoff record of 0-3. Both have had successful seasons thus far, but who will reveal his true nature first? Let’s get ready to stumble!

Not a bad start for either team, with NY firing the first salvo with a touchdown and Dallas answering right back with a fabulous touchdown pass to Owens. Hmmm, his ankle looks fine to me.

Wait, Owens’s has his own hyperbaric chamber? Why am I just learning about this? Does this confirm that T.O. is completely nuts? When does he go off the deep end like Michael Jackson and become really bizarre? I’m taking the under on 5 years. If I see him hanging out with Rodman, all bets are off.

Oooooh, Coughlin takes the early lead with a terrible challenge.

The Cowboys mount a 20 play, 90 yard drive that eats up 10:30 of the clock. The second quarter consisted almost entirely of one Cowboy drive. Coughlin takes a step closer to victory over Phillips.

Hold the phone the battle has been joined! The Giants pull their coach out of the fire with a stellar drive, moving the length of the field in 48 seconds using their 2 time outs wisely to stake a touchdown and tie the score at halftime. Phillips you fiend!

The Cowboys put together another long, defense exhausting drive. They are working to suck the life out of the Giant defense. But it does not work well enough, as they only come out of it with a field goal.

Philips takes his first real lead as the Giants put together great drive that results in a touchdown and move ahead of Dallas 21-17.

Giants defense stiffening by the play with the lead in the 4th quarter, and I need to call out Giant DB Corey Webster. In a banged up and patchwork secondary, Webster played phenomenal for one simple reason, he gets a good chuck on his receiver at the line of scrimmage. He blew Owens all game and kept him out of his rhythm and off his routes and timing. Great play all afternoon, especially considering the shape their secondary was in as the game wore on.

Wade starts to pull away from Tom as Dallas begins to fall apart throughout the 4th quarter. The team begins making more stupid penalties, mental mistakes and foolish actions. Their loss and Wade’s victory are imminent through self destruction

Less than 4 minutes left Giants ball. They only need a first down and they have the game won. Can Coughlin keep it together? No! On 2nd and 5, he calls a silly run up the middle when he should have run a play action, bootleg, delayed draw or even went with an audible pass. The Cowboys were expecting run and the defense sold out. Tom’s still fighting, it’s still close.

Now the Cowboys have the ball back and 1:50 left with the ball on the Giants 48 yard line. Last chance and gasp for the offense, and Wade’s last chance to put this one away.

He gets off to a great start, as his charges waste so much time in the hurry up offense. Good move by the Giants to eat up time arguing running play, but Tom, you won’t win that way.

An awesome heads up play by Romo on 3rd and 2 to grab the first down and keep the drive alive, but it’s not what Wade needed.

This is it, the Cowboys with a 4th and 11, no time outs and the ball on the Giants 23. Who will win? Romo passes, ball intercepted by the Giants. Game over. Wade Phillips is the champion in the Battle of the Horrible Coaches!


NFL, the alternative Universe

Finally, a distraction! Now, I’m not going to drag Moss to a guilty verdict in the court of public opinion. Let due process take its course and the truth will come out. And I certainly do not want to make light or trivialize violence against women, a huge problem in this country and one that tends to rear its ugly head far more often than it should in professional sports. But something smells fishy from this whole incident, from both sides of the case. She seems to be aiming at getting some money out of Moss considering the timing of the restraining order, and he certainly is being cryptic and comes off rather suspicious with this whole “accident” business. But like I said, the facts will come out soon enough.

Now, if you were Roger Goodell, how many sleepless nights are you having over this, wondering what are the truths behind the situation and rhetoric? Your newly minted regular season touchdown receptions leader is now embroiled in a case regarding domestic violence on the eve of his team attempting to reach an unprecedented 18-0. What happens if this turns into a full blown Michael Vick style off season long affair with a rabbit hole seems to never end? How many fires will break out because of this? What kind of damage will it do to the league, and the Patriots? Goodell has said numerous times he will not tolerate off the field behavior from players that damage the league. What happens if the Patriots make the Super Bowl, and in the space between now and then, revelations come out that cast Moss in an even darker light, or charges are filed? Will he suspend him, and potentially change the course of the Super Bowl? Will the Patriots use this as yet another us against the world type of motivation, even though I find it difficult to believe any member of that team could justifiably stand by Moss if the allegations are true. Too many questions and not enough answers. One thing is certain, why Moss would allow himself to even get into a situation where a hint of chicanery could be applied, especially after all he had done to rehabilitate his image, is beyond comprehension.

Moving on, why did I have to wait until the playoffs for more funny Peyton Manning commercials? Yeesh. Hopefully with the extra time off this off season, we can see more. I know I’d rather have those than stupid Tom Brady Stetson ads.

AFC South sent 3 representatives to the playoffs. All are now eliminated.

NFC East sent 3 representatives to the playoffs. 2 of the 3 are now eliminated.

Did Eli and Peyton switch uniforms? It sure looked like it, with Eli coming up big in crunch time and Peyton falling apart in the 4th quarter.

Julius Peppers wants paid like Dwight Freeney, after having a horrible year. Ok, your check is on the moon, no, not that one, the one made of green cheese.

O.J. had his bail doubled thanks to his little phone call to his co-defendant, and the Las Vegas judge who handed down the change in bail also gave him a through brow beating. Lady, are you nuts?

Those were some nice crocodile tears from TO after the Dallas loss. They went well with his alligator arms.

A certain number of Cowboy fans started calling Jessica Simpson Yoko Romo, obviously because of their perceived notion that he plays horrible when she’s present. I think it’s just jealously of said fans who wish they were nailing Jessica in Cabo. Considering the game he had, I bet they were wishing she’d been there on Sunday.


Upon Further Review

I have to mention the treat every football fan had last weekend by watching stellar quarterback play. Almost every quarterback that took the field was on their game. Favre’s heroics in the snow, Manning coming up big on the road, Rivers getting the job done, despite his terrible personality, Garrard doing well for most of the game, and Brady going an unbelievable 26 for 28 and setting a postseason record for completion percentage. Watching these gentlemen perform at the peak of their games when things matter most was a delight no one could frown upon. For sheer entertainment, every game had something great. I hope this weekend provides just as much entertainment, athletic skill and derring do.

Saturday night I watched the Patriots offensive line very closely, because I really wanted to see and learn their magic. They are good, very good. Disciplined before the snap, stay with their assignments, pick up blitzes well. They also keep moving, always finding someone new to block if their assignment disappears, and always ready to lay an extra hit on a charging defender. They do all the little things needed to keep running lanes clear, open up holes for the backs and keep people off of Brady’s back so he can take care of business.

But they also hold, and often. On the roughing the passer call against Jacksonville Saturday night, no one called the obvious hold on the Pats offensive line as they attempted to keep Brady clear. No official called it and no one in the booth mentioned it even though it could be plainly seen in replays. They hardly ever get called for their infractions, which are becoming painfully obvious the longer they get away with them. I bet if they had a few games in which people called them on these not so innocent holds, that stellar protection of Brady would break down but toot sweet. I hate to come down on offensive linemen, I love them. Personally, I do not think they get the due they deserve most of the time. And realistically, all linemen hold, it’s a matter of how often you need to use a cheap tactic or how well you can disguise it. I’d just like someone to point out when these guys do it. From the lack of calls they get, you’d think they were perfect. Oh, wait a minute.

And a sad note, famed Steeler and original member of the Steel Curtain Ernie “Fats” Holmes died in a car crash on Thursday. Please see the full article here. Holmes, an ordained minister, was thrown from his vehicle as it left the highway. He was pronounced dead at the scene. A few Steelers from that era have passed on, and all are missed greatly by fans of Pittsburgh and the game. Holmes was part of the great defensive front with L.C. Greenwood, Joe Greene and Dwight White that became known as the Steel Curtain. Their defensive superiority thrust Pittsburgh to their first Super Bowl victory. Holmes will be missed by Steeler Nation, and always loved for his fierce play, unique style, his attempts bring joy and a better life to others and his love for Pittsburgh and its fans. We’ll miss you Fats.


Coaching update

Miami – hired Cowboy assistant head coach Tony Sparano. Parcells always hooks up his peeps. Good luck Tony! How long before the first Tony Sparano/Tony Soprano joke? I give it by draft day, if the Miami Herald had not already trotted a few out.

Atlanta - hired Patriots director of scouting Tom Dimitroff as their new GM. Perhaps a coach is not far behind. At the moment Ron Ryan is the favorite. What a mess he’ll have to clean up.

Ravens – Jason Garrett was front runner until Jerry Jones whipped out his fat checkbook to make sure he stays in Dallas. Eagles’ secondary coach John Harbaugh is the current favorite to land the job.

Redskins –interviewing Colts assistants Ron Meeks and Jim Caldwell, but the thought is that Gregg Williams will assume the post.

Colts – Tony Dungy is still deciding whether to return for another campaign or move on with his life’s work. Irsay says he’ll do whatever it takes to keep Tony, even if it means more time off and winging him to his family in Tampa during the season on his private jet. Jim Caldwell had been interviewing, but removed his name from consideration for Atlanta, Washington or Baltimore. The rumor mill believes this is a signal that Dungy will step down and Caldwell will assume his post.

Seahawks - Holmgren might step down after a disappointing playoff loss and call it a career. Nothing substantiated, but the rumors are swirling like cream in a double latte.


Idiot of the week

Norv Turner almost had this thing locked up before sunset on Sunday. His histrionics on the sidelines of the Chargers/Colts tilt were close to pushing him to heart failure. He spent most of the second half flapping his gums, acting like a gigantic baby, marching out to mid field to argue with officials and making stupid challenges to calls. He challenged twice during the game and lost both of them. But by managing to get the big win, on the road with his best offensive players riding stationary bikes saved his hiney. But not by much.

Philip Rivers made a strong case as well. Seriously, what’s with all the screaming and anger? And taunting the crowd in Indianapolis while you ride the pine and Volek leads the team? Are you a man or a child? Oops, silly question. Good gravy Rivers, please tell me exactly what you have done thus far in your career to warrant such behavior? Here’s hoping he blows a blood vessel at some point. But despite his antics, he still did not grab the top prize.

No, ol’ Norv and young Philip were edged out by CBS and Fox, for plying probably the worst collection of announcers for perhaps the best games of the season thus far.

With such a great game occurring in Lambeau field, on the frozen tundra, in the driving snow, watching Brett Favre spin his magic web again, home viewers had trouble enjoying the game because we had to suffer through another episode of the Tony Siragusa show. Tell me how watching Tony waddle around behind an end zone while providing absolutely zero insight or entertainment to the broadcast or watch him exceed the recommended weight limit of a snow plow is in any way entertaining. One more time, he is not, and will never be, the next Art Donovan.

Immediately following that, viewers were subjected to Jim Nantz and Phil Simms who had the call for the Patriots/Jaguars game. Personally, waterboarding sounds like more fun than listening to these two jabber. I mean, come on, Phil-osophy? But after watching them, I have a great question. What would Nantz and Simms do if the Patriots had to play the Patriots? How would they adequately suck up and kow tow to each team? Would their heads explode, or would they merely sink to the floor and curl up in the fetal position constantly muttering “Brady, Brady, Brady, Brady….”

The only potential for entertainment came when Brady broke the post season record for completion percentage, previously held by Simms. Did he do Marino-style congratulation through gritted teeth? No! He couldn’t even get that right. He acted like it was no big deal his record was no more. Heck, it seemed as though he didn’t even know it was his most of the time.

The Colts/Chargers game was decent, except I kept waiting for Dierdorf to call Rivers a big, strong stud and single handedly creep out America. Plus they had no one on the sideline to give viewers an update on the status of Tomlinson or Rivers. Seriously, you had no one sitting around cooling their heels that could have worked the Charger sidelines? The one time fans need real information and not some dopey interview with a former player, and nothing.

And finally, we come to Fox’s big game, helmed by their #1 team of Joe Buck and Troy Aikman. I can’t even get into it. I like Troy; he’s smart, articulate and knows the game inside and out. But his proximity to Buck seems to be making him dumber.

And I know we’ll all have to sit through a Super Bowl with Joe and Troy in the booth. I’m already steeling myself for the worst possible outcome, Buck repeatedly gushing all over himself about the wonderful, undefeated Patriots. Where’s my in flight sick bag?

Because you could not find any better teams, or roll out Cris Collinsworth or Gus Johnson or even renting Al and John from NBC to save at least one game, CBS and Fox, you are both idiots.


On Tap This Week

Stupid Indy. They went and choked away a perfectly winnable game, at home no less, to screw up the AFC Championship weekend. I mean, you were battling Michael Turner and Billy Volek for crimoney’s sake! Not only did you screw up the entertainment value of fans worldwide, but you also screwed me up royally.

I had a great thing prepared comparing Tony Dungy to Mr. Miyagi, thanks to my lovely fiance who pointed out how much she thought Tony was like the wise character portrayed by Pat Morita, and Bill Belichick to John Kreese, leader of the Cobra Kai dojo. This made Tom Brady our Johnny (the immortal Billy Zabka) and turned Peyton into Daniel-san for the ultimate showdown. It worked perfectly, especially since Bill Simmons of ESPN.com has been calling his beloved Patriots the Cobra Kai Yankees.

Oh, I had a cadre of Peyton-san jokes waiting in the wings. Now? Nothing. You think I can call Norv Turner Mr. Miyagi? He’s not even the economics professor from Back to School! (Another Zabka classic.)

For shame closing out the RCA Dome era like that, completely sub par and unacceptable. Plus, you screwed up my picks.

Last week 2-2
Playoffs to date 4-4
Season to date 171-93

So what do I have this week? Uhhhhh, all four teams playing this weekend are from two name cities. That’s it.


Sunday

AFC Championship Game

San Diego (13-5) at New England (17-0)

Chargers secondary versus the Patriot passing attack should be THE match up of this game. Now, I like the Chargers chances, especially with Cromartie working his game, but tell me, what good will it do? Who will they have left on offense to make the engine go? You think the Bolts are winning with Billy Volek and Michael Turner? Sure, they have revenge on their mind from their own playoff collapse last season, but who will carry the load? Their only hope is some quick healing and the power of distraction. Still ain’t enough. Brace yourselves kiddies….

Patriots over Chargers


NFC Championship Game

New York Giants (12-6) at Green Bay (14-3)

Oh, what a nice gesture the Giants did for me. In one single action, they took away my worst nightmare Super Bowl scenario, Dallas versus New England. So kind of them. And I have not let it go unnoticed that they are working a similar path to the Super Bowl, just like a certain team that gets mentioned here constantly did just two years ago. See if this strikes anyone as familiar. A sixth seed that barely squeaks into the playoffs thanks to a late season surge. They get off to a slow start in their wild card game on the road, but end up dominating the contest. Then they go to the #1 seed and control the game throughout, withstand a late game surge from the favored home team and pull out a stunning upset at the end. Now they head to #2 seed for a championship game match up that few think they can win. Does this script sound familiar to anyone? Perhaps those in the western Pennsylvania area?

Maybe Eli is unstoppable. Of course, he’s also said he hates playing in the freezing cold. We know Brett doesn’t mind it too much, except in Chicago.

Packers over Giants

The Crystal Ball 2007 The Divisionals

One and done. Such a sad tale those three words describe. Sure the season was decent, but you always want more. You want the tough wins, you want the scrabbling for the next game, you want the euphoria that drips from the trophy captured from a heated battle to whet your lips and quench your thirst. You want that overwhelming feeling of joy at being the victor, king of the mountain, top dog. You want that. But this year, alas, it was not to be for my beloved Steelers.

I could what if until August, and I have what ifed quite a bit since Saturday night as have more than a few others. What if that first kick off was not run back, what if the team just kicked extra points instead of attempting 2 point conversions, what if Holmes catch called correctly instead of being overturned and ruled incomplete, what if Taylor didn’t get that facemask penalty, what if Big Ben scored to close the first half instead of throwing another interception, what if someone tackled Mathis on his interception before he made it to the end zone, what if we kept up the offensive pressure on our second to last possession to grab a much needed first down instead of a goofy bootleg run, what if the offensive holding on Jacksonville’s 4th and 2 was actually called instead of conveniently ignored? But none of those things happened, so there is no point in asking what if.

"I will always be disappointed when I don't win the World Championship. I'm not big into moral victories. We did some good things. We won 10 games. We won our division. It starts there, but it wasn't as well as I would have liked. The goals I set for myself, I am not bashful about. One of the things that has bugged me the most since Saturday night are people with great intentions saying, 'Great start' and 'Great year.' I appreciate that, but there is something we are chasing here and we never will cease that chase." – Steelers head coach Mike Tomlin

Well, you can color me one of those good intentioned people, because I have taken solace in the fact that it was a pretty good season overall. The team did win the division, overcame lots of injuries, played tough no matter the situation, and the rookie head coach did stellar in keeping the team together despite adversary. Who could complain about any of that? Sure it would be blissful to see them go deeper in the playoffs and hoist that trophy again, but such things are not always possible. If I and other fans can take one thing from the season, it’s that we have a resilient team that always fights back and the future looks very bright. It was difficult to imagine that at the conclusion of last season. No one ever gave up, no matter how tough things got. I loved that.

Tomlin made a few errors throughout the season, but there’s the key, a few. For a rookie head coach, he did phenomenal. And you can take away that rookie moniker and still he had a great season. A 10-6 regular season record with a division title and a home playoff appearance helming his first team bodes well for the team’s future. He dealt deftly with players upset that Grimm and Whisenhunt left, and he never lost them. Plus, even when they got behind in games, he never let the team give up. If Tomlin can make any improvements, I’d say it’s when to challenge a play and getting the team to have a killer instinct on those close out games. They came back often when down big, which is stellar, but most of the time they could not hold on at the very end. They need that extra push to make it happen. Overall, not too shabby. Not the ultimate goal, as Tomlin so succinctly put it, but a great building block to work with in the coming seasons.

Now the changes come. I have been touting for weeks that the biggest problems with the team are mainly the offensive and defensive lines. In my humble, and poorly educated, opinion, Tomlin and crew should, and hopefully will, be focusing on the following areas.

Improvement in the offensive and defensive lines: More than any other item, this is the key. The offensive unit had trouble plowing lanes for Parker and keeping defenders off Roethlisberger’s back. The defensive unit showed its thinness when Aaron Smith went down for the season. Without him, they got torn apart by opposing running games and the secondary had to carry the weight of passing attacks when the front three could generate no pressure on the quarterback. And do not worry about Alan Faneca. If he wants to return, he will. If he wants a mondo payday, he’ll get it. Focus on who is there, who can be had, and who can be trained better.

A 1000% improvement on special teams: This seems to be a no duh. The coverage units need to pursue better and make stops. The return teams need to block better and help the returner garner more yardage. Daniel Sepulveda needs to improve greatly, especially with his range and consistency. And we need a reliable, fast and tough return man who can consistently hold onto the ball.

A better back to complement Willie Parker: The team needs someone to be able to spell Parker from time to time and amply handle the load. Najeh is good, but lacks explosive speed on the corners, which many of their runs are directed. Perhaps Gary Russell and Cary Davis need more time in games, or need to show a spark. Or perhaps we need to look to the draft.

Upgrade the linebacking corps: Still an effective unit, but a few are starting to get long in the tooth and show their age. But with Woodley and Timmons coming along nicely they should help reinforce the group and may be ready to challenge for starting positions.

A good draft: Everybody needs that, no matter the team.

As I have stated several times already, my biggest concerns lie in the effectiveness and depth of the lines, and Ed Bouchette of the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette feels the same way. He had some ideas recently regarding how to rework the offensive line, which I found enlightening and quite spot on, especially the part about Mahan, whom I felt was lacking at center all season. Take a look.

There were two changes in the starting offensive line last season and there will be more in 2008. First, All-Pro guard Alan Faneca will leave as a free agent and perhaps tackle Max Starks will join him. The Steelers won't make Faneca the kind of offer that will bring him back. They should make one to Starks before free agency begins in March, sign him and return him to his old job as the starting right tackle.

Next, move right guard Kendall Simmons to center. Sean Mahan, in his first season as the Steelers' center, was overpowered by nose tackles and that had a domino effect on the line. Mahan can compete to start at one of the guard spots and, at the least, serve as the top backup at center and guard.

Right tackle Willie Colon had his ups and downs because he has shorter arms than most tackles, which often prevents him from keeping the big pass rushers off him. He belongs at guard, so put him at Simmons' old spot.

That leaves left guard, where Mahan, Chris Kemoeatu and either a draft pick or free agent can compete.

Excellent analysis, I think.

But, all of this is merely work for another day. Today, I want to sit back, relax, and just say thank you. Thank you to the team for another entertaining, exciting and fun filled season. Thank you to the Rooney’s for once again fielding those boys in Black and Gold and giving the good people of Pittsburgh, and those of us far away, a team to be proud of and cheer for each week. And a big thank you to Mike Tomlin, for coming into a new situation and a new job, grabbing both by the horns and running with them. You reinvigorated the team and brought back the focus all of us fans love the most, play to win and play to win a championship. After watching you for a year on the job, I’m even more excited for next season.


Recap

Giants 24 – Buccaneers 14

Did that New England game flip a switch in Manning’s head? Eli was just too much for Tampa Bay. Who would have thunked that? Wait, I did! But let’s be honest, didn’t Eli looks so cute with his little playoff beard? He tries so hard sometimes. Hee hee.

The Giants had a solid complete game, utilizing their strong running game, tenacious pass rush and Eli making smart decisions and minimizing mistakes.

The best move by the Giants? No turnovers. Win that battle and you give yourself a huge edge.

On the other side of the field, well, not so good. Gruden had too much to overcome with a banged up quarterback, a shaky running game due to injuries and a weak offensive line. That’s a tough row to hoe. But I wonder if he made it harder on himself, since many starters had not seen meaningful action in a few weeks leading up to the game. Players need to play to stay sharp. Tony Dungy learned that lesson one year; he has not made the same mistake since. Perhaps you should note that lesson too Johnny boy.

Oh, and a side note for Michael Spurlock: Michael, if you are going to fumble a kick return, never do it right in front of the coach!


Chargers 17 – Titans 6

The tale of two halves. Titans won the first half, but the Chargers won the second half. Guess which is more important?

Boy, Tomlinson sure can get up there. Great air time and excellent second effort to score the touchdown on 4th and 2 inches.

I said last week that even Norv Turner couldn’t lose this game. Until well into the third quarter, I kept thinking I might be wrong. He got away from what the team does best all through the first half. Sure the Titans were playing stout against Tomlinson, but still, you need your workhorse to do what he does best for the team to do their best. And turning to Rivers is not what’s going to get the job done, especially next week.

Give the Titans credit, they hung tough, going into halftime with a slim lead. Unfortunately, their offense could not make any big plays, and their defense wore down in the second half.

Vince Young did look good early on, but could not create anything later in the game. He now has lots of time to think of where things went wrong.

Charger fans are so lucky; they got Ed Hochuli for their game! Why couldn’t we have had Ed? I bet that holding on 4th and 2 would have been called if Ed was laying down the law!


Seahawks 35 – Redskins 14

I’m just gonna say it. The NFL needs more players like Antwaan Randle El. Suffering through yet another batch of dour player self introductions, we come across Antwaan, who kicks in with “I’m Antwaan Randle El, Indiana University” said with a gleam in his eye and a flair for the theatrical. Just made me laugh and kept a smile on my face for most of the first quarter. Now why cannot they all be that fun?

Skins played too soft on coverage in first half, but they never gave up. They kept fighting back, even down 13 at one point.

The missed Suisham field goal hurt big time. It would have forced Seattle to score a touchdown and kept momentum on the side of Washington. The miss stole their momentum and was the turning point of the game.

Seattle fought back as well, though. They weathered the potential field goal, came right back with a defensive stand and a scoring drive.

Al Saunders is an idiot. Calling long passes into the wind with Todd Collins running the offense? Have you seen his career track record? His arm strength? Come on Al, we’re trying to win a playoff game here.

The interception run back was a beauty, with a great block on the last guy who had a chance at Trufant.

And then things got out of hand really fast for the Washington gentlemen.

I give kudos to the Skins for playing tough with their hearts on their sleeves. I know they had tons of supporters, after going through the loss of Sean Taylor, me included. In the end thanks to overwrought emotions and killer injuries, they did not have enough for the stout Seahawks defense and their efficient offensive counterparts.


Jaguars 31 – Steelers 29

Well, I suppose Mike Dempsey is one happy camper this week.

The team fought tooth and nail, even climbing back from an 18 point deficit at one point, but in the end, the Jaguars were just a little bit better.

Not to make excuses, but when Pro Bowl running back Willie Parker, left tackles Marvel Smith and Max Starks, defensive lineman Aaron Smith, special teams captain Clint Kriewaldt and return specialist Allen Rossum are all missing due to injuries, you have a tough mountain to climb long before the game ever starts.

Pittsburgh started out great, taking the kickoff and marching down the field for a 7-0 advantage. Unfortunately, I’ve seen this before. They look stellar to begin the game, then suddenly seize up and can do nothing right. And it happened again.

After that, Jacksonville scored 21 unanswered points, much to every Steeler fans chagrin.

The breakdown started with the kickoff, which allowed Maurice Jones-Drew to return the ball 96 yards to the Steeler 1 yard line. Shortly after that, the Jaguar offense punched the ball in the end zone to tie the game.

The teams played to a draw until the second quarter, when the Jaguars began to assert themselves.

First came the Mathis interception of Roethlisberger that was returned for a 63 yard touchdown.

That was followed on the next series by a second Roethlisberger interception. The subsequent drive revealed a terrible breakdown in coverage as Jones-Drew scampered for a touchdown reception and allowed the Jaguars to build a 14 point lead and begin to control the game with their running backs.

This also allowed the Jacksonville defense to begin teeing off on the offense at will, and the punishment came in the form of several sacks. All told, the Jaguars would amass six total sacks on the day, boosting Roethlisberger’s season total to a mind boggling 53.

The defense began to stiffen though. Ike Taylor got away with horrible pass interference in the end zone, but he would make up for that later.

Things finally looked as though they might turn, when Jacksonville missed a field goal attempt.

The offense took over and began to move the ball again, something they had not done well since the first drive. However, problems kept showing themselves.

On a scramble out of the pocket, Ben slid to a stop before reaching the first down marker. He must have taken one too many shots this season, how often do you see Big Ben sliding?

Santonio Holmes had a big catch for a first down, but then inexplicably the officials decided to review the play. This peeved me since obviously he had the catch. It seemed more like an opportunity for the officials to dictate the game by busting Pittsburgh’s rhythm and providing Jacksonville an opportunity to rest their defense, which had been showing signs of bending. But no, it was more annoying. Despite Holmes having control, despite his hands being under the ball, and despite the catch was as obvious as the tattoo on Tyson’s face, the officials unbelievably overturned the call and ruled it incomplete.

The Steelers managed to continue the drive until Roethlisberger threw a third interception, this one to a defensive lineman. This killed the first half, and brought things to a merciful end.

The second half, well, it was a slight bit better.

The defense came out pumped, and Farrior intercepted Garrard on their opening drive. Pittsburgh capitalized by grabbing 3 points off the turnover.

But then the demons began to show themselves, most notably stupid mistakes, mental errors and that pesky third down. The defense showed their biggest problem all day, containment of Garrard, by allowing him to scramble for 12 yards on a crucial 3rd down and 2. This was followed by a great sack on 2nd down, and then a 15 yard facemask penalty on Ike Taylor that kept their drive alive which resulted in a touchdown.

We score a field goal, they score a touchdown.

But we still have Hines Ward, who had yet another monster game. If I were building a team from scratch, I’d pick Hines Ward first and then find 52 guys who played as hard, and with as much heart and determination, as he does to fill out the rest of the roster. I mean what a monster grab he had in the first half off of a deflected pass! And as long is Hines is still smiling, we have hope. And he was still smiling.

The fourth quarter began with a terrible Jacksonville call, big blitz on 4th and 12. What happened? Roethlisberger hit Holmes for a huge touchdown. And suddenly, we’re right back in the game.

The defense kicks in with a spectacular 3 and out, making Garrard look panicky under pressure.

Ben and the boys take over, march right down the field and bring the team within 5 points. A two point conversion attempt unfortunately fails, and 5 behind we remain.

The defense steps up yet again, another great stand, and the offense goes to work. This time, they complete the comeback with another touchdown. A second attempt at 2 points fails again, and the lead remains a tenuous 1 point.

The defense stands tall a third time for the quarter, and forces Jacksonville to give us the ball back. 3:43 remains and we have the ball and the lead. A few first downs and this game is ours. Unfortunately, this did not happen. Two runs by Najeh Davenport and a planned bootleg by Roethlisberger on third and six result in a punt. Jacksonville makes it to fourth down and 2 just inside Steeler territory after the punt, but a breakdown in containment, our Achilles heel, allows Garrard to scramble to the 11. Three short plays to drain clock and the remaining Steeler time outs precede a 25 yard Jacksonville field goal. By the time Pittsburgh got the ball back, there were less than 30 seconds remaining for a hope and a prayer at making field goal range. That died, as did the playoff dream, with a Roethlisberger fumble caused by a Jacksonville jail break.

"Yes, I'd do it again. I throw caution to the wind. I play to win." – Steelers coach Mike Tomlin referring to his decisions to go for 2 point conversions rather than extra points.

Many have questioned Tomlin going for two on two separate occasions, especially when a penalty negated the first attempt, forcing a 12 yard attempt at 2 points. But I would rather have a coach who plays to win and comes up short than one who plays it safe and still comes up short. Sure, if we had kicked the two extra points, all Jacksonville could have done with that final field goal was tie the game. But if they were down by three with less than two minutes left and on our 11 yard line, you think they would have just killed clock, or went for the throat? Yeah, me too, and that makes the extra point/2 point conversion argument rather moot.

"We didn't keep our containment. We had guys chasing him, but we couldn't get him." – James Farrior

The defense did a decent job for the most part. Their biggest problem as pointed out by Farrior was containment of the mobile Garrard. When the secondary had receivers blanketed and front was getting pressure, no one was able to keep Garrard contained. When this happened, Garrard turned on the speed and motored for a first down. And never did it hurt more than the very end of the game, when Garrard’s wheels took him into chip shot field goal territory and the win.
Roethlisberger made more than a few bad decisions in the game, but managed to have a very short memory come the second half and step up when it mattered most.

Santonio Holmes has shown great improvement this year, but he needs to learn a few additional lessons from Hines Ward. Mainly, just put your head down and bowl forward. He did a few too many dance steps on a few catches that allowed the Jaguar defense to close in. This is not a problem held by only Holmes, as it affects quite a few NFL receivers. But I expect more from a group that includes Hines “lay the smack down” Ward.

I know Tomlin wanted to wick time from the clock on our second to last drive, but the team should have stayed with no huddle offense. It had the Jaguars on their heels and allowed us to move the ball at will. And the team definitely should have had a play called that included either Hines or Heath on that crucial third and six.

What I Liked from Pittsburgh – the spectacular rally from 18 points down, never giving up despite the obstacles, Essex performing admirably, Hines Ward, Ben’s second half, Heath Miller’s game, the defense standing up for large chunks of the second half.

What I Did Not Like from Pittsburgh – 3 interceptions, 6 sacks, Ben’s first half, another comeback thwarted in the waning moments, the defense wilting when it mattered most, the offense digging a hole they needed to climb out of, one and done, no more Steeler football until August.


NFL, the alternative Universe

"Poor build, very skinny and narrow, lacks mobility and the ability to avoid the rush, lacks a really strong arm"

You know what that is? That is the scouting report on Tom Brady. Now, if that does not prove the draft can be nothing more than a crap shoot, nothing will. Now, do we really need to have the draft broadcasted in prime time on a Friday night? Oh what am I yammering about, I’ll watch it just like every other nut.

Speaking of the superior human being, Tom Brady not only earned league MVP honors, but was also lauded as the Offensive Player of the Year. Fitting, as I find him pretty offensive.

Eli Manning posted his first playoff win since being drafted in 2004, making his post season record now 1-2. Well done Eli. In comparison, Ben Roethlisberger posted his second playoff loss since being drafted the same year, dropping his post season record to 5-2. Good call, Giants!

At halftime of the Skins/Hawks game, NBC did a cut in to John and Al, who were preparing to call the Steelers/Jaguars game. Al and John did their remote from inside the Steelers locker room. When did you ever think you’d see John Madden sitting so comfortably inside the den of his most vexing enemy? I’m surprised he did not spontaneously combust.

Warren Sapp called it a career this week, hanging up the cleats after a stellar run at defensive tackle that included 96 ½ sacks, great for a defensive tackle, a Super Bowl victory with Tampa Bay in 2002, seven Pro Bowl appearances and the 1999 Defensive Player of the Year award. Warren also leaves a huge void as a quote machine. The trash talking Sapp was always good for a sound bite on the field, and even better off of it. Sapp cited declining skills as his reasoning for strolling off into the sunset. I think he just realized he’s been playing in the career limbo known as Oakland for the last four years and felt this was his only means of escape.

Florida authorities took O.J. Simpson into custody for violating terms of his release on bail. Apparently, the Juice called one of his co-defendants in his armed robbery case, which is a no-no. O.J. called co-defendant Clarence Stewart two days after a Las Vegas justice of the peace declared the group stand trial. O.J, identifying himself as “Miguel”, called to express his frustration over Stewart’s testimony at a preliminary hearing. Wait, he called himself Miguel? He should have said his name was Ron Mexico, it might have helped. And Clarence, look out! O.J. can be quite unpleasant when he expresses his frustrations. I wonder if O.J. will call A.C. soon.


Upon Further Review

I love the NFL Network, even despite the fact that no one has yet to call me regarding my stellar ideas for new shows. The Lady K keeps wishing out loud that Football Feast with John Madden already existed. I think she just wants to hear John give a restaurant 5 BOOMS.

Regardless, what I do love about the NFLN is their propensity to re-air old games. Obviously, this month they will trot out all the previous Super Bowl contests, which is fabulous. But they also air other classic games, or noteworthy contests for their entertainment value or football significance.

Last week, I had the distinct thrill of rewatching the 1993 Wild Card game between the Houston Oilers and Buffalo Bills. The game featured Bills back up quarterback Frank Reich engineering the greatest comeback in NFL history when Buffalo overcame a 35-3 third quarter deficit to defeat Houston 41-38 in overtime.

No doubt about it, this game still holds up. The frenzied excitement of the crowd, watching the confidence of the Bills grow exponentially as they begin to believe they could do it, the total and catastrophic collapse of the Oilers, who found they could do nothing to stop the freight train that was the Bills offense. A great drama, great plays and a great comeback, just fantastic television to view even 15 years later.

But one particular item of the broadcast stood out to me above everything else while watching the contest. During the game, there was nothing on the screen at all. No score, no quarter indicator, no time remaining, no play clock or down and distance to go. Nada, nothing, zilch. It’s amazing how quickly and stealthily those things crept into a football broadcast, and how much we have not only gotten used to them, but how much we depend on them and crave them when they’re missing. By the end of the third quarter, I felt like a junkie craving his fix. I have no idea how I would live without them now, and watching that game hammered that point home to me fast and hard. I had trouble believing I watched games without that information constantly at hand all the time! While the game itself stands the test of time, I would never want to go back to those days without the constant flow of game time and real time information.

However, I also noticed during the game that the broadcast did not break for commercial on EVERY time out. Now that aspect of past broadcasts I would be more than happy to have back. I mean really, how many times to I have to hear this is ooooouuuuur country, find out that Eli is unstoppable or know if I choose Wendy’s, that’s right?


Coaching update

Miami – After cleaning house, the Dolphin brain trust began their interview process and talked with newly available defensive coordinator Rex Ryan. He might be good, as long as they keep him for more than a year.

Atlanta - No news is good news for Falcons fans. Whenever news hits regarding Atlanta, typically it’s bad. At least it’s been that way over the past year. They have spoken to a few candidates; most notably Jim Caldwell and USC coach Pete Carroll. Seems Arthur never learns his lesson.

Ravens - Their search committee is still identifying candidates, and has had a few interviews thus far. One rumored potential candidate is Cincinnati head coach Marvin Lewis, who made his name as a defensive coordinator for the Ravens. This could be good for both; since it’s obvious Marvin misses his time with the Ravens by the way he stocks the Bengals roster with criminals and trouble makers.

Broncos – Another year, another defensive coordinator gone. Perhaps we should begin to wonder if it’s the oft fired DC or perhaps Shanahan himself that’s the problem.

Redskins – Joe Gibbs retired from coaching. Not surprising, but still sad to see the legend go. Gibbs wished to put family first and I applaud that. I think this season was probably his most difficult and probably hastened his exit. The search for his replacement has begun, with Bill Cowher being on their list. But Cowher has maintained he wishes to stay out of coaching for 2008. Or of course if the Carolina job opens up but he never says that out loud. Gibbs assistant Gregg Williams is a top candidate, and the team has interviewed Titans defensive coordinator Jim Schwartz

Browns – In some positive coaching news, the Browns will extend Romeo Crennel’s contract after the successful season the Browns posted. The Browns seem to understand the key to success, coaching consistency. They could, and have, done worse. Good on them and Romeo. Although due to a poor defensive showing, the Browns are letting go of defensive coordinator Todd Grantham.

Steelers – Not really a big deal that it needs to be noted, but word is they are keeping the entire coaching staff intact. A smart move overall, since the staff did do a bang up job with the players on hand after a slew of key injuries depleted the ranks. Although it would not be a bad idea to perhaps identify a few special teams and line coaches, just in case.

Colts – Tony Dungy will consider his options once the season ends and contemplate a possible retirement. Dungy has flirted with retirement in the past, debating the possibility each of the last two seasons. Dungy’s top assistant, Jim Caldwell, has met with the Falcons and Ravens regarding their openings, and if he does not land one of those positions, could be a top choice if Tony decides to call it a career.


Wild Card Review

As promised, we’ll take a gander back at last weekend and see how the teams did in Wild Card weekend and compare that to their Week 17 records. Here are the results.

Chargers – won week 17, won wild card
Steelers – lost week 17, lost wild card
Jaguars – lost week 17, won wild card
Titans – won week 17, lost wild card

Seahawks – lost week 17, won wild card
Buccaneers – lost week 17, lost wild card
Giants – lost week 17, won wild card
Redskins – won week 17, lost wild card

Wild Card Winner results in week 17: 1-3

Wild Card loser results in week 17: 2-2

What does this teach us? One, football is unpredictable and exciting. Two, it may actually be in a team’s best interest to lose their last game after all. Three, perhaps the teams that won wild card weekend lost in week 17 because they were resting starters, while the teams that lost in the wildcards were not as strong as their opponents because they were still struggling to make the playoffs in the first place and needed the week 17 win just to make the tournament. This would be the most obvious answer. And four, as usual I have no idea what I’m talking about most of the time. Although I maintain teams should still play to win no matter what.


Idiot of the Week

This week, the mantle of Idiot is not so much awarded as it was grabbed, cradled and held aloft by the winners. The winners this week are a certain number of “fans” at the Steelers/Jaguars game. I should say that giving this award to Steeler fans would be shameful and embarrassing, but what was truly shameful and embarrassing was the display put on by these fair weathered bozos when they booed the team during the second quarter and when the teams went to the locker room at halftime.

First, we are not Philly fans, who boo at kickoff, we are Pittsburgh fans, and we pick the team up when their down and cheer wildly when they win. Second, you chuckleheads showed very little faith in the team you so profess to love and gave up far easily than the team itself. Why were you booing? It was only halftime, and the team was down only two scores. There were still two full quarters of football left for which the team to catch up. Third, despite what might happen in the second half, the team gave us to that point a pretty damn good season and was quite successful despite a regime change, numerous key injuries and some tough competition. And fourth, how did this display help the team in the second half? When the boys are down, they need our support as fans most of all. They had a chance to step back and regroup, and that’s when they needed to hear from us, the fans, that we believe in them and know they’ll find a way to right the ship and kick some butt.

I was appalled by these so called fans and their terrible display. You jokers turned so fast on the team merely because they were facing some adversity. You know what? If any of you jerks have season tickets, give them up. Sell them to others who want to support the team. I could use a few season tickets starting next season, I’ll be happy to take them off your hands. You would NEVER catch me booing the team, no matter how bad they play. The team, and the rest of us real true blue fans, do not need nor want you Johnny-come-latelies in or around our stadium. You have given a black eye and a bad name to the greatest fans in the world. And for that, all of you are idiots.

And as a side note, I found this little snippet in the Post-Gazette:

Steelers coach Mike Tomlin has been composed along the sideline all season and even has drawn criticism for his calm demeanor from fans who believe he should be more emotional.

Are you kidding me? This probably comes from the same people who complained that Bill Cowher was too emotional in his first season and should be calm and composed like his predecessor Chuck Noll. Hey morons, The Jaw is gone. We have a different coach now, with a different style. Get used to it or get out. I’m sure there’s probably some room left on the Patriot bandwagon.

Yeesh, whatever happened to team loyalty? My dad lived through some atrocious years of Steeler football, and he never once booed or turned on the team or questioned how the coach goes about their business or behaves on the sidelines. Me thinks we have a few fans that have been way too spoiled and need a touch of perspective and to be reminded of exactly what it takes, and what it means, to be a Steelers fan. Well, that and a good swift kick in the pants.

An honorable mention goes out to Charger fans who booed their team for grabbing a field goal in a very close game as well as booing them at halftime while down only 6-0. Why do these fans have no faith or confidence in their team? They must be pretty decent just to make it this far in the season? Sure they’re down, and a field goal may not be the decision you want, but what kind of a fan are you to boo your own team????


On Tap This Week

Last week Saturday I picked who I wanted to win. Went 0-2. Sunday picked who I thought would win. Went 2-0. Objective wins the day.

Last week 2-2
Playoffs to date 2-2
Season to date 169-91

Of course, now one team that does not allow objective feelings enters the fray. Will I be able to resist what I want to happen and pick who I think will win? Only one way to find out; the suspense is killing me! Hint I’m playing the well known percentages of divisional round weekend, which heavily favor the well rested home team.


Saturday

Seahawks (11-6) at Green Bay (13-3)

Welcome to overplayed story lines of the week. Be prepared to hear ad nausea about Holmgren returning to Green Bay where he won it all with Brett. How Hasselbeck was once the understudy to Favre, and now its student versus teacher. A constant rehash of their 2003 playoff match up, in which Hasselbeck made his goofy guarantee to score at the overtime coin flip. Actually, I wouldn’t mind a repeat of that. It made Matt look oh so dumb when he threw that fateful interception, and was a great day for Packer fans. Plus the unintentional comedy of watching Hasselbeck slink of the field was priceless. Ok, maybe some overplayed stories are ok.

But one very important story is not being played to death. And that would be the one regarding Seahawks kicker Josh Brown stating he’ll wear heated pants during the game. Yep, you read that right. Brown stated he equipped a pair of warm up pants with battery powered heaters that will keep his legs at a comfortable 75 degrees, no matter the outside temperature. Despite the fact that it will be a balmy 28 degrees outside, well balmy for Green Bay in January, Brown feels he’ll need the extra help to keep loose because of the difficulty kickers face in keeping warmed up due to long periods of inactivity.

And some wonder why kickers never get any respect.

In a semblance of seriousness, the Seahawks defense looked stellar last week, especially with the interception returns. But there is a world of difference between Todd Collins and Brett Favre. Brett makes the championship round.

Packers over Seahawks


Jacksonville (12-5) at New England (16-0)

Anyone read Tuesday Morning Quarterback at ESPN’s Page 2? We’ve mentioned Gregg Easterbrook’s stellar column a few times here. I bring up Mr. Easterbrook because I found a really fascinating little nugget tucked into one of his recent offerings.

The NFL's passing yardage leader has never gone on to win the Super Bowl in the same season. For 42 consecutive years, the passing yardage leader has not been the quarterback to hoist the trophy as the Super Bowl concludes. Never. Maybe this year's Patriots will be the exception. But with passing-yardage leaders 0-for-42 at winning the Super Bowl, the odds seem to be against Brady.

As Artie Johnson once said veeeeery iiiinnnteresting.

Ok, let’s get right to it. Tons of Patriot haters wanted Jacksonville to win last week because they match up well against New England. Their strengths lie in the areas in which New England is their most vulnerable. They could be THE team to slay Goliath. There is but one, teensy, tiny problem. The Steelers gave the Patriots all they needed to know in how to beat Jacksonville. Pass pass and pass some more. Roethlisberger shredded the Jaguar defense in the fourth quarter last week, while under heavy pressure. If Big Ben can do serious damage to the Jags, and erase an 18 point deficit in the mean time, what exactly do you think Tom Brady will do when he has all day in a perfect pocket and sips on tea while scanning the field for All World Wes Welker and Randy Moss?

Plus, watching Del Rio as the Steelers took the lead told me he does not have the cajones to make anything happen. He looked confused and helpless. You think a man who has that look against a depleted Steeler offense has any hope against the Patriot juggernaut? Me neither. Hopefully, the above factoid proves prophetic, but I have trouble seeing it proven this week.

Patriots over Jaguars


Sunday

San Diego at Indianapolis (13-3)

Let’s see, the healthy and well rested bunch from Indianapolis are facing the crew from San Diego who just toughed one out against the Titans, have a gimpy Antonio Gates and are leaning heavily on Phillip Rivers. Plus, Peyton has some serious payback to deliver from their loss to the Bolts earlier in the season. I wonder, I wonder just who will win…..

Colts over Chargers


New York Giants (11-6) at Dallas (13-3)

Can Eli even up his playoff record? Can he snag another win on the road? Will Jessica Simpson distract Tony Romo? Will T.O. self destruct and kill his team when it matters most? Will it come down to a field goal that only Romo can hold for? Will it be potentially the last playoff game played in Texas Stadium? Oh what will happen in Big D? Wait, I know.

Cowboys over Giants

The Crystal Ball 2007 The Wild Cards

Here we are once again, at the end of the season. The strange world of the NFL has been a whirlwind of both good and bad. A face of the NFL and of a franchise has gone from toast of the town and renewed promise to sitting in jail for dog fighting. Young men have been lost for no reason other than they were young, black and rich. A Hall of Fame coach retired, and then returned to try and resurrect a once proud franchise. The Patriots and Dolphins gave their best effort to thumb their nose at the concept of parity in the NFL. It has been quite a ride.

There has been bad. Travis Henry and his prodigious ability to procreate, Spy gate, OJ up to more trouble, the deaths of Sean Taylor and Darrent Williams, Michael Vick and his extracurricular activities, Pacman Jones and his.

But for every bad story, we had a good one as well.

Kevin Everett and his miraculous recovery, the resurgence of the Cleveland Browns, Devin Hester weaving his magic, Vinnie Testaverde’s last hurrah, Priest Holmes giving it one last shot, Mack Strong taking his last shot, Brett Favre raging against the dying of the light, The Patriots standing tall against all comers. Although that one could go in either category, depending on with whom you speak.

It all seemed to go away so fast. Where did it all go? I miss it already. Each Sunday held a cornucopia of delights for every fan. Always there was something to amaze, enthrall or scratch one’s head over. But now many stadiums will stand dark until next season, once again as quiet guardians left to watch over the remains of this season, and prepare themselves for the coming onslaught that at this point seems so very far away.

20 teams head home to wonder where it all went wrong. Injuries, poor coaching, perhaps a bad stroke of luck or some ill timed mistakes did them in. Or maybe, it just was not their year. But remember, a good draft, a few free agents, some renewed vigor and hope, and next year could suddenly look fabulous. That is the beauty of the beginning of each season. The slate is wiped clean and everyone has fresh hope and a new chance. 20 teams begin their search for that hope.

But it is also the curse of the end of each season, as that chance, that opportunity, that hope is lost. Left to wander alone in the cold darkness that is the off season until someone finds it again. Sure, there are still games to be played, but for the 12 teams left standing, 11 will go home disappointed as well, pondering the same questions, and looking to also capture that hope somewhere over the next eight months.

Cherish this weekend my football friends, for of the 11 remaining games, 4 are played this weekend. Cheer and jeer as loudly as possible, throw all of your passion into each contest, savor every morsel of action you can get, over indulge with each game, immerse yourself in plays, players, coaches and strategy. For soon even these will be gone. Hold on tight, the magic, mystery and thrills to come must sustain us all until late July. And that certainly is too far away for me to even contemplate.

At least soon we’ll have American Gladiators back.


Recap

As I said I would, I offer congratulations to the New England Patriots in becoming only the 4th team to ever finish the regular season undefeated, and the first to do it in a 16 game season. Quite the accomplishment, and one certainly deserving of a toast; they have done more in winning games and breaking records than any team before them.

But even in this their, so far this season, greatest moment, the Patriots still find ways to be completely unlikable. I mean, come on, why was Vince Wilfork trying to gouge out Brandon Jacobs’ eyes and draw him into a personal foul? This is why despite the wins, despite the records, despite their quarterback having, arguably, the best season ever by a signal caller, despite the coach who knows how to keep his team motivated and focused week after week, you just cannot find anything to like about these miserable, classless curs, no matter how hard you try. Honestly, this is a team to be admired when they pull off grade school shenanigans like that?

And for that matter, please tell me when the Patriots are going to stop getting every call. Gerris Wilkinson did not commit pass interference on Randy Moss, he face guarded him. This thanks to a rule change in 2005 is completely LEGAL to do. But since he did it against Moss, well, we might as well send him to prison for unpatriotic acts.

Letting it go….

Ok, now this peeved me too. The Eagles were up late in the 4th quarter in a close game. For them there would be no playoffs, no more Eagle football until next season. And signs indicate this could be the last game for McNabb in an Eagle uniform. So what do I see when tuning into the tilt against the Bills? The stands at the Linc were almost empty. You know, for all their bitching and moaning, the Eagle fans show a remarkable lack of support. Ok, I’m saying it, Eagle fans suck.

If it were not said a hundred thousand times before, it still has not been said enough. Devin Hester is the MAN. Amazingly, Sean Payton said his #1 goal was to avoid getting Hester the ball. But somehow Hester managed to grab a hold of a punt despite the Saints efforts and what happens, typical Hester magic. If you will not miss that in the off season, your ticket order for the MLS will be processed shortly.

Never, EVER, doubt the magic of Kyle Orton. The neck beard knows all.

85 sure loves the stage, no doubt about that.

Lawrence Tynes, please take a note from Jeff Reed. Onside kicks only work if you do not kick the ball directly to an opposing player, like say the sure handed Mike Vrabel.

Can the Chiefs and Jets in overtime really be considered bonus football? I question whether it can even be considered football. Of course, ask me that question come March.

Good on the Redskins for getting the job done. Not only are they going to the playoffs, but they go in red hot.

Congratulations to Houston, for reaching .500 for the first time in franchise history. The Texans also gave their fan base something else they’ve never had before, hope. I’m sure all 27 of them are thrilled about what may happen next season. Well, if they were in any division other than the AFC South.

Darrell Reid absolutely destroyed Chris Henry on a kick return during the Titans/Colts JV contest. Not only was I impressed he held onto the ball, but also that his head didn’t fly off. Someone please tell Chris his name and that he’ll be playing this week in San Diego. I’m sure he is not aware of either.

Titans’ fans freaked, understandably, when Vince went down and their playoff hopes rested on Kerry Collins. Not that I’d blame them, Kerry has not been effective since January 2001.

Not that Grey Beard Kerry was terrible. In relief of the injured Vince Young he was decent, going 10-13 for 106 yards driving the offense, killing the clock when needed and earning Horse Trailer status from Al and John. Not too shabby overall, but that grey beard of his makes me feel very old.

Now we know why no team has inquired with the Colts about acquiring Jim Sorgi. Is there another team out there with such a gigantic drop off between starter and backup?


Ravens 27 – Steelers 21

Hey, what happened to that avenge our loss in Baltimore last year crap? As the game progressed, that nonsensical pre game rhetoric sure sat like a steaming pile.

Yeah, you bet this game cheesed my whiz, for a multitude of reasons. The team went into the game with a chance at the 3rd seed, albeit a slim one, and could not capitalize. They allowed a loss to a bitter foe to be their final step before going into the playoffs. They also had every single weak spot of their offense, defense and special teams disturbingly exposed.

I would have felt better about a loss if we were on the second stringers, but almost every starter played this game short of Roethlisberger, Polamalu, Ward, Smith and Rossum. That’s it. The Ravens beat the hell out of the starting defense, with their third and fourth string running backs no less!

The starting defense once again got shredded on the ground.

The Ravens rookie looked like a top flight quarterback, making big plays and finding every gaping hole in the coverage

Charlie Batch was merely decent in relief, unlike his usual self which is spectacular. His biggest problem, self admitted, was he could not sustain drives.

Willie Reid needs to work desperately on his ball handling skills. He looked as if he picked up the fumble bug from the Fast Willie.

Offense could not stay on the field. Defense could not get off it. And worst of all, the mental mistakes added up, as did the stupid errors and bad blown coverages and routes.

Ok, I’m being far too harsh. I should relax. They had injury issues to deal with, especially with Aaron Smith and Marvel Smith gone and Max Starks going out early. And they did show one thing, tenacity. Despite everything, the team kept fighting and fighting. Even as the backups trickled in, no one gave up. They kept working at it, pounding away, never surrendering or accepting defeat. They did not roll over even when they were down 20 points. They kept at it until they had a chance at the end. If there is any positive to be taken from this game, that is it. It may not seem like much, but I’ll take it.

One think is crystal clear, though. The lines on both sides of the ball need to be improved, drastically, in the off season.

What I Liked from Pittsburgh: Never give up attitude in the 4th quarter, giving them a chance at the end to climb out of a deep hole, everyone doing what they could to fight back.

What I Did Not Like from Pittsburgh: Digging said hole in the first place.


NFL, the alternative Universe

As predictable as Old Faithful, the NFL coaching carousel began at the end of the season right on cue. In hopes of giving fan bases something to cling to, and keep those season ticket sales rolling during the off season, several teams have already jumped on board the wild ride of coaching changes. Are they the right moves? Will it make a difference? Probably not.

Keep in mind, one of the biggest keys to winning is consistency. Who has won the most in the NFL over the long term? That’s easy, the Patriots, Colts and Steelers. And why is that? Because they know that to win they need to be consistent, and that starts at the top. Bill Belichick and Scott Pioli, their uber GM, have been with the Pats since 1999, each year adding needed pieces through the draft or reasonable free agent pickups, and trimming away parts that are no longer viable or too expensive. Peyton Manning has worked with offensive coordinator Tom Moore for his entire career, and Tony Dungy has been in place since 2002, making no changes to the offensive brain trust unless needed while strengthening the defense and the team as a whole. The Steelers have had three head coaches since 1969. Since the merger of the AFL/NFL they, thanks to the Dolphins being ultra crappy this season, now have the most wins of any team during that time period. Why do these teams win? Because their owners are smart enough to understand that championships do not occur overnight and it takes time to assemble the right talent, teach and train those men how to be their best and how to work well together as a unit toward a common goal. And what these teams do is no secret, but for some reason you would think they were working on quantum physics.

Alas, too many teams and owners look for a quick fix and want instant gratification. So they fire coaches, hire coaches, make silly trades for over priced, and often over the hill, players and then find themselves no better off, and in some cases even worse off, than the previous season. And their fan bases wonder why things consistently go wrong. But no matter how much what the Patriots, Colts and Steelers do seems to be obvious common sense, there will always be teams out there ready to jump the gun and make a change not for any logical reason, but merely to make a splash and give the impression of actively working to improve. And this year is no different.

The Falcons continue their new coach shopping that began after week 13 because after the 2006 season they sided with their superstar and not their coach, giving up on him and his burgeoning system and potential consistency and stability way too early, hired a college guy to replace him, then found out what a detestable human being their superstar really was and watched their coach show no honor in his contract or commitments and bolt back to the college ranks. Perhaps patience in their search, and someone with NFL experience, might be a good idea this time around.

Baltimore fired Brian Billick and his entire staff in hopes of a change in fortune. This I think was a justified move. Billick had been with the team since 1999 and did win a Super Bowl, so it’s not that he did not produce or build a long term consistency. But the main point of his hiring was to build a stellar offense to go along with the Ravens otherworldly defense. That never happened and each year that defense got a little older and a little slower.

The Dolphins, however, just crowned themselves the king of poorly run operations after giving the pink slip to Cam Cameron and GM Randy Mueller and making a panic hire of Bill Parcells to rebuild the team. Mueller’s moves were somewhat questionable, especially drafting Ted Ginn Jr. over Brady Quinn, but Cameron did not deserve to be given the yank so quickly. He had been on the job for only a year, and was still working to clean up the mess left by Nick Saban, Jim Bates, Dave Wannstedt and Jimmy Johnson. The Dolphins are about to embark on their fifth head coach in five years! Please tell me how any team, no matter the talent level, can compete with such constant change and uncertainty. How Wayne Huizenga ever built a business empire with this type of incompetent leadership, I’ll never know.

The Chiefs did a bit of house cleaning and fired 4 offensive coaches, including their offensive coordinator, for being unable to generate any offense with a patchwork offensive line, a surly but well paid and injured Larry Johnson, a broken Priest Holmes, a receiving corps whose sole standout was a rookie and a quarterback pu pu platter that consisted of career journeyman Damon Huard and future David Carr all star Brodie Croyle.

After merely two seasons, the Lions dismissed offensive coordinator Mike Martz because he could not replicate the Greatest Show on Turf with Jon Kitna, overrated receivers, no running game and a sieve of an offensive line. Once again the Lions screwed up and fired the wrong man with the initials MM.

There are still question marks around the 49ers and Panthers, but at the moment Mike Nolan and John Fox both look safe. But who knows what tomorrow may bring.

In other departures, Marv Levy retired as GM of the Bills. Hopefully, Marv will visit the stadium often in the near future to see how his handy work plays out when the team stays healthy.

Here is another reason why the Colt organization is the one to be emulated in the NFL. The Colts recently gave Edgerrin James a Super Bowl ring. The Colts won it all the year after James left for greener pastures in Arizona. But the Colts felt strongly about James and gave him the ring for all of his hard work and everything he did for the Colts team and organization, as a sign of honor, respect and a thank you. That’s just a first class move by some first class people.

Bill Belichick was awarded the NFL Coach of the Year award, beating second place finisher Mike McCarthy of Green Bay. In receiving the award, Belichick said, “This is definitely a team recognition, but one that I appreciate very much on a personal level." I think that’s the most humble Bill has been all season, nice to see he knows how. And considering what he has done with the team, it definitely is an earned honor. Shame character was not one of the factors in voting, though.

And speaking of character, I must admonish John Madden and Al Michaels. Guys please do not compare Tony Dungy and Bill Belichick ever again. While both are masterful coaches and motivators, they are complete opposites when it comes to who they are as men. By comparing Belichick, a caught cheater and classless jerk, to Dungy, a good man of high character that works hard to teach those in his charge to be better people, is completely insulting to Dungy. Being the type of person he is, he would never say it, and I dare say probably not even think such things. But I will.

Titles should be won not by playing intentionally for stats, but in something approximating the natural flow of the game. – Peter King in his I Think this is what I didn’t like about Week 17 section of his weekly column, referring to Cincinnati’s obvious attempts to get T.J. Houshmandzadeh the receptions title over Wes Welker.

Hey Peter, I think you are absolutely correct. They should not be won by playing for stats; it takes away from the effort and accomplishment of achieving such records. And considering the work Wes Welker has done this season, it would have been a big dishonor for him not to get the proper recognition. Now, if you could take your head out of the clouds for a few minutes, wipe off your mouth from your constant salivating over New England and try to explain to myself, and America, how Brady’s single season touchdown record, and Moss’ single season touchdown record, come anywhere close to approximating titles won in the natural flow of games. Especially since more than a handful of their touchdowns together came from the two of them continuing to play in meaningless contests and running up scores late in complete blowouts, most notably against the Redskins. Can you really justify these titles as won by scoring in the natural flow of the game, or does it seem more like playing intentionally for stats, much like Cincinnati’s ham fisted attempts last Sunday? I know the correct answer; I just want to hear you waffle about it for a while.


Upon Further Review

As regular as someone on a high fiber diet, NFL teams with nothing more to gain for the playoffs will always rest starters in the last week of the season. This maneuver has benefits; players can heal up injuries, backups get some much needed game time experience and coaches can focus their energy on the upcoming challenges.

And while those benefits are good, I think they are negated by losing that last game of the regular season. I never think you should play half speed or at half strength. No matter the game, no matter the benefits, you should go all out. By giving up, or not giving your all, you create a losing mentality. The loss may have no meaning in the standings or for playoff position, but by easing up and becoming willing to accept a loss, no matter how trivial, affects mental preparedness and physical readiness for when the playoffs do begin. I feel by losing your last game, you set yourself up for early failure in the playoffs.

Now, this is just my opinion. I feel every game matters and that losing will affect a team. Or perhaps I am merely just a good consumer, demanding the most of my product of choice. But does my opinion have any validity? What do the results say? Good question. So to find out, I did a bit of digging and looked at all the teams that played in Wild Card Weekend since 2001. I looked at what they did in the playoffs, and what they did the week before in week 17 to see how their end of the season results matched their playoff fortunes. Here’s what I found out.

Wild card Winner results in Week 17
17-7

Wild card Loser results in Week 17
18-6

It would seem, by sheer numbers, it’s better to lose the last week of the season than win, if only by a slight margin. Goes to show how much I know. But for fun we’ll look at the teams playing this weekend and compare they how they did this week with their end of the season game next week. Here is how they fared in Week 17. Keep a note, this will come up again.

Chargers – won (creamed Oakland)
Steelers – lost (played only one decent quarter)
Jaguars – lost (creamed by non playoff team)
Titans – won (beat the Colt scrubs to make the playoffs)

Seahawks – lost (in a mailed in performance in Atlanta)
Buccaneers – lost (played not to lose as hey have for a few weeks)
Giants – lost (put up a fight and played a stellar game against New England)
Redskins – won (handled the Cowboy backups to make the playoffs)


Saddle up!

Strap on your spurs! It’s time to pick your playoff horse kids. Sad your team did not make the playoffs? Lost about whom to root for over the next few weeks? Wondering who you can get behind for the big games since your team is sitting at home eating Doritos. No problem, much like last year, we’ve got you covered. All you have to do is pick your playoff horse.

If your new from last year, I’m sure you’re scratching your head wondering, what the deuce is a playoff horse? A playoff horse is merely your temporary team for whom to root during the playoffs if your boys are sitting home in January.

Unsure how to pick a playoff horse? Well, you’ve come to the right place, since we’ve got you covered. All you need to do is pick one team from each conference, and root for them all the way to the Super Bowl. If one goes down, no problem you still have the other team. And if one of your horses makes it to Super Bowl Sunday, it is almost as tasty as if your team did. Ok, it is not nearly as good, not even remotely close, but it does give one a certain amount of satisfaction and it is a fun way to watch the playoffs. So, here is what you need to know.

1) Avoid teams from your division – This has too many incestuous ramifications, and could create bad karma for your team the next year. Plus, if they won it all, would you really be able to live with yourself? Avoid division teams at all cost.

2) Avoid traditional rivalry teams – This is paramount, and can create as much bad karma as a division rival, perhaps more. If you are a Raiders fan, you do not root for Denver ever. You would never see a Cowboys fans rooting for Philadelphia either. Plus, if you did that, wouldn’t you just feel sleazy, like you slept with your best friend’s girlfriend?

3) Avoid teams that beat up on your team – Sure, your team had a bad year, but why rub their noses in it by rooting for a team who tortured them. Plus, you could possibly look like a band wagon fan, and you want to avoid that at all costs.

4) Never buy any merchandise of your playoff horse – This is a very short term commitment, no need to invest any money in it. Plus, you could be labeled as a band wagon fan or even bring bad football karma to your team. You never want to split your true loyalties. And, if any of your family or friends who know nothing about football sees this merchandise, it could lead them to believe this is your favorite team and the next thing you know you find Seattle Seahawks Salt and Pepper shakers under your tree next Christmas. Always a bad thing.

5) Look for teams that did not play yours - This makes it easier to cheer for your playoff horse, since you cannot create bad karma or look like a band wagon fan. Plus, you will not be reminded of when they played your team this season, which could be a bad memory.

6) Try to find a positive connection to your favorite team – Does your playoff horse play in the same state as your team? That works. Are their former players from your team on their roster? Probably, so why not root for those guys, you liked them at one point in their careers. Well, unless that player is T.O. Do you have a friend who is a big fan of a team? Go with his or her team. They would do the same for you, and maybe they have recently, like when they cheered on the Steelers and congratulated you on Pittsburgh’s Super Bow victory.

7) Look for the sleeper – This is a great one, since if you pick the right team, and they go all the way, you look like a genius. And if they lose, well, you have lost nothing. There is always one team lurking and ready to pounce; the only question is if they could go all the way. Maybe they just need some extra cheer. Hint, this year the sleeper team represents our nation’s capital.

8) Pick one team from each conference – Always have two, it increases your odds for making it through the playoffs. Plus, if they both happen to make it to the big game, then you look like an uber genius. On the off chance this should happen, switch all support to the team representing your conference. It’s always good for your real team to be in the more powerful, and Super Bowl laden conference. Trust me, the 80’s and 90’s were rough on us AFC folks.

9) You must pick your horses before the playoffs begin – Yes, I know, this only gives you a week to mourn your season’s end and then find someone to root for, even if it’s only half heartedly. But you cannot cheat by peeking at Wild Card weekend and seeing who might really have a shot.

10) If your horses lose before the Super Bowl, you are done – Just like if your own team were eliminated from the playoffs, so too go your temporary allegiances. After that, you can only pick winners for each game. Well, if you have a few bucks on the game, then cheer away. But if not, then just watch as an objective party. Now, if you want to root still, my advice is to root against the teams you cannot stand. If you are any true fan, I’m sure there will be more than a few of those around, even when there are only two remaining combatants.

Remember, this is only for the short term and just for a little fun. You are just rooting for a team so you can create a little vested interest in the playoffs. After the team is done, or the playoffs end, so does your support for your playoff horse. Any cheering for them after that means you are either gleaming off of their success and that would compromise your own team, or you are a band wagon fan, and that would really hurt your team and your credibility. You never want to do anything that would compromise your true allegiances. With that in mind, go out there and find your playoff horse.

Obviously, this season I am picking no playoff horse. Pittsburgh is hosting a playoff game this weekend, and I’m rolling with them live or die. But for those fans out there whose team did not make a trip, and I’m looking at you Saints fans, please feel free to tab a couple of contenders and go full tilt. Enjoy


Idiot of the Week

Jim Nantz and Phil Simms get co honors for going into a long discussion during the third quarter about the Patriots, their season and their playoff chances as they were calling the Pittsburgh at Baltimore game.

I know game was crappy. I know things got away fast, a blow out began to bloom and they needed to do something to keep things interesting. And I know the story of the year is the Patriots, who the day before had finished the regular season 16-0. But to lose attention from the game you are supposed to be focused upon to talk about another team that was not even playing that day? A team that is bitterly hated by the fan bases of the two teams on the field? Idiots.

In an amazing bit of symmetry, Simms and Nantz managed to close out last season as well by capturing Idiot of the Week honors. At least they’re consistent.


Super Bust Watch

Congratulations to the New Orleans Saints, who thanks to a sub par season and a terrible showing versus the Bears have locked up their spot in the first ever Super Bust.

Their opponent, however, still needs to be determined. The Patriots thus far have done absolutely everything to avoid the honor of playing in the inaugural Super Bust. They still have two chances to make the game, but our first alternate, the Colts, may need to be tabbed. There is a chance the AFC Championship game could be between the Colts and Patriots. That game will prove who wants the Super Bust more. More to come soon!


The Contenders

So our playoff fields are set. In a weird bit of coincidence, half of the NFC field is seeded by the NFC East (Cowboys, Giants and Redskins) and half of the AFC field is seeded by the AFC South (Colts, Jaguars and Titans.) Neither division finished under .500, with the teams left out in each division (Eagles and Texans) both finishing a division worst 8-8. It would seem moving mountains would be an easier task than coming out on top of either the AFC South or NFC East.

But without further ado, let’s take a look at the teams vying to become the champion of the football world.

AFC

New England Patriots – Winning every game of the regular season, the Patriots come in as the odds on favorite to go home with the Lombardi trophy. But an aging linebacking corps, suspect run defense and an inconsistent running game could hurt them in the playoffs. However, they still have Brady to Moss, an aggressive secondary and a tenacious defensive front and they have taken them pretty far to this point.

Indianapolis Colts – The Super Bowl champions are back in the playoffs to defend their crown. They have the confidence, they know the path and what it takes, and they have been blessed in facing no pressure or scrutiny during the season thanks to the Patriots and their amazing season capturing the media spotlight. They are the 800 pound gorilla in the room.

San Diego Chargers – Also returning to the playoffs after a bitter defeat last year are the Chargers. This season started slow but they found their vaunted running game and came on as the season progressed, finishing at an impressive 11-5. However, Philip Rivers is still their quarterback and Norv Turner is still their coach, so that should tell bettors everything they need to know.

Pittsburgh Steelers – After a one year absence, the Steelers return to post season action. A strong, seasoned team, they also know what it takes to win it all. But a late season swoon has overcome the team, with their running defense losing its luster, their running game suddenly suspect and a rash of injuries that has crippled them in key positions. If they find ways around their weaknesses, their playoff experience should help them. If not, they may not last long in the tournament.

Jacksonville Jaguars – They sat home last year and bided their time after getting crapped on by New England. This year they seem ready. The Jags have torn teams apart. Tenacious defense and powerful running have allowed David Garrard to have a stellar opening season as starter. They match up well with their prospective opponents, and could be a dark horse to win the crown. I bet they’d love a playoff rematch against a few teams.

Tennessee Titans – They squeaked into the post season with a defeat of the Colt backups. The Titans have been steadily improving over the last few years, with infusion of talent such as offensive stars Vince Young and LenDale White leading the way. A slowed Vince Young, if he is able to start next week, will hurt their chances to go further in the playoffs. Having a successful season such as this and separating themselves from the Pacman Jones drama goes along way toward the franchise going far in the future.


NFC

Dallas Cowboys – The Cowboys suffered a bitter defeat last year in Seattle, and watched Bill Parcells call it a coaching career afterward. After an infusion of new ideas and vigor from Wade Phillips, the Cowboys ran roughshod over the NFC. Tony Romo recovered nicely from his field goal gaffe to explode onto the NFL scene. Dallas comes into the playoffs as the favorite to represent the NFC in the Super Bowl.

Green Bay Packers – The Packers have gone from last year’s darkness of 8-8, sitting home and wondering if the Favre era was over to becoming the toast of the NFC, division champions and starting each week the most decorated quarterback in NFL history. Their one glaring weakness, a running game, has been corrected with the emergence of Ryan Grant. Now they stand primed, with Favre and a tenacious defense, to get Brett to the top of the hill one last time.

Seattle Seahawks – They lasted until the divisional round last year, but were bounced by the eventual NFC champion Bears. Unlike their nemesis, they are back in the playoffs. Their running game took a hit with the retirement of Mack Strong, and Hasselbeck is prone to hot and cold streaks. If things are clicking, they can make a run deep into the playoffs.

Tampa Bay Buccaneers – In again after an absence of a year and a bitter loss in 2005 to the Redskins. Tampa Bay has had resurgence with what has been their stalwart, strong running and good defense. But their running game has suffered bad losses throughout the season, and their offensive line has shown some weakness, making a long run a tough mountain to climb.

New York Giants – Last year the Giants squeaked into the playoffs due to a late season collapse. This year they suffered no such fate, playing strong down the stretch and taking the Patriots to the wire in their season finale. They lost Jeremy Shockey for the season with a broken leg, but have found ways to overcome his lost production. If Eli can minimize his mistakes, they may be able to give Tom Coughlin his first playoff win as head coach.

Washington Redskins – Washington screams into the playoffs, riding a 4 game winning streak that propelled them past several teams and into the post season. The Redskins are playing on high emotion, finding inspiration in the death of Sean Taylor and pulling together as a team. Losing starting quarterback Jason Campbell could have crushed them, but reclamation project Todd Collins has been playing like this decade’s version of Frank Reich. With their unity in place and riding a hot streak, the Redskins will be dangerous for any opponent they face.


On Tap This Week

With our final tally, we did not make the top three in the poll. But I still finished decently.

Last week 10-6
Season to date 167-89

That’s how we rolled. But at the end of the season last year, I said I would finish better this season. How about we do a comparison and see if I backed up by big talk.

2006 Regular Season Record 150-106
2007 Regular Season Record 167-89

You bet you’re sweet bippy I did. 17 games better with a winning percentage of 65%. And next season, oh, I anticipate an even better season.

Now, the reason I started all of this was because I figured your average fan like me could pick games just as good as those who get paid to do it. I watch football, I understand the strategies and tactics and trends with teams, and I bet I could do just a good of a job. So as a gas why don’t we compare my season to those at ESPN.com? Here’s how they did for the season in order of final standings. I tucked myself in there for comparison.

Mark Schlereth 171-85
Keyshawn Johnson 171-85
Emmitt Smith 169-87
Tom Jackson 169-87
Me 167-89
Mike Ditka 167-89
Merrill Hoge 167-89
Ron Jaworski 166-75 (Does not pick Monday Night games)
Chris Mortensen 164-92
Seth Wickersham 161-95
Sean Salisbury 161-95
Eric Allen 150-106
Mike Golic 149-106

Ah HA! Only 4 “experts” did better than I. Now, if only I could get other people to notice my football acumen, and perhaps send some scratch my way. Anyone? Anyone?? Eh, maybe next season. For now, why don’t we concentrate on the upcoming action of Wild Card Weekend?


Saturday

Washington (9-7) at Seattle (10-6)

Seattle started the season slow, but came on strong as the season progressed, grabbing the NFC West division once again. Home has always been good to Seattle, with fans making it a difficult venue for opposing teams to visit. Qwest Field will be rocking with the 12th man when the teams hit the field. Unfortunately for Seattle fans, Washington has a 12th man of their own, the memory of Sean Taylor. The tragedy that struck the team galvanized them, and not even the loss of their starting quarterback could deter them from forging a special season for Sean. The hot hand on a mission prevails.

Redskins over Seahawks


Jacksonville (11-5) at Pittsburgh (10-6)

"That field is terrible. That's a lawsuit pending. That's ridiculous." – Jacksonville running back Fred Taylor

"Sure it is (an advantage), if he feels that way. I don't know anybody on our team that hates our field." – Steeler head coach Mike Tomlin

Odd words coming from a guy who ran for 147 yards last time he played on the same field. Last time these two met, Jacksonville handled the Steelers, easily. Obviously, I’m apprehensive of what may happen again. No team has ever defeated the Steelers twice in Pittsburgh in the same season in their 75 year history. Hopefully history holds, but they’ll have trouble keeping history in line. Max Starks, who was replacing Marvel Smith at left tackle, is done for the season with a knee injury. We’re on our third left tackle, the underused Trai Essex. 10 bucks says Ben spends a good portion of the day in transit. Add to that their mini swoon at the end of the season and losing Willie Parker, it could be rough sledding for the boys from Steel Town. But as long as there’s a team, and a game, there’s hope.

Steelers over Jaguars


Sunday

New York Giants (10-6) at Tampa Bay (9-7)

Tampa Bay reclaimed the NFC South while the Giants could do no better than second fiddle to the Cowboys. But while Tampa Bay has faded as the season came to a conclusion, the Giants played strong, especially against the undefeated Patriots. Amazingly, I think I’ll go with Eli Manning on the road. I must be sleep deprived to think this is a good idea.

Giants over Buccaneers


Tennessee (10-6) at San Diego (11-5)

I keep hearing there is no love lost between these teams. Ummm, since when have these two become bitter rivals? They had one chippy game with each other, which occurred earlier this season, and now suddenly we have Pats versus Colts? Are people that desperate for a story line? Give me a break, like Philip Rivers intimidates anyone. Heck he couldn’t even intimidate Jay Cutler. Fortunately for Mad Dog Rivers, San Diego pulled Tennessee in the first round. Albert Haynesworth has been playing with a tricky hamstring, Vince Young is now coming up gimpy leaving the possibility of Kerry Collins starting at quarterback and to top it off, Roydell Williams broke his ankle in practice and is gone for the remainder of the Titans season. Even Norv Turner cannot lose this one. Of course now that I said that…..

Chargers over Titans