The Crystal Ball 2007 Week 17

Well, here we are. The hype has reached its zenith and the tension has built to intense proportions. The constant conversations of what if, is it possible, can they do it now no longer have to be discussed in hypothetical terms. Tonight the answer will be granted to us.

The NFL Network is falling all over itself in the build up to tonight’s game, turning the entire programming of the day into a thinly disguised Patriots Network. Why you ask? Because tonight the Patriots will attempt to finish the season undefeated when they face their final opponent, the New York Giants.

Every talking head over the past few weeks have been tripping over themselves to extol the virtues of New England, be the first to report any kind of news about them no matter how minor, and proclaim how they know, and have known all along, the Pats will run the table for the remainder of the season and into the playoffs.

What the Patriots have done to this point is nothing short of amazing. In the process of reaching 15-0, they have set or broken a multitude of records, and stand to break a few more Saturday night with a stellar performance. They have taken on tough competition, and have even won on the road when things looked bleakest. They have kept their focus and drive no matter the distraction, and have pushed themselves, their teammates, the team, organization, city and their fans to new heights. And they did it as a team, not a collection of high priced mercenaries, the best way to win.

Yet, if they are able to accomplish this most difficult of tasks, I will not cheer them. Perhaps I am in the minority, and from listening to the talking heads it is obvious I am, but I believe how you win is just as important as the win itself. The Patriots have conducted themselves in a manner fitting more of soulless androids than a team of men and brothers.

They take no joy in their victories, never once showing that the amazing feats they perform mean anything to them. They do not take even joy in crushing their opposition. They behave in a classless manner, demonstrating no sportsmanship or any graciousness in victory, ideals we speak of as a society as important to teach children and young adults as important in team sports.

Their quarterback carries himself off the field with an aura of superiority, as though what he does and who he is makes him better than anyone whom he comes across. On the field he behaves like a petulant, entitled child, throwing tantrums when something goes amiss or he does not receive treatment from officials he feels he is due.

Their coach behaves poorly as well, treating his peers as though they are a nuisance to him and those who question him in any way, be those fans, media personnel or opponents, as lesser creatures not worth the dirt on his shoe. He has spent years crafting a reputation of a genius. But then destroys that, and potentially the accomplishments of his team, with a stupid attempt to cheat at the game he professes to love and study intently.

And when the team and coach are caught cheating, and their players are caught using illegal performance enhancers, still they offer no apology, remorse or contrition. Their actions and subterfuge have tarnished everything they have accomplished, which is significant. And I am not the only one who feels this way.

If the Patriots manage to pull off the victory tonight, I will offer them congratulations. Despite everything, it is quite difficult to win every week, especially with every opponent gunning for you, and they have earned at least that much. But I will not celebrate their accomplishment. I do not believe they have done anything to earn that.


Recap

"It's a good thing, but, really, it's hardware that you pick up along the way as you pursue the ultimate prize." – Mike Tomlin on asked about winning the AFC North.

I tend to agree coach, but congratulations nonetheless on the hardware and a stellar first season at the helm.

The Cowboys had a nice little win to lock up home field advantage. It turned out to be pretty costly when they lost TO to injury. What I want to know about the incident is how did Drew Rosenhaus get there so fast? Does TO keep him in his sock next to the sharpie?

Honestly, the Patriots cannot seem to fail in any way. Even a pass on target for an interception results in a New England touchdown. I mean, it went THROUGH the Dolphin safety’s arms into Gaffney’s!

And really, did Brady need to be in there the entire game? Won’t someone PLEASE punish their hubris?

Coming soon to Broadway; the updated version of Damn Yankees, Damn Patriots.

Hey, the Bungles finally did something right!!! Thanks for that early Christmas present boys. That division champion trophy sure looks mighty nice.

Boy was it cold in Chicago as the Bears dismantled Green Bay. It made me cold just watching. I always thought the frozen tundra was a few miles north of Soldier Field.

All 22 Indianapolis starters have played their entire careers with the Colts. This was displayed on a graphic during the Colt game. That is how champions are built, kids. Take notes.

Philip Rivers started jawing with Broncos quarterback Jay Cutler during the Broncos/Chargers tilt. What could these two possibly argue about, who is the most mediocre?


Steelers 41 – Rams 24

Hey, Pittsburgh broke that string of losses at the Rams.

Unfortunately they broke something else too. Fast Willie has been shut down with a broken fibula. And he was so close to that rushing title too. Perhaps next year.

"On a personal note, my heart goes out to him. As a football team, we're not going to throw a pity party. Nobody cares about our problems - they're probably glad we have them." – Mike Tomlin on Parker’s season ending injury

And speaking of our problems, now we’re faced with a murderer’s row of Davenport, Davis, Russell and the newly resigned Verron Haynes. Davenport stepped up nicely in relief with 24 carries 123 yards a touchdown and a few fantastic catches, but more difficult tests are to follow. Let’s see how far his power running style can take the team.

The defense showed weakness on run stopping, quarterback pressure and gave up 316 yards of offense and 24 points.

Roethlisberger was sacked four more times, bringing his season total to 47. Luckily, he will not play this week, thus keeping him from breaking Cliff Stoudt’s record. Cliff needs something.

Just as a little aside, do you realize that Big Ben gets sacked, on average, once every 9.6 drop backs? You know how often Tom Brady gets sacked? Once every 30.6 drop backs. Obviously, there is no surprise as to why the Patriots are doing so well. But it is surprising that we are, since Ben gets sacked more often than any other quarterback in the league.

But there were more than a few things to smile about. In no particular order:

Holmes stepped up with some big catches, stretching the field as everyone had hoped he would.

Hines Ward did nothing but make huge catches on third down. So clutch. After the game he labeled himself a throwback player, to which we all agree, and called Pittsburgh fans the best in the world. That just shows how intelligent the man truly is.

Deshea Townsend played like a man on fire, giving fits to Bulger and the Rams receiving corps all evening.

Ike Taylor put the game away with a beautiful interception and return for a touchdown.

Jeff Reed continued to get the job done.

Daniel Sepulveda showed we have a viable 5th option at quarterback with a wicked good pass to Davenport on a punt play fake that resulted in a first down, a continued drive and ultimately three points.

And Big Ben had a perfect quarterback rating in a stellar performance where he went 16-20 for 261 yards, 3 touchdowns and zero interceptions that captured him the AFC offense player of the week award. It was the third perfect game of his career, and second this season. Big Ben also became the first Steeler quarterback to throw over 30 touchdowns in a season, logging 32 scores in 15 games.

I must say, I have waited all my life for my Terry Bradshaw. I have always wanted a quarterback to follow in the footsteps of the blond bomber to call my own. One who can air it out with confidence, make great decisions, improvise when needed, keep plays and drives alive with a combination of skills, nerve and desire and be a team leader whom everyone follows. I’ve had to wade through a sea of mediocrity for many years during my wait. Names like Stoudt, Blackledge, Malone, Brister, O’Donnell, Miller, Tomzack, Graham, Stewart and Maddox remain etched in my mind as reminders of failed seasons and dashed hopes. But now, finally, I have one. And he’s already delivered a championship, and I get a great feeling he’ll deliver more before all is said and done. It’s about time.


What I Liked from Pittsburgh – Offensive explosion, overcoming injuries, Davenport stepping up, defense creating turnovers, big special teams play.

What I did not Like from Pittsburgh – Quarterback protection breakdowns, allowing big running plays, still lacking in adequate quarterback pressure, defense unable to get off field on third down, watching the leading rusher in the NFL leave the game on a cart.


NFL, the alternative Universe

“Of all the stupid opinions I had in my King 500 (the top 500 players in football, which I authored for the SI NFL preview), perhaps the biggest was not having Ben Roethlisberger in my top 20 players.” - Peter King

Thanks Peter, as fans we appreciate the honesty and correction. I’d just like to point out how MANY “experts” said that Ben was a flash in the pan and last year was what you would normally see from him. I’ll go on record to say what you’ve seen this year, barely scratches the surface.

"I think everybody has to take things with a grain of salt. Some young guy went up there, trying to be funny. Maybe he's accurate, I don't know." – Joe Paterno responding to comments made by Texas A&M student at a pre bowl game pep rally who told the crowd that Paterno was "on his death bed" and "someone needs to find him a casket" in attempts to fire up the Aggie crowd.

Yeah, I know its college football, but I thought JoePa’s comeback was a pretty good zinger, especially for an 81 year old man.

Wayne Huizenga brought in Bill Parcells this week, giving him the task of restoring Miami's lost luster. Parcells will, according to Huizenga, oversee "anything that has to do with football, directly or indirectly."

Wayne, what are you doing? That did not work with Jimmy Johnson or Dave Wannstedt or Nick Saban. Here is a modicum of advice. Stop hiring names and start looking for people with the proper football IQ, passion and drive to turn things around for the long term. Stop going for headlines and short term band aids.

The Broncos cut punter Todd Sauerbrun. I suppose one team can only take so much hell raising from a kicker. I’m laying a ten spot now that says he ends up in Oakland with Janikowski. Oakland bars, beware!

I loved how the Panther fans were ready for Tony Romo. They displayed excellent coordination and execution with their Jessica Simpson masks, signs and wigs. Shame it didn’t help the team, but it did entertain the home audiences.

In a sign of contrition, Terrell Owens apologized to Tony Romo for saying Jessica was a distraction to Romo at games, and said he was joking. Wait; is this a kindler, gentler TO? This is something that normally TO would blow up into a gigantic locker room issue. Now he’s playing nice and apologizing? What a weird world.

A Patriots fan fell from a pedestrian overpass before last week’s game, seriously injuring himself in the process. Witnesses say he was attempting to jump on a snow bank. Investigators believe alcohol may have been involved. Gee you think so? Alcohol involved in a crazy stunt by a fan at a sports stadium? That never happens!

The NFL caved this week and will allow CBS and NBC to simulcast the Patriots game Saturday night as they go for 16-0. They held out for a long time in an attempt to make their point with the cable companies in their ongoing dispute, but relented in order to provide the game to fans nationwide. It’s the right call, as people will want to watch whether they love or loathe the Patriots. But make the better call and get this mess straightened out.

I’m just glad that everyone in the free world gets a chance to gaze at the natural male beauty that is Tom Brady. Perhaps his visage broadcast around the world will finally bring peace to warring people, food to the hungry and medicine to the sick.

In the best takedown since Rocky body slammed Thunder lips, referee James Quirk took down Packer Nick Barnett in an attempt to break up a scuffle between Green Bay and Chicago. Barnett is deciding whether to file a grievance regarding the incident. Nick here’s some friendly advice, let it go. No need advertising the fact an out of shape middle aged ref got the best of you. Unless of course that referee is Ed Hochuli, then you can brag you went toe to toe with Big Guns Ed.


Upon Further Review

Which reminds me, where is Ed Hochuli? Perhaps I’ve been watching the wrong games thus far this season, but I have nary seen hide or hair of everyone’s favorite pumped up zebra in what seems like months. I wish I had 16 televisions to catch every game, and thus play my own version of Where’s Waldo, featuring guest star Ed.

Luckily, some rather ingenious, and hilarious, individuals have put together this fantastic little website. Perfect for all occasions, and especially when you are going through Ed withdrawal and need that Hochuli fix.

Just make sure you check out the 50 true facts about Ed Hochuli. Oh, I cannot WAIT for #10!


Steelers Around the World

For our final stop, the Steelers travel to the home of the Pro Bowl, Hawaii. The 50th state in the union, Hawaii is an island chain in the Pacific Ocean formed from volcanic activity. Hawaii continues to grow, as continued volcanic activity and lava flow add land to the islands each year.

Being in a temperate, tropical zone, Hawaii is a popular destination for vacationers looking to unwind. Beautiful beaches, stunning vistas, amazing sights of lava and what it has formed, great weather, a rich culture of people and heritage and delicious native dishes combine to create a paradise most do not have the opportunity to experience in their everyday lives.

This tropical oasis will provide a perfect cap to a season of long distance travel far away lands. Here the players can unwind and relax, enjoying a much earned vacation upon completion of their season.

But one game remains before mai tais and coconuts can flow. The Steelers will take the field at famed Aloha Stadium, home to the Pro Bowl since 1980. Aloha Stadium is the regular home of the high flying Hawaii Warriors. The stadium has a capacity of 50,000 for the devoted fans to cheer on their team.

For our final game of the trip, the Steelers will take the field against our in state rival, the Philadelphia Eagles. The long history between the teams, including one season as a combined team, grants them the honor of completing this memorable season.

Well, that brings this long, strange, twisted trip to a close. It has been quite the adventure, gallivanting around the world to strange lands, stunning places and fascinating cities and people. But I believe we’ll be back on occasion, perhaps not a full season on the road, but maybe a special trip or two. After all, the number of amazing cities we never were able to visit during this magical season could fill an atlas, and do. I hope you enjoyed this jaunt around the world, I know I surely did.


Idiot of the week

This week, we present the hardware to NFL Network play by play man Bryant Gumbel. If the NFL is serious about continuing to broadcast games, they need to seriously invest some time and money into finding someone else as their lead during broadcasts.

Gumbel is terrible. Listening to him try to call a game is an exercise in patience and futility. Repeatedly during the Steelers/Rams contest, Gumbel would refer to the teams by opposite names, often calling the Rams the Steelers and vice versa. After Pittsburgh scored a touchdown to take the lead 17-14, Gumbel send the broadcast to break stating the Rams were back on top 17-14. If this were a one time slip, I could understand and let it slide. But this happens constantly. Plus, he does not seem to mesh with Chris Collinsworth; often the both of them seem to be on different pages.

Feel free to pay attention to tonight’s game. I’m sure at some point Eli will be the Patriots quarterback and Mike Vrabel will be a key asset to the Giants defense. Listen closely, and you will discover how Bryant earned this award.


On Tap This Week

My late season swoon continues. Unless more than a few people forget to put picks in, I do not see a top three finish for me.

Last week 10-6
Season to date 157-83

Well, at least we can finish the season with a bang. Once more, into the breach we tread.


Saturday

New England (15-0) at New York Giants (10-5)

Who would have thought Eli Manning would be the one looked upon to bring down the Pats? Good gravy not me. I don’t care how much Eli tries to look tough with his little playoff beard, he ain’t beating Tom Terrific, who you KNOW will be playing deep into the fourth quarter. Maybe Umenyiora can give us all a nice post Christmas gift.

Patriots over Giants


Sunday

Seattle (10-5) at Atlanta (3-12)

I don’t think Atlanta could win this game if Seattle started Charlie Frye at quarterback. One good thing will come out of this for Atlanta fans, though. The game will mercifully end, and so will this horrible season.

Seahawks over Falcons


New Orleans (7-8) at Chicago (6-9)

Wait, didn’t these two teams play for the NFC championship last year? Nah, that’s gotta be a mistake. The Kyle Orton magic continues.

Bears over Saints


San Francisco (5-10) at Cleveland (9-6)

"It's not up to the Indianapolis Colts to do us any favors. They've played well enough to deserve the right to play who they want this week. Kudos to them. We'd like Peyton to play four quarters, obviously, but we understand what they're doing.'' - Willie McGinest

All the Browns can do is win, and hope for the best.

Browns over 49ers


Detroit (7-8) at Green Bay (12-3)

You think Brett is gonna end this unbelievable season and this home finale game in Lambeau with anything less than a win? Me either. Sorry Kitna, perhaps if you get a defense and an offensive line, oh and shed Matt Millen, you’ll get those 10 wins.

Packers over Lions


Cincinnati (6-9) at Miami (1-14)

I’ll take the Bungles for meaningless victory number 7 in another wasted season for the win, Alex. As for Miami, well, you have the Big Tuna now, so I suppose that’s something. Not sure what, exactly, but it’s something.

Bengals over Dolphins


Buffalo (7-8) at Philadelphia (7-8)

So much for that boost from Kevin Everett I predicted. Man, I don’t know who to go with. I suppose the Eagles, since McNabb is still auditioning for a new job. Sorry Buffalo, perhaps next year when most of your defense returns from injury things will be a might better. But it’s been a heck of a ride.

Eagles over Bills


Carolina (6-9) at Tampa Bay (9-6)

Ummm, good question. How about we say, the NFC South champions in a close one, and Carolina takes one more step toward the Bill Cowher era.

Buccaneers over Panthers


Dallas (13-2) at Washington (8-7)

Boy this is a tough one. Dallas will not risk their playoffs or players for a meaningless game, and Washington will play all out to make the dance. I think I might have to go with Joe Gibbs and the boys here. They have a special kind of magic brewing.

Redskins over Cowboys


Pittsburgh (10-5) at Baltimore (4-11)

Marvel Smith had surgery on his back, and his season is likely over. The offense will be on Charlie Batch time. Theoretically we could still grab the 3rd seed, but who honestly thinks Chargers are losing to Oakland? Har har. Payback is enacted for last year’s drubbing at home on Christmas Eve.

Steelers over Ravens


Jacksonville (11-4) at Houston (7-8)

The Jags will be, like most playoff bound teams, on auto pilot. Something tells me they’ll be ok, even with Quinn Gray leading the charge. Del Rio’s boys stay hot heading into January.

Jaguars over Texans


St. Louis (3-12) at Arizona (7-8)

Congratulations coach Whisenhunt, excellent start to your tenure in the desert. Now bring it home and take Arizona to .500 and a high note to savor for next season.

Cardinals over Rams


San Diego (10-5) at Oakland (4-11)

San Diego can lock up the 3rd seed with a victory. Something tells me that will not be an issue, even on auto pilot. Good luck JaMarcus, you’re gonna need it.

Chargers over Raiders


Minnesota (8-7) at Denver (6-9)

I don’t care if Minnesota is losing its mojo, or that they’re on the road, or in thin air. They still have a flicker of playoff hope left, and I refuse to pick Denver. They’ve driven me nuts too much this season, although I’m sure not nearly as nuts as they’ve driven their loyal fan base.

Vikings over Broncos


Kansas City (4-11) at New York Jets (3-12)

Herm returns home. Yeah, and his current team is as crappy as the team he abandoned. I wonder what the common denominator is in this situation.

Jets over Chiefs


Tennessee (9-6) at Indianapolis (13-2)

Indy will be on Jim Sorgi time. The Titans will be going all out to grab that last playoff spot. Perhaps I am just hoping for the Browns sake. Or perhaps I’m just sucked in to the fact that Indianapolis has quietly put together a fantastic season, running completely under the radar thanks to the Patriots dominance. But even with backups, I think they are dangerous and ready for all comers.

Colts over Titans

The Crystal Ball 2007 Week 16

Crestfallen. Devastated. Crushed. Demoralized. Destroyed. Emotionally spent. A magical hold on something special so close, and gone in an instant. They only had to hold on a little longer, but no, that was not possible. In the end, the pressure became too great, and no longer could they sustain the momentum which they had built.

The Dolphins bid at the imperfect season came to a screeching halt under the warm Florida sun Sunday afternoon, after beating the reeling Ravens in over time. They were so close to having it all, and now they have nothing. They should have taken notes from last year’s Raiders. You go from something colossally special, if infamous, to just another crappy also ran team. You ruined your season Miami. I hope you’re happy.


Recap

Ho hum, another week, another all time NFL record for Brett Favre; this time he captured the all time yardage record. And yes, it was another one previously held by Dan Marino. Boy, Dan-o is just having a tough year, what with Brett taking all his records, the Dolphins sucking and the Pats threatening the Dolphins place in NFL history. Calgon, take Dan away!

Kellen Clemmons got walloped and knocked out of the game by the Patriots at the very beginning of the contest.

Amazingly enough, the Buccaneers had a franchise first Sunday, recording their very first kick return for a touchdown. The historic run was set by Michael Spurlock, Morgan’s long lost cousin.

And did they ever put the boots to the Falcons in the process.

Brian Westbrook kneeling down at the one yard line was perhaps the most brilliant play, and definitely the most intelligent, of the 2007 NFL season. I’ve had people ask why it was so great, since if he scored the Eagles would have had an 11 point lead, requiring the Cowboys to pull out two scores in two minutes with no timeouts. Here’s why. It took away any possibility of a Cowboy comeback. Let’s say Westbrook scored, and the Cowboys got the ball back. Well, what happens if they run the kickoff back for a touchdown, or throw a bomb to Owens on the first play? Suddenly, the game is within one score with plenty of time left. Then what happens if the Cowboys recover the onside kick, which they would most likely attempt? Westbrook took all possible opportunities for a Cowboys comeback and sat on them at the one yard line. Find me a smarter play this season; I’d like to see it.

Brian Moorman of the Bills has a pretty smart play himself, kicking the bad snap on a punt attempt out of the end zone for a safety. Sure, it cost the Bills 2 points, but it could have cost the team 7. It kept the game close and gave Buffalo at least a fighting chance, if the weather did not.

Speaking of which, how much fun was the Browns/Bills tilt? The two teams bounced around in the snow for three hours like big kids. Ok, big kids who make millions of dollars.

The Giants late season collapse predictably continues as they lost Jeremy Shockey for the season with a broken ankle.

I figured the Redskins would not have enough juice left for the remainder of the season. I’m still not sure if they do, but they had enough left for Eli and company.

Sure was nice to see Vince Young show up for a game. At least the Vince everyone’s been hoping for in Tennessee.

Ladies and gentlemen, Shaun Hill.

The Bungles cannot stop a third string quarterback now? Boy they suck.

I had no problem with Mike Nolan going for it on 4th and 2 deep in Bengal territory late in the game. Your season is a wash; you might as well play all out for whatever win you can get. Most people had a fit about it, especially the announcers, and would have lambasted Nolan if the 49ers had lost. I’m sorry; I’d rather have a coach that goes for the win instead of being scared to try and playing try not to lose. I bet the good people of Baltimore would agree with me right now. That being said, I did have a problem with the play call. How about a play action or delayed draw, something that put the ball in Frank Gore’s hands? He had been having his way with the Bungle defense all night, why not trust him again instead of your journeyman third string quarterback? That part I did not understand at all.


Jaguars 29 – Steelers 22

"We missed him a few times. It concerns me that we lost for the second week in a row. All the other stuff is irrelevant. We didn't play to win. We win today; we don't worry about whether or not we got a sack. We focus on what matters and that is winning football games." – Mike Tomlin

"We left the defense hanging the whole time. We can't leave them out there for nine minutes and then 11 minutes. We didn't play as a team." – Alan Faneca

“It’s tough, man. You have to find ways to win the game, that's all there is. The fans are angry, they've got that right. We played like crap. This isn't like it's Week 8; it's Week 14. We have to buckle down and get this thing straightened out." – Willie Parker

"Offensively, we have to block people better. We have to finish our plays better. We have to protect our passer. Receivers have to get open. The quarterback has to get rid of the ball. We have to catch the ball if we have an opportunity to do that." – Mike Tomlin

Didn’t I say that not too long ago, almost verbatim? Come on coach, if I can see it, then you should have fixed it.

Why must the offense get off to such a slow start every week? Why cannot we come out thundering like certain other teams?

Again the offensive line gave up multiple sacks, this time surrendering five of them. I see some major overhauling of the offensive line in the future. And it needs it.

Marvel Smith, through whom 4 of the 5 sacks of Roethlisberger were allowed, left game in the fourth quarter with a recurring back problem. If we are to make any kind of playoff push, we need him healthy. This is a bad development.

Parker had another 100 yard game and for second week in a row it was wasted in a losing effort.

The defense gave up an atrocious 421 yards of offense to the Jags, including another 100 yard rusher this season as Fred Taylor tore through the defense early and often for a whopping 147 yards. That’s two 100 yard rushing performances in five games, if anyone’s counting. And I am.

And for the second game in a row the defense had zero sacks. Oh boy are we missing Aaron Smith.

Also for the second game in a row Anthony Smith was burned for yet another touchdown, although he did partially made up for this one with a pick that jump started the potential comeback. Smith has talent, no doubt, but he needs to play with his head more.

Hines Ward and Heath Miller dropping passes? What is wrong with the world?

Question, was anyone else really uncomfortable when Dierdorf kept calling Roethlisberger a big strong stud? I know I was.

All the credit goes to the Jaguars for this one, and especially their offensive line. They dictated the game, controlled the clock, and wore down the defense over 60 minutes of football. They kept Taylor running and Garrard upright to convert about 10,000 third and fourth down opportunities in the second half, and were the lynchpin of the 20 play, 9:40 minute 74 yard drive that started the second half. Their work made it almost impossible for the Steelers to get pressure on Garrard or stop the Jag offense on third and fourth down conversion opportunities. Just a stupendous job by a solid unit and I tip my hat to them.

That being said, I have to bring up the consistency factor with officials calling penalties again. At least twice I saw Roethlisberger being driven into the turf well after the pass had been thrown. But Haggans brushes Garrard’s legs, and suddenly we have a 15 yard penalty for roughing the passer. If you are going to call incidental contact a personal foul because it is near the quarterback’s legs, then be consistent and call the purposeful contact meant to injure a personal foul as well. Otherwise, let it all go. Come on Goodell, get on this. You have time; obviously you are not working on Super Bust plans.

There were a few good things that occurred in the game.

Ben got super creative avoiding another sack, and shoveled the ball to Parker for a huge gain. The offense did try anything to win, I’ll give them that.

Jeff Reed now holds third place on the all time Steelers scoring list, moving past Franco Harris. That’s getting the job done.

Heath Miller set a career high with his seventh touchdown reception this season.

Ben Roethlisberger broke Terry Bradshaw’s single season touchdown record.

"It's a great honor. Unfortunately, it came in a loss and that's probably what will weigh on my mind more than anything." Ben Roethlisberger on breaking Bradshaw’s record.


What I Liked from Pittsburgh – The offense finally waking up and staging a furious rally. Bens block for Wilson’s conversion throw, Parker tearing it up. Smith’s fighting pain to keep things alive.

What I Did Not Like from Pittsburgh – The defense looking less than pedestrian for the second week in a row, said defense getting eviscerated on the ground, a 2 game losing streak, being tied with Cleveland in the division. Fans booing the team and leaving early. Come on people, who are we Raider fans? Show some pride!


NFL, the alternative Universe

Atlanta players Roddy White, Alge Crumpler, DeAngelo Hall and Chris Houston were fined $10,000 and Joe Horn was fined $7,500 for their moronic Free Mike Vick display on Monday Night Football. Hey guys the man is being punished for breaking the law. There really is no debate here. He’s not being persecuted unjustly or treated unfairly. He broke the law and now he’s serving his punishment. Perhaps you should concentrate on trying to win a game instead of public opinion, which you’ve lost as well. Wait a minute, maybe they are. Maybe this is a desperate plea to upgrade the Atlanta quarterback position. Ok, that I can understand, since I’ve seen the stellar performances of Leftwich, Harrington and Redman in action this season.

The NFL suspended Cowboy Roy Williams for Saturday’s game for excessive use of the outlawed horse collar tackle. Considering they put the rule in place because of him, you’d think he’d learn and realize they would be watching him extra close.

Terrell Owens feels that Jessica Simpson should no longer attend Cowboy games. He feels her presence is too much of a distraction for Tony Romo. Hee hee, that’s funny, Owens schooling others about distractions to the team. You think he ever listens to the words that tumble out of his mouth?


Steelers Around the World

During this holiday season, people travel far and wide to spend moments of joy and celebration with loved ones. Families spread apart by distance and time reunite for traditional meals, gift exchanges and warm embraces.

This Steeler team has traveled far and wide this season as well, trotting around the globe to play in some of the most amazing placed on Earth. But this week, they all travel home. There will be no game this week, as players and personnel reunite with family and friends for joyous celebrations.

I encourage those who are able to do the same. Gather with family and friends, toast the season, each other and that you are able to spend this time with those close to you. Over indulge at the dinner table, play games with the younger folks. Laugh, joke, tell stories and have a happy holiday one and all


It’s All In The Name

This week the NFL announced the players who were selected to this year’s Pro Bowl. Hearty congratulations go out to Steelers who were named starters James Harrison and Alan Faneca as well as Steelers named as backups Troy Polamalu, Willie Parker and Ben Roethlisberger. Ben sure knows how to celebrate such an honor, stating he’s taking his offensive line and their families with him to Hawaii, all on his dime. That’s a much better gift than some Isotoners. Take a note there Marino.

But the Pro Bowl gave me an idea. Why not make a different list of players? Each week I watch games and see players out there with some great names. Some sound so commanding, some are completely original, some seem to fit the player their position and playing style to a tee and some just make me smile. How about we make an All Star team of players with the best names in the NFL? A bit of research later, and BOOM, here we are.

Now a few ground rules first. I aimed mostly at surnames you do not hear often, so Smith, Jones and Moss, which is unique but far more common than one would think, obviously do not make the cut. And yes, there are several gentlemen in the NFL with the surname Gay, and no, they did not make the cut. Too much opportunity for someone to think a derogatory joke is being made, and that will not happen here.

I also tried to avoid well known players. Obviously LaDainian Tomlinson is a unique name, but everyone knows him now. Many of these gentlemen are unsung, backups or reserves. Not that everyone here is, as the well known and well lauded Jeff Saturday did make the list as did a few other well known players. But I tried to focus more on names that one does not usually see in the Monday game recap. I just wanted to point out some of the more original and unusual names of gentlemen in the NFL.

Mind you, I am not making fun of anyone here. Nor am I targeting any ethnic names. This little exercise is not meant to be mean or to tease, certainly not. There are just some very unique, original and fantastic names out there, and I wanted to shed some light on them, especially since a few you do not hear often enough. And this is by far a complete list, as there are many other great names out there, but I tried to make it as comprehensive as possible. So without further ado, we present the Crystal Ball 2007 Best Names All Star teams.

AFC Best Names Team

Defensive tackles
Tank Tyler - Chiefs
Elvis Dumervil – Broncos
Quinn Pitcock - Colts
Chase Page – Dolphins

Defensive Ends
Turk McBride – Chiefs
Travis Laboy – Titans
Frostee Rucker – Bengals
Brett Keisel – Steelers

Linebackers
Napoleon Harris – Chiefs
Clint Session – Colts
Pierre Woods – Patriots
Coy Wire – Bills

Cornerbacks
Quentin Jammer – Chargers
Cortland Finnegan – Titans
Blue Adams – Bengals
Ashton Youboty – Bills

Safeties
Stuart Schweigart – Raiders
Gerald Sensabaugh – Jaguars
Jamaal Fudge – Jaguars
Brodney Pool – Browns

Quarterbacks
Sage Rosenfels – Texans
Cleo Lemon – Dolphins

Running Back/Fullback
Jackie Battle – Chiefs
DeDe Dorsey – Bengals
Boomer Grigsby – Chiefs
Jameel Cook – Texans

Tight Ends
Chad Mustard – Broncos
Justin Snow – Colts

Receivers
Tab Perry – Bengals
Devard Darling – Ravens
Bam Childress – Patriots
Roscoe Parrish – Bills

Offensive Tackles
Daniel Loper – Titans
Tony Ugoh – Colts
Cory Lekkerkerker – Dolphins
Jacob Bender – Jets

Offensive Guards
Logan Mankins – Patriots
Nate Livings – Bengals
Ben Grubbs – Ravens
Marquay Love – Dolphins

Centers
Jeff Saturday – Colts
Nick Mangold – Jets
Rex Hadnot – Dolphins

Special Teams
LaBrandon Toefield - Jaguars
Daniel Sepulveda – Steelers
Chris Hanson – Patriots


NFC Best Names Team

Defensive Tackles
Marcus Tubbs - Seahawks
Johnny Jolly – Packers
Justin Tuck – Giants
Tank Johnson – Cowboys

Defensive Ends
C.J. Ah You – Rams
Julius Peppers – Panthers
Otis Grigsby – Panthers
Alex Buzbee – Redskins

Linebackers
Will Herring – Seahawks
Anthony Cannon- Lions
H.B. Blades – Redskins
Kyle Shotwell – Eagles

Cornerbacks
Chris Gamble – Panthers
David Irons – Falcons
Fred Smoot – Redskins
Geoffrey Pope – Giants

Safeties
Boone Stutz – Seahawks
Quinton Teal – Panthers
Charlie Peprah – Packers
Greg Blue – Lions

Quarterback
Brock Berlin – Rams
Brooks Bollinger – Vikings

Running back/Fullback
Frank Gore – 49ers
Rock Cartwright – Redskins
B.J. Askew – Buccaneers
Madison Hedgecock – Giants

Tight End
Dominique Byrd – Rams
Alge Crumpler – Falcons

Receivers
Logan Payne – Seahawks
Dane Looker – Rams
Hank Baskett – Eagles
Isaiah Stanback – Cowboys

Offensive Tackles
Jeremy Trueblood – Buccaneers
Jon Stinchcomb – Saints
Winston Justice – Eagles
Doug Free – Cowboys

Offensive Guards
Mansfield Wrotto – Seahawks
Justin Smiley – 49ers
Richie Incognito – Rams
Guy Whimper – Giants

Centers
Geoff Hangartner - Panthers
Jason Spitz – Packers
Kurt Quarterman – Falcons

Special Teams
Ryan Plackemeier – Seahawks
Derrick Frost – Redskins
R.W. McQuarters – Giants


Idiot of the week

Ladies and gentlemen, this week we have a very special winner of this illustrious award. One gentleman stood up amongst the crowd of idiots and proclaimed himself the top dog of stupidity. I am speaking, of course, of Jacksonville sports radio host Mike Dempsey. Mr. Dempsey, who can be heard on station 1010 XL, got a little overzealous in his joy of the Jaguars victory on Sunday. In his ecstasy, Mr. Dempsey proclaimed that the worldwide fan base known as Steeler Nation was nothing more than a myth.

Look, I can understand getting overly exuberant in victory. The Steelers played terribly and Jacksonville had dominating win on the road against Pittsburgh. And I can understand wanting to tout your teams accomplishments. I think myself I have mentioned the fact that Pittsburgh has won five Super Bowls about 9,876,543,010 times since February of 2006. But to say that Steeler Nation is a myth? That’s just plain absurdity.

So, to help out Mr. Dempsey, let’s do a small breakdown detailing some of the more relevant highlights regarding Steeler Nation, Steelers fans and Jaguars fans. Tell me if these items are myth or fact Mike.


Pittsburgh has sold out every game since 1972.

Jacksonville covers 10,000 seats in Alltel stadium for every home game to avoid blackouts in the local market.

An estimated 30,000 Steelers fans took over Alltel Stadium two years ago for a Sunday night game in Jacksonville.

On the "Mike and Mike in the morning" radio program on ESPN recently, the Steelers were ranked as the #1 out of market draw.

After Super Bowl XL, it was calculated by NFLshop.com that 40% of all merchandise sold for the season was Steeler related.

During road games, you can regularly hear the chant “here we go Steelers here we go” echoing through the home teams stadium.

During night games in San Diego in 2005 and 2006, both of which I attended, John Madden could not get over the overwhelming presence of Steeler fans, repeatedly mentioning how many Steeler faithful were in attendance. And you could hear the above mentioned Steeler chant during those broadcasts, both nationally televised.

During pregame of the 2006 Charger game, Steeler fans BOOED the Charger team when they came out for warm-ups, drowning out the home fans cheers.

A Steeler fan can regularly check http://www.steelernation.com/ for Steeler news, information and general camaraderie amongst other fans. www.jaguarnation.com does not exist.

In victory or defeat, most diehard fans stay to the final tick. While some last week left early due to being overwrought by the cold temperatures in the 20s and the pain of watching their team lose, when the Steelers came back to tie the game, the stadium was still rocking at military after burner decibel levels.

Steeler fan clubs and bars exist in major cities across the country and fans live and cheer the Steelers in every state in the US. Fan sites and message boards have fans represented from nations spanning the globe.

The crowd for the victory parade in downtown Pittsburgh after Super Bowl XL was estimated at 250,000 on a snowy, cold February morning.

How many showed up for the Jaguars last Super Bowl parade? Oh wait, that’s right that never happened.

Super Bowl XXXIX, hosted by Jacksonville, is widely regarded as one of the worst Super Bowls and host cities since the inception of the game.


Well Mike, are those things myth or fact? I’ll give you a hint, the answer starts with an F, not an M.

Mike, nobody cares for a sore winner. If you are unsure of this, please note that everybody right now hates the Patriots, the current kings of sore winners. Look, I can understand the joy of beating a great team like Pittsburgh in their own stadium, especially since you are the only team to accomplish this feat all season. But you went too far. You called out the wrong fan base. I could understand doing this regarding some other crappy team, like say the Raider Nation, but not Pittsburgh fans. We bleed the black and gold. We live and die by what happens on Sunday afternoons. The city rocks from Sunday to Saturday, even if no game is played in town that week. Heck the city rocks from Sunday to Saturday every week of the year. When, exactly, does Jacksonville rock?

But I will extend congratulations to the Jaguars on their victory. We as members of Steelers Nation can at least be gracious losers, no matter how much it pains us to drop a game. I understand the joy of victory. But remember, there is a good chance we could be facing off again come January. And you just awoke a sleeping giant. I’m sure if things turn out differently, all 20 of your fans will be quite upset.

You can call Steeler fans lots of things. Obsessive, crazy, highly intelligent, dedicated, everywhere, great looking devoted, possessing of great taste, loyal, well dressed. But fair weather, I’m afraid not.

For this, Mike, you are honored as our Idiot of the Week. Heck, you just made top three for Idiot of the Year.


On Tap This Week

It would seem Pittsburgh is not the only one with some late season stumbling going on.

Last week 9-7
Season to date 147-77

No worries, though. With each new week come new opportunities. Onward ho!


Thursday

Pittsburgh (9-5) at St. Louis (3-11)

Did you know the Pittsburgh has never beaten the Rams on the road? It never happened in Cleveland or in Los Angeles, unless you count Super Bowl XIV. As a matter of fact, the last time Pittsburgh played the Rams away, it was in Los Angeles and during the rookie year of a certain extra large running back who would gain much acclaim with the away team that lost that day. I think it’s high time this little streak gets put to bed once and for all. Hey guys, if you need motivation, think of this. Everyone is saying Stephen Jackson is going to eat you alive and picking the Rams to win. Is that how you want this season remembered?

Steelers over Rams


Saturday

Dallas (12-2) at Carolina (6-8)

So the Boys will be without Roy Williams for the game. Not that it’ll matter, the Cowboys will be fine. Jessica will stay away this week, per T.O’.s request.

Cowboys over Panthers


Sunday

New York Giants (9-5) at Buffalo (7-7)

You know what? Buffalo can beat the Giants. I know they can. You know what else? Kevin Everett is scheduled to be in Orchard Park for the game. Now tell me how much of a chance the G-men really have?

Bills over Giants


Green Bay (12-2) at Chicago (5-9)

PACKERS!!! I told you last week Lovie waited too long to call upon the magic of Kyle Orton. It’s too late, and I really hate to say that.

Packers over Bears


Cleveland (9-5) at Cincinnati (5-9)

Oh, I know who the better team is here. And I know who I’d like to win. Shame they are not one in the same. Stupid Bungles.

Browns over Bengals


Kansas City (4-10) at Detroit (6-8)

Ugh.

Lions over Chiefs


Houston (7-7) at Indianapolis (12-2)

Unless Jim Sorgi time starts midway through the first quarter, I think Dungy and crew will be just fine.

Colts over Texans


Miami (1-13) at New England (14-0)

Miami, what were you thinking? You needed to save that win last week for this week! If you held off one more week, this would have made your season all worthwhile. Gaining your first win, delivering to New England their first loss, defending the honor of the 72 team in one fell swoop would have made you heroes. Alas, that is not to be. However, if the Dolphins should win, I vow to purchase a Dolphins Joey Porter Jersey from NFLshop.com.

Patriots over Dolphins


Philadelphia (6-8) at New Orleans (7-7)

You got me. When do you trust Philly, and when do you not? They had a huge upset win last week, but which team will show up this week? Yeah, I’m going home team, this looks like a great big letdown from Philadelphia.

Saints over Eagles


Oakland (4-10) at Jacksonville (10-4)

And you thought Fred Taylor ran all over Pittsburgh. That was nothing. Watch this week.

Jaguars over Raiders


Atlanta (3-11) at Arizona (6-8)

I would feel bad for Atlanta, but they just do not seem to invoke sympathy. Must be those crappy looking uniforms.

Cardinals over Falcons


New York Jets (3-11) at Tennessee (8-6)

I’d like Tennessee to lose, it helps my playoff hopes. Something tells me, though, that is not going to happen. Probably my eyeballs and common sense.

Titans over Jets


Baltimore (4-10) at Seattle (9-5)

Well, can you really trust a Baltimore team that loses, in overtime, to the Dolphins? Can you really trust Billick who has no guts to go for the win in regulation from the one yard line? I cannot trust him to tie his shoes properly.

Seahawks over Ravens


Tampa Bay (9-5) at San Francisco (4-10)

Ok, it’s on the road and San Fran won last week, but I’m still going with Tampa Bay. They’re much better than the Bungles.

Buccaneers over 49ers


Washington (7-7) at Minnesota (8-6)

Like I said, the Redskins had more left in the tank than I thought. But the Vikings are coming on strong. As long as they do not have that pesky turnover problem that cropped up last week, they’ll have no problem.

Vikings over Redskins


Monday

Denver (6-8) at San Diego (9-5)

I care not if there is nothing left to play for by either team, I will not trust Denver for another game this year. Not even if Norv Turner is involved. Sorry Denver fans your Christmas Eve gets spoiled. My recommendation, watch 24 hours of A Christmas Story instead.

Chargers over Broncos



To one and all, Happy Hanukah, Merry Christmas and Happy Kwanzaa! Drink eggnog, eat tasty holiday treats until your stuffed, and I hope you find everything you always wanted wrapped up in a nice bow!

The Crystal Ball 2007 Week 15

This week marks a momentous occasion. We have more days with football than without. That’s right, Thursday, Saturday, Sunday and Monday, all with at least one game. A veritable cornucopia of NFL action for the consumer awaits football fans who wish to feast. Tell me, why cannot every week be like this week? Why must this delectable dish only be served once a season? It seems almost a travesty to keep such a smorgasbord hidden until now.


Recap

The Colts dismantling of the Ravens clinched them a playoff spot. So much for the playoff rematch, seems only one team showed up. And did anyone else notice how quickly Dungy went to Jim Sorgi time? I guess he does not feel the same way about running up the score as one of his contemporaries does.

Honestly, who was surprised Brett started game? No one? Now who surprised they took out the Raiders with a running game? Me! Me! And the Pack are headed back to playoffs!

Hmmm, Tony Romo now has another nice come from behind last second win on the road in his little arsenal. Very sweet. Nice last second catch by Witten as well.

Not bad forcing overtime and snagging a road win by the Chargers, either. Although I cannot see them going far in the playoffs with Philip Rivers and his currently abysmal play. I wonder how many Charger fans pine for Drew Brees at this point.

The Dolphins are chasing history! 0-13, so close now it’s tantalizingly within reach! I can taste it, and it tastes like immortality.

The Browns turned up heat on Steelers with a win over Jets. Should we use the forbidden P word with the Browns just yet?

Predictably, the Vikings rolled over the 49ers. In the process, they knocked Trent Dilfer out of the game with a head injury. Trent got his bell rung good, I wonder if Michael Robinson might get a shot behind center.

The Broncos are maddening once again, this time in routing the Chiefs. How can they blast out a team like the Chiefs, but get skewered by the Lions? Which will show up this week?

Jaguar Fred Taylor had the longest run from scrimmage in NFL this season with 80 yard romp for a touchdown. Surprised his hamstrings held up all 80 yards.

Note to Mangini, and all NFL coaches: If you reach the end of the game and you need 11 points, go for the touchdown first. The field goal does NOTHING. It never makes sense to kick a field goal when you need a touchdown in the 4th quarter. Ever. No wonder a bunch of you lose so often.


New England 34 – Pittsburgh 13

"Well, again, the safety play at that position was pretty inviting." – Bill Belichick

"I don't care what Coach Belichick has to say after the games regarding our performance. I compliment them for a great game and we move forward. His opinions are irrelevant to us, because we focus on what it is we do and how we prepare in moving forward. Do we need to get better play? Absolutely, but it won't be because he said it.” – Mike Tomlin

You get the feeling that over the next few years, the playing field between these teams will level out (Patriots have won 6 of the last 7 meetings)? Do you also get the feeling it will be due to the efforts of Mike Tomlin, and that the already frosty relationship between the rookie coach and the purported genius soon will contain real animosity? I do.

Mind you, I’m not entirely surprised by the outcome. I think almost everyone else was more surprised. See below for much more on the why and how and my general lack of surprise. But a few things of note and then we’ll move on.

I sure am glad for Vick, Petrino, the Falcons in general and the Mitchell report. If not for all of their drama, people might be talking about this game

I’ll give Belichick one thing, he certainly pays attention. One Patriots touchdown looked eerily familiar.

Can we just send the jury out of this one and declare Tom Brady a miserable human being? One his first touchdown pass and one where the Patriots exploited Anthony Smith, Brady went out of his way to trot down the field, single out Smith and brow beat him, screaming obscenities at Smith. Ok, I can understand you being pissed Smith made the ridiculous guarantee. And I can totally understand being pissed the headstrong safety called the Bungles receivers better. But your game plan was already geared toward humiliating him. If you really wanted to make your point, how about just walking up to him and saying something cold, like that one was for you. But to throw a hissy fit about it and using language you admit you cannot repeat in case your mother was listening? Are you a man or child?

Seriously, the poor sportsmanship, the cheating, the miserable ness, the whining, the petulant behavior, the joylessness in amazing accomplishments. When, tell me when, does karma come to strike back? Is she too busy at the moment doing publicity for My Name Is Earl? Someone break into the press junket and let her know what’s going on in Foxboro. I think she needs to know.

Hmmm, get killed by the elite team in the league on their field in the second half of the season, a potential rematch on the horizon in the playoffs where no one will give them a chance. I think this Steeler team has seen a similar situation, in say 2005?

If Belichick lets his team go undefeated, he’s dumber than I thought. By going undefeated in the regular season, you ratchet up your degree of difficulty in the playoffs to unknown proportions. And everyone knows the games in the playoffs are much more difficult than regular season affairs. If you go undefeated in the regular season, then lose in the playoffs, you would not be lauded, but ridiculed. It seems an unnecessary amount of pressure to apply to a team, especially one with an iffy, aging defense and a scant running game.

Aaron Smith went out of the game with a torn biceps, which explains the lack of a pass rush. And this week went out for the season and will require surgery. Which may explain our future lack of a pass rush should such a horrific occurrence comes to be. If ever there was a time for Nick Eason and Travis Kirschke to prove they are more than career journeymen, it is now.

What I liked from Pittsburgh – the Running game, the Passing game, the Run defense, Willie Parker leading the NFL in rushing.

What I did not like from Pittsburgh – Smith running his mouth and getting burned badly during the game. The defense giving up 399 yards of offense and letting Brady strafe them repeatedly without punishment. The red zone efficiency. Losing to a bunch of miserable, whiny cheaters.


NFL, the alternative Universe

Michael Vick faced his music, and it played to a tune of 23 months in prison. There still may be state charges against Vick, but that is unknown at the moment. What is known is that the very earliest he could be eligible for return to the NFL is 2009. That is f the state of Virginia does not pursue charges, if the NFL reinstates him and if some team is crazy enough to take a chance on him. I’m sure at this point the Dolphins would be happy to do anything to put people in the seats, even if it is taking on a convicted felon whose quarterback skills were questionable before a two year layoff from the game. We may have seen the last of Michael Vick in the NFL. Vick should be thankful. If he’d played two more seasons, opinions of him would have changed from dynamic game breaker to the next Kordell Stewart.

And the crap keeps rolling downhill for the Falcons. Head coach Bobby Petrino quit on the team, and his job, to bolt back to the security of the college ranks and snagged the head coaching job at Arkansas. Ironically, this happened the day after Arthur Blank said on national television he’s behind his coach for the future. Come on Petrino, Cam Cameron hasn’t given up yet, how can you? And for the rest of you NFL teams, please take note this situation, and Saban in Miami, and use it as a warning the next time you go sniffing around a big time college coach. They never transition well to the NFL once they’ve had the total autonomy that comes with coaching a college program.

A fan fell to his death at Monster Park during the 49ers game. The fan misjudged a ramp wall he attempted to sit on and plummeted 20 feet to the level below, landing on his head. Be careful at games, everyone, and mind the warning signs posted and don’t get goofy on ramps and walkways. Football games are supposed to be fun, exciting outings, not tragic scenes. Well, unless you’re watching a Raiders game.

Bronco punter Todd Sauerbrun was cited for simple assault early last Saturday stemming from an incident outside a restaurant. This could lead to more discipline from the NFL, who previously suspended Sauerbrun for the first month of the 2006 season for using a banned dietary supplement. Seriously? The punter? Who does he train with in the off season, Janikowski?

This is, bar none, the greatest story of the 2007 NFL season.


Upon Further Review

Too much baggage. As I feared, Pittsburgh had way too much baggage, too many questions and not enough answers for their trip to Foxboro.

Young Anthony Smith was given a valuable lesson. Some teams feed off of nonsense like guarantees. He seemed to not realize, or neglect the fact, that the core of the New England Patriots runs on an Us against the world mentality. And when they hear the world crowing for their collective necks, they stiffen up. And when one of the latest proclaimed giant killers starts spouting inflammatory rubbish, they get mad. New England molded that anger into a plan that made a young, headstrong safety pay dearly for making such foolish proclamations. Twice.

As last week progressed, I figured we were toast. Not that I did not believe we could win, just too many signs pointed to a loss. Everyone and their mother’s brother came out of the woodwork to jump on the Steeler bandwagon. They extolled the Steeler team as a giant killer noting past slayings, how they matched up against the Pats and how these favorable match ups would equate a destruction of the Patriots and their undefeated season. They gave lists of not how they could win, but why they would win. And all week hardly anyone said how, why, if or when the Pats would emerge from the contest victorious. And Belichick, Brady and the rest just sat there, saying very little, watching, and listening. They took it all in, and when Sunday came, they stood up and said, oh yeah? Well watch this. And they went to prompt work with typical results. All the babbling did all week was pump the heads of a team not ready to play the elite Patriot machine, and unfortunately reinvigorate that machine which had fallen into a lull over the past few weeks.

Pittsburgh was weighed down by the expectations, hopes and needs of everyone in the NFL universe minus Patriot fans. And they were obviously not ready to live up to those expectations. I thought they would probably lose, and while I hate it, it’s ok. We needed to see where we stood, and it’s not close to the level on which New England resides. But you need to find these things out now, before it matters most. I hope we get another crack at them in the playoffs. I hope we get another crack at Brady. I hope Polamalu is healthy, and efficient, for that contest. And I hope for a different result once the final gun sounds.


Steelers Around the World

The team and its faithful venture this week to much warmer climates, specifically to Barcelona. The second largest city in Spain is home to over 5 million people in the urban region of Barcelona. This cultural and economic center is a favorite tourist destination filled with a rich heritage on display for all to see.

The origin of Barcelona is quite interesting, and is the basis of two separate legends. The first is that the city was founded by Hercules 400 years before the building of Rome and then rebuilt by the Hamiclar Barca, Hannibal’s father. The second is not quite as interesting, merely attributing the city’s foundation directly to Hamiclar Barca. Either way, the foundations of this city are quite fascinating.

Located on the edge of the Mediterranean Sea, Barcelona’s climate and attractive beaches and parks make for a much desired vacation spot. In the coldest months of the year, Barcelona averages a temperature of 50 degrees, making it a great getaway location even in chillier weather. Snowfall is so rare in this region, locals look upon its rare happenings as a special event.

If visiting Barcelona and tiring of the beaches restaurants, shops and parks, one can find plenty to do in the museums, theaters and concert halls that permeate the city. The city has a museum for every taste and desire, ranging from Romanesque art, modern art and a Picasso museum to Egyptian, a renowned science museum and even one dedicated to erotica.

Let’s say none of these things are attractive, and you would prefer some sporting action. No problem, Barcelona has your ticket. Being the host of the 1992 Summer Olympics might help a city know a thing or two about putting on a sporting event. Soccer tops the popularity charts, with local team FC Barcelona being the biggest draw. It’s also one of the biggest in Europe and a two time winner of the UEFA Champions League. But Barcelona offers many other sporting events for the connoisseur to partake in, including basketball, handball and roller hockey.

For this game, we will play in one of Barcelona’s two UEFA 5 star rated soccer stadiums, the Camp Nou. Built between 1954 and 1957, this 98,772 seat capacity beauty is the largest stadium in Europe. Home to numerous soccer matches, the Camp Nou has also hosted numerous musical acts as well as Pope John Paul II. The stadium will soon undergo a remodeling for its 50th anniversary, adding 10,000 seats and becoming a larger part of the community.

The opponents who take the pitch to do battle with the Steelers will be the San Diego Chargers. Hailing from another sea side city with a great climate, the Chargers should feel right at home in Barcelona. Plus, the extra travel time from the West Coast might wipe them out.


Programming Change

So we have had the world of the NFL Network in our homes, ok some of our homes, for a few years now. I enjoy their programming, but they could do so much more. Honestly, how many times a day does one really need to see Total Access, especially in the off season? I’d say twice, tops. Some of the best shows to watch currently are repeats of America’s Game (boy they show the Steelers episodes often) or programs from the NFL Films archives.

As a matter of fact, one of the best NFL Films programs is always the Football Follies. Everyone loves the game already, so the appeal is there. The follies make it more relatable to the average viewer when we see these super human players act, well, goofy, funny or just make the typical human mistakes.

So why not expand on this? How about more original programming? Perhaps some with this wacky bent, or maybe a show geared toward spreading some information and knowledge to players and fans? How about an interview show? I think it’s high time the NFL Network increased its popularity, used the amazing tool that is television and expanded its programming. Lucky for them, I have a few ideas up my sleeve to get the network on its way.

Misery Football Theater – NFL Replay has been a hit. Taking the best games between talented opponents and giving them another viewing, how could it not be? But there are never 16 good games each week, no matter how good the match ups might be. So what to do with the crappy games? Just throw them in the archives, never to see the light of day again? Certainly not! Take a few hours show a few jokesters sitting around, watching the game and cracking wise. You could have a revolving list of people taking part each week, guest comedians, football fanatics, super fans. The possibilities, much like the jokes, would be limitless. And as long as we have the Falcons, Dolphins and Raiders, the games will be limitless as well.

Football Feast – Did you ever watch Taste of America with Mark DeCarlo on the Food Network? Mark hosts a fascinating show in which he travels around, finds some local delicacies and uncovers out how to make them and what makes them so darned tasty. But Mark never focuses long enough on one dish, restaurant or city, and I think he might be a little too irreverent as a host. Luckily, the NFL has a great host who could take this type of show to new heights. I’m speaking of course of perhaps the preeminent foodie in the NFL, John Madden. How would we know about turducken if it were not for John? Here is John’s opportunity to expose us to even more delicious morsels. This show would be perfect, and easy to do since each week Sunday Night Football already treats viewers to footage of a local delicacy being prepared. Why not just jump on this and run? It would be a perfect half hour show. John would wander down to a local favorite or hot spot, preferably with a player or two from the host city, and sample a unique dish. We’d see John talking with the proprietors, chefs and customers, and perhaps see John try his hand at making a dish. The show would end with John rating the food on a scale of 1 to 5 BOOMs. A hit before it even airs one episode.

Livin’ Large with Deion Sanders – This show is geared toward the younger set of fans, and players in the NFL. Each week, Deion takes a few boisterous, up and coming players and teaches them how to live large in the NFL world. Deion would dispense advice regarding celebrations on the field and in the end zone, trash talking, posse size and structure, the pluses and minuses of bling, housing and much more. By the end of each show, Deion will have instructed the kids in the proper ways to be Prime Time.

Safety First with Rod Woodson – One of the best safeties of all time, Rod brings his knowledge and experience to the airwaves. Each week Rod will dispense tips of the trade geared toward those who follow in his footsteps. How do deal with those pesky rug burns from artificial turf. Eye black, helpful or just cosmetic? Dealing with petulant receivers. Things that those who roam the defensive backfields need to know for today’s game.

I Was Running! – hosted by Marshall Faulk, this show would be a weekly interview segment featuring one of the games great running backs, and on occasion some of the worst or even those with shooting star careers. Marshall and the weekly guest will talk about their greatest runs, worst runs, craziest runs and if they ever had the runs. Plus whatever else comes to mind.

So how about it NFL Network, are you ready to expand your programming? Just give me a jingle, I’d love to sit in on Misery Football Theater, or hit a few spots with John. Say the word and I’m there. And maybe we can put a plan together to get the Super Bust moving as well.


Idiot of the week

Without a doubt, and with much embarrassment, this week we award Steeler safety Anthony Smith with our dubious honor. Not only did he make the ridiculous guarantee of a win over the Pats, while still hedging said guarantee with plenty of if we do this or that nonsense, but he did it without paying attention to the fact that the Patriots thrive on this sort of thing. Then he goes out and gets scorched in the game twice for touchdowns. Was it just me or did it seem as though New England purposely picked on the young safety? And then Monday, he shows no learning of lesson by spouting off that sure they lost, but Pittsburgh we’ll see the Patriots again next month. Come on Anthony! Learn when to say when! You got toasted, and now you’re calling them out again for a rematch, in the same stadium, during the playoffs? Mind you, I too would love to have another shot at them, but one must know when to back off. Anthony, boast only in victory, and then keep it muted. Let your play do the talking, not your mouth. You trash talked first, and then you got schooled. You talked again, and now you are an idiot.

An honorable mention goes out to Michael Vick, for throwing it all away over a despicable pastime.


On Tap This Week

Despite the horror of Sunday afternoon, from a picks standpoint, the week was none too shabby.

Last week 13-3
Season to date 138-70

If a certain team from a certain city known for its steel production would have been able to knock a certain whiny quarterback around, I may have won the week. But no worries, there is always next time. Now, how about we dive into this delicious spread of games?


Thursday

Denver (6-7) at Houston (6-7)

Sure its football, but at what price? Excuse me if both teams under whelm. Houston has had issue after issue, although for them this is thus far a successful season. Denver found some offense, but will they pack it for the trip? I say, and hope, yes.

Broncos over Texans


Saturday

Cincinnati (5-8) at San Francisco (3-10)

Bungles go for meaningless win number two over, Ummm, who does San Francisco have left at quarterback? The Patriots will sit at home rooting for Cincinnati. Boy that top five pick is looking mighty tasty right now.

Bengals over 49ers


Sunday

Buffalo (7-6) at Cleveland (8-5)

Who would have thought after week one that this would be an intriguing, and potentially great, game with playoff implications? Not I, for certain. But here we are. I’d like to see the Buffalo story continue, but something about these Cleveland dawgs tells me otherwise.

Browns over Bills


Tennessee (7-6) at Kansas City (4-9)

Yeah, umm. KC has already locked up their losing season, might as well go for double digit losses and good draft position. Plus, it might be nice if Vince Young finally showed up.

Titans over Chiefs


Atlanta (3-10) at Tampa Bay (8-5)

No franchise quarterback, no coach, no chance. Could things get any worse for Atlanta? Sure, how about another loss?

Buccaneers over Falcons


Seattle (9-4) at Carolina (5-8)

Hmmm, Seattle seems to be coming on strong as of late. Just the right time to get hot, too. Carolina begins the countdown to the Bill Cowher regime.

Seahawks over Panthers


Green Bay (11-2) at St. Louis (3-10)

Division champs? Check. Playoff spot secured? Check. What’s left for the Pack? How about some rehab snaps for Brett and showing off that diamond in the rough Ryan Grant.

Packers over Rams


Baltimore (4-9) at Miami (0-13)

Baltimore is broken, their spirit shattered after a disastrous near win and the emotional let down and destruction at the hands of the Colts. I hope they have enough left in their tanks to help keep history going. Perhaps Cleo Lemon can assist.

Ravens over Dolphins


New York Jets (3-10) at New England (13-0)

If Mangini is too afraid to go for the win on 4th down, behind by 5 points at home with less than two minutes remaining, how scared will he be this week? Wait, what am I saying, like he’d ever get that chance. Take the over, and the spread. Woof.

Patriots over Jets


Arizona (6-7) at New Orleans (6-7)

New Orleans found out last week it does not need Reggie Bush to win big. Arizona will be a test, no doubt, but something tells me the boys from Nawlins will prevail. Plus, who would have thought these two teams would be playing this late in the season in a game with playoff implications for both squads?

Saints over Cardinals


Jacksonville (9-4) at Pittsburgh (9-4)

The best test of a team comes after a tough loss, and how they perform the next week. Gee, I hope we pass this one. The boys have not had the best of luck with Jacksonville lately. Nah, no need to worry, we’ll find a way.

Steelers over Jaguars


Indianapolis (11-2) at Oakland (4-9)

There’s a good chance Indianapolis could be on Jim Sorgi time before the first half ends. Now there would be an intriguing side bet.

Colts over Raiders


Philadelphia (5-8) at Dallas (12-1)

The poor Eagles, blasted from all sides, the butt of numerous jokes, ridiculed, derided and put down. And that’s just from Philly fans. Things get no better this week.

Cowboys over Eagles


Detroit (6-7) at San Diego (8-5)

Merriman’s out for the game, sprained a knee ligament. I guess it’s harder to recover from injuries without roids. Rivers will play, though. Like it’ll make things better. Detroit will be shell shocked by letting the potential win last week slide through their paws.

Chargers over Lions


Washington (6-7) at New York Giants (9-4)

They’ve had time to rest, time to mourn and time to prepare. But there is no time left on their season, short of three games. And as stellar as Collins played last week that magic most likely will not continue.

Giants over Redskins


Monday

Chicago (5-8) at Minnesota (7-6)

FINALLY!!! Finally Lovie woke up and realized where his future is behind center. Much to my long standing request, and immeasurable delight, we’ll see Kyle Orton starting this week for the Bears!!!! Unfortunately, it’s too little too late. He should have been in there weeks ago.

Vikings over Bears

The Crystal Ball 2007 Week 14

Consistency. We demand it of our teams, our coaches and our favorite players. We demand it of every service we use, every product we purchase and every place we go. We want them all to do everything well every time. In the high stakes world of the NFL, and our world in general, nothing less will suffice. So why do we not demand the same of referees?

Each year the call goes up, yet again, for full time referees. The arguments are there. They need to train and practice all season. They need to see different scenarios and situations. They need to be able to anticipate anything and everything that will happen on the football field. I agree. No longer can the NFL survive the future with men working these all important, and increasingly vital, positions on a part time basis. Of all major sports, the NFL is the only one without full time officials.

The NFL always touts out the same tired counter arguments whenever this idea crops up. Our referees are good. What would they do during the off season? It is too cost prohibitive. Blah blah blah. Sounds like a deflating hot air balloon to me.

I agree that the crop of referees we see each week are good, and perform admirably in difficult conditions under the microscope of public and media scrutiny. The crew that worked the Cleveland/Baltimore game stands out particularly for making the tough, but correct, call in a hostile environment that ultimately changed the face of the game. But they could be better. They could work through the off season to get better. Film study, practice sessions, reviewing game tapes from the past, and a revolving system of working with each team as they practice. This would not only help the referees with some actual live action practice, but the teams as well to help eliminate mistakes. Something both units could use.

As for the argument regarding money, that holds about as much water as a paper towel. The NFL generates 6.3 billion dollars a year. Are you honestly telling me you cannot find the money, with all that revenue, to hire full time people? If that is true then it might be best to look over your expenditures a bit, make sure you are not over paying for something, like say promotion for the Raiders.

So why am I now bringing out this, to this point, fruitless argument now?

Because Monday night’s game was a prime of example of a lack of consistency. The referees had none and appeared to favor one team over the other, especially near the end. The Patriots, either by their gravitas as a dominant team or their quest for an undefeated season, were given almost every call and had quite a few calls ignored.

Apparently, the vaunted Patriots offensive line never holds, even though anyone with one working eye could see them holding Ravens defensive players to stave off their ferocious blitz attack. Also, the Patriots defensive backs must never interfere with a pass, even though Hobbs specifically was at the very least holding. The Patriots receivers never interfere either, even though one could see push offs by all of their receivers throughout the evening. And possibly the worst non calls made by the officials all night were the obvious roughing the passer calls. I have seen enough games, and read enough from the league and heard enough in interviews to know that if you drive the quarterback into the turf after the pass is thrown that is an automatic unsportsmanlike call resulting in a 15 yard penalty and a first down. However, I counted no less than three of these instances by the Patriots defense on Kyle Boller, including a few times they purposefully dove for his legs, yet no flag could be found.

Time and again the officials, almost as much as the Ravens themselves, continued to give the Patriots repeated chances. After a while, if felt almost as if the league wanted the Patriots streak to continue as much as Boston fans. And by some of the calls, and more importantly the non calls, it looked as though the officials were instructed to make sure, subtly of course, that the Patriots had every opportunity to leave Baltimore undefeated.

Before you ask, and if you have read this column before you should ask; no this is not sour grapes. I did not expect the Ravens to win, and was surprised they performed as well as they did. This is asking for consistency. There cannot be different standards and interpretations of behavior for certain teams. If you commit a foul, it should be called regardless of the team. And if you are not calling them for one team, then you must ignore the infractions of the other. Mind you, I hate the game being played through the officials. It takes away the spontaneity of the contest and typically brings things to a screeching halt. But every crew, and the teams and league themselves, must be on the same page for things to work properly. If a fan base has to wonder if they’ll get screwed on the road or worse at home by the officiating crew, how does that help keep their interest?

If people feel they are getting a sub par product, or being cheated in what they get, eventually they stop buying. The NFL needs to keep this in mind every time they see a game called one sided. Their argument keeps getting thinner and thinner, and the more they delay, so will their sales and crowds and eventually, their spot at the top of the sports world.


Recap

Until I see some better performances from quite a few teams playing home games, I do not want to hear any chucklehead refer to their stadium as “our house”. If some of those players really think it is their house, they have little respect for where they live.

Andy Reid’s decision to go for touchdown at end of first half was a great decision. Badly executed, but a great decision. Come on, you couldn’t call a play action in there somewhere? Delayed draw? Quarterback bootleg? Something other than straight up the middle? It’s easy to wonder about it, though, since the Eagles, if having those three points, could have easily kicked a field goal at the very end instead of needing a touchdown.

I thought the Redskins did a great job of remembering Sean Taylor by running their first defensive play with only 10 players.

That’s the only thing they could do properly to honor Sean. You could not honor him with a win? That soils his memory more than anything.

Ok, I’ve come to the conclusion of Rex Grossman’s two biggest problems. One, he needs to get rid of ball under pressure. Twice in first half he had two huge sacks that gave up over 10 yards apiece. Two, where is he throwing half the time? Some of his passes are wildly overthrown and look as though they are to players who do not exist or he’s trying to give fans a souvenir.

Ok, yeah, Eli Manning had two good drives, right when it mattered most. But come on, he still turned the ball over 3 times. If the Bear offense had been any better, they would have amassed 21 points off those turnovers as opposed to 9 and there would never have been a game.

Remember, this is the same Eli who looked terrible for the seven quarters preceding the 4th quarter of the Bears game. The same bad decision making, same terrible play and most importantly the same questionable ability to lead. Also keep in mind Eli has 5 multi-interception games this season. Does that sound like a quarterback that will lead a team to a Super Bowl victory?

And while we are on the subject of the Giants, Tom Coughlin is an idiot. What is the deal with scoring the final touchdown so quickly and giving the Bears a chance to come back and win? You had the Bears by the throat, milk the clock!!!! What if one of Grossman’s last passes would have connected? Well then Coughlin would have looked like a jackass. Guess what? He is a jackass. That was a dumb play call. He should have drug out the possession and took as much time away from the clock, kicked the field goal and assured his team victory and taken away any possibility of a Bear come back. Its poor coaching like that which leads to Giant losses.

We had a McCown weekend in the NFL. Josh in Oakland threw 14-21 for 141 yards and 3 touchdowns to lead the Raiders to a 34-20 thrashing of nemesis Mike Shanahan and the Broncos. Meanwhile Luke, in relief of Jeff Garcia, played out of his mind with 29-37 for 313 yards 2 touchdowns and 1 interception day in a stunning come from behind victory on the road against New Orleans.

Think Josh’s performance will be enough to stave off Russell? Hee hee, me either.

So much for the genius of Mike Shanahan. Seriously, you cannot stop Josh McCown?

Is it just me, or are the Broncos the most maddening team in the NFL? Who can figure out which team will show up?

Sports Illustrated named Brett Favre their Sportsman of the Year. Will the disrespect of Tom Brady and the Patriots never end???

St. Louis and Carolina both won at home last week, for the first time all season.

I guess Whisenhunt did have something special for the Browns after all. I certainly will not complain.

Although I think Crennel, Winslow and the rest of the Browns have an argument that Winslow was forced out of the end zone at the conclusion of the game.

Memo to Tom Baby: There exists a line between fierce competitor and miserable whiny bitch. Step back, take a deep breath and look around at which side of the line you reside. It’s painfully obvious to the rest of us which side it is when you chew out officials because you feel you did not get a call.


Steelers 24 – Bengals 10

Who dey?

Who dey?

Who dey say gonna beat dem Bengals?

Hee hee.

Welcome to Pittsburgh, home of inclement weather games.

The temperature at the start of the game was 48 degrees. By the third quarter it was up to 54 degrees. Look out, global warming!

Is it just me or do these two teams really dislike each other? Some real chippy moments occurred all evening.

In their last 7 meetings, including the playoffs, the road team won every time. Someone had to break the streak.

Pittsburgh is now 7-0 at home this season.

The defense is allowing just over 230 yards of total offense to opposing teams. Almost 100 yards less than the league average. I hope that comes into play next week.

The offense and defense both got off to slow starts. Both units also started out with a few bonehead moments. The defense righted itself after the first Bungle possession; the offense took a bit longer to wake up. While that may be fine against teams like Cincinnati, it certainly will not fly next week.

The kickoff coverage, however, was much improved. It was nice to see them stepping up their game.

The passing game was much improved all the way around as well. Ben made better, and quicker, decisions, the line gave great protection and the receivers got open and made plays.

There is but one thing, however, I am sure of in this topsy turvy world. Life is good when Hines is smiling.

And Hines had plenty of reasons to smile when he set the Steelers all time record for touchdowns, surpassing John Stallworth when he caught his 64th career touchdown. Congratulations Hines, a better player and person could not deserve more.

Hines kept smiling all game, even after a third quarter catch when he caught the ball, in triple coverage, for a first down and got hammered afterwards. The replay produced a BOOM from Madden. Everyone loves when Madden goes BOOM.

I was a bit uncomfortable during the game when Madden began talking about wet spots. Anyone else?

The Bungles are so bad they even screwed up a chance at a safety. Pathetic. They are who everyone thinks they are.

Boy, Houshmandzadeh was complaining so much, I thought he was doing an impression of Tom Baby.

RB situation looked a bit thin with Davenport shelved. I am getting slightly worried about depth and experience as the endgame of the season begins to unfold. Hopefully Davenport will be ready to go this week, as all indications point to that direction.

Speaking of running backs, Willie Parker needs to hold onto the ball better in bad weather. He had four fumbles, and two were lost to the Bungles. I hope this is not a bad habit creeping in. Parker blamed it on himself and took responsibility, and hopefully shows marked improvement this week.

Pittsburgh lost the turnover battle for the game, but still managed to win thanks to the defense bailing them out of a few sticky situations. That will not fly next week as the Patriots thrive on exploiting mistakes. Hmmm, must be a big game next week or something.

And another first occurred during the game as Tomlin finally won a challenge, and is now 2-5 in challenges for the season. Better than before I suppose but jeez that could be improved upon. I hope he made his own news report.

Weird thing, Tomlin won his first challenge of the season on a Parker fumble. The very next play, Parker fumbled again. Tomlin challenged again, and bingo, same result. Tomlin gets two quick challenge wins. Not long after that, Parker fumbled yet again, and Tomlin challenged yet again, but the trifecta was not to be.

Ben had one bad interception in the 4th, just a duck of a pass. These kinds of mistakes, bad passes, fumbles, slow starts, should not be made this late in the season no matter the weather.

What I liked from Pittsburgh: improved passing game, overcoming slow start, stifling defense, strong special teams play.

What I Did Not Like from Pittsburgh: slow start; Willie Parker’s fumbling problem, push from the line for running game.


NFL, the alternative Universe

During the Eagles/Seahawks game, Tony Siragusa commented on the rain in the 3rd quarter, stating it was coming down almost sideways. Wait a beat, and Daryl Johnston responded, “Ok Forrest.” Almost did a spit take all over my laptop.

While not football related per se, I still found this fascinating. NBC is bringing back American Gladiators! I loved this show not only for the athleticism and competition, but for the sheer cheesiness of it. I worried that they may eliminate the cheese factor, but when I heard Hulk Hogan would host, I knew all would be right with the world. Somewhere, Hines is smiling.

Did you know you can create our own personalized pep talks from Peyton Manning? What a brilliant concept! Check it out here. You think Brady sits at home at night, crafting new ones and sends them to Belichick just to see if he’ll show any emotion?

The NFL honored Sean Taylor league wide over the weekend in a great gesture from every team. The efforts were heartfelt and touched many within the league and beyond. But it also served as a reminder of how much young black athletes are a target for violence and what a waste the loss of this young man truly is.

Four kids with no connection to Taylor were arrested last week in connection with his slaying. Random violence and a botched robbery caused Taylor’s death, nothing more sinister or devious. It makes the whole situation that much more maddening, depressing and sad. I must ask again, what is wrong with our world where a young man working to become a responsible man, father, spouse, son and member of the community is senselessly gunned down because someone is too lazy and stupid to go out and earn their own way in the world?


Upon Further Review

Despite the obviously questionable calls from the referees, let’s make one thing painfully clear. The Ravens lost Monday night. The Patriots did not win the game, the Ravens lost it. They gave the Pats another win on a night when New England was vulnerable and Baltimore had the motivation, match ups and drive to win. And if you watched the game, it was pretty easy to see why this happened.

Mental errors - The Ravens piled on one dumb mistake after another and all could be attributed to mental breakdowns. The penalties they amassed pass interference, offside, encroachment, unsportsmanlike conduct, holding, were terrible. Most, if not all, could be eliminated if they just kept their heads about themselves. If they were not drawing the flag, then they were just screwing up. Blown coverages, missed tackles or not keeping Brady contained broke their backs in the second half. They could not keep their head about them in any way shape or form. As the game approached conclusion, Baltimore emotionally was all over the place. Screaming, jawing and imploding into numerous penalties, capped by Bart Scott’s rage fueled actions that resulted in two unsportsmanlike conduct penalties from arguing with the official (always a bad idea no matter what he’s been calling you) and throwing said official’s flag into the stands. Meanwhile, their Patriot counterparts were calm, cool, collected and deadly efficient in the face of potential disaster.

Missed opportunities – This killed the Ravens all night long, especially in the fourth quarter. Boller’s bad interception when driving deep into Patriot territory crushed them. They had a chance to put up a multiple score lead and failed. Ed Reed’s interception, which was fabulous as Brady had only been intercepted 4 times all year to that point. But then he fumbles the ball on the return. This marked another mental error, as Reed tried to use the opportunity for personal glory as opposed to taking care of the ball and giving his team a gift. Brady’s deflected pass, no one lunged for this ball. It hung in the air longer than David Blaine, and still no one came up with it. The inability to gain one meaningful first down in the entire fourth quarter. If they had done this just once, they probably would have gone on to win.

Bad coaching – This plagues the Ravens in every game, but was terribly evident Monday night. The team had great success all night with the run, gouging the Patriot defense and knocking them on their heels. But in the fourth quarter, the Pats sold out and stacked the box, shutting down McGahee. Did the Ravens adjust? No, they kept going run, run, pass which resulted in three possessions that ended after three plays each. Apparently no one on their offensive staff thought of using a delayed draw, a bootleg option, a play action pass, an option play, a rollout or some other misdirection play to move the chains. Nope, just run up the middle twice, pass and punt. Rex Ryan’s horrible time out, when his defense was ready for the quick snap, killed an already reeling defense. Their defense also shifted from the aggressive set it used most of the game to a prevent defense, which we’ve said before prevents nothing.

The Patriots played poorly, at least for them, and had all their weaknesses and warts exposed for a second week in a row. But they played best when it mattered most. Lucky for them, the Ravens folded under pressure and lost the game. I certainly hope the Patriots put something nice under Billick’s tree this year; he sure put a nice gift under theirs.


Steelers Around the World

The Steelers take on one last cold weather trip with a visit to Stockholm. The capital, and largest city, in Sweden is home to the Swedish government, parliament as well as the official residence of the Swedish monarch. Stockholm is also home to almost 2 million Swedes.

Located on the east coast of Sweden, Stockholm is situated next to the bay Riddarfjarden, which is where Lake Malaren meets the Baltic Sea. Due to its lack of heavy industry, Stockholm is one of the cleanest metropolises in the world. But Stockholm does not hurt for work. High technology and tourism play huge roles in the economy of the city, and bring people to this beautiful area not only to work, but play as well.

Stockholm also provides the visitor not only with a clean, beautiful city as a backdrop, but plenty to do as well. Stockholm is home to the Royal Swedish Opera, founded in 1773, and the Royal Dramatic Theatre, of the most renowned theaters in all of Europe. Each year the city hosts a Jazz festival for music lovers everywhere. The city’s oldest section still features a medieval street layout, showing the city’s history and heritage. And Stockholm is one a great place to investigate museums, as the city houses over 70 museums covering almost any subject a visitor would desire.

Sports fans in Stockholm want for nothing either as options galore are available for one and all. Of course plenty of outdoor activities take place in the water, with boating and swimming popular. And considering the climate, Stockholm has a cornucopia of winter sports available. For spectators, soccer and ice hockey satiate their appetites as the main consumable sports available. But handball gives people a tasty appetizer as well.

For our game, we’ll be playing at Stockholms Olympiastadion, which dates back to 1912 and the Olympic Games then hosted by this fine city. While probably having the smallest capacity of any stadium, in the low 20,000s, this facility has history and simplicity of design on its side.

For our game, the Steelers will face off against the Buffalo Bills. This team knows cold weather, and would be prepared to give Pittsburgh a great game.


Idiot of the week

The Redskins, Bears, Eagles, Chiefs and Saints all share this award. With the playoffs on the line and needing every win possible, none of these teams could take care of business at home. What’s worse, all of these teams held leads in the second half, and three of them held leads late into the 4th quarter, and still they could not eek out a victory to buoy their flagging seasons.

The Saints had a horrible fumble on an ill advised trick play, when all they really needed to do was run the ball up the middle, caused by all first round Bush that helped destroy their chances.

The Chiefs defense allowed the Chargers, and their shaky play calling, to run rampant over them to the tune of Tomlinson for 177 yards.

The Bears allowed Eli Manning, who had been shaky at best all day, to lead two late scoring drives and for Derrick Ward to run all over them all day long.

The Redskins had a mental breakdown from Joe Gibbs, of all people, to give Buffalo a chip shot field goal attempt. But the team allowed the Bills back in the game long before Buffalo had a chance at the game winning kick. This loss was made especially painful by the fact that they were playing to honor Sean Taylor. Sean would not have allowed the Bills to kick and scrape their way back into the game.

For performing like this when the stakes are at their highest, you are all idiots.

An honorary mention goes to Brian Billick for throwing away not a winnable game, but a game the Ravens had won. How long before Raven management wakes up and realizes what a terrible coach they have employed?


On Tap This Week

Apparently, with playoff implications on the line, too many teams this week decided they did not want to take care of business and beat the teams they should, especially at home. And it affected my outcome as well.

Last week 10-6
Season to date 125-67

Before this weekend, I was four out of the lead and now I am six out. Thanks to a few teams unable to beat opponents to which they are superior, my record fell sadly. I may bust the Patriots for running up the score and being sore winners, but at least they crush inferior competition, not lose to them. Ok, time to move on, a new week awaits.

Hopefully more than a few teams, especially those with playoff hopes on life support can take a cue from Elvis and TCB.


Thursday

Chicago (5-7) at Washington (5-7)

Ugh. Two teams who seem to be incapable of holding a lead. Ok, let’s try this one more time. The Redskins win fueled by emotion and a need to honor Sean with a victory. If not, then perhaps their emotional fallout will be too much to overcome this season.

Redskins over Bears


Sunday

Miami (0-12) at Buffalo (6-6)

Miami’s march for history had a scare last week, but they buckled down and got the job done when it mattered most. Four games remaining and four hurdles left. Come on boys, get it done in Buffalo and march one step closer to the record books!

Bills over Dolphins


St. Louis (3-9) at Cincinnati (4-8)

Oooooh, a pu pu platter game! I’ll take the Bungles and a meaningless win at home for $400 Alex.

Bengals over Rams


New York Giants (8-4) at Philadelphia (5-7)

Since Feeley turned out not to be the second coming of Jeff Garcia, it seems McNabb could be ready to start come Sunday. Big surprise there. The Giants are not that good, although they pounded Philly last time. For some reason, I get the feeling this is one of those McNabb proves something to the world games. Or it could be McNabb auditions for another team games. Either way…

Eagles over Giants


Dallas (11-1) at Detroit (6-6)

It’s hard to imagine now that there was a point this season when this game might have been intriguing. Back when Detroit showed some winning ways. Of course, that point is long gone, and after this game, so will be Kitna’s prediction for the Lions.

Cowboys over Lions


Oakland (4-8) at Green Bay (10-2)

Ok, JaMarcus Russell looked intriguing, and McCown looked stellar. And Brett may be playing hurt or even, gasp!, miss the game. Still, in Green Bay in December I’ll take a banged up Brett or a fresh to the team Craig Nall any day over the Raiders. Oakland played impressively last week, but no one noticed they used up all their offense for the rest of the month on Sunday. And besides, you think a ding in his wing is gonna slow Brett down?

Packers over Raiders


San Diego (7-5) at Tennessee (7-5)

After finally returning from injury, Haynesworth may be out again thanks to a bad hamstring. Without him clogging the middle, a rejuvenated Tomlinson could have yet another big day. I’ll take a chance here.

Chargers over Titans


Pittsburgh (9-3) at New England (12-0)

This is it. This is the test. This game will show everyone how close, or far, Tomlin’s Steelers are to the promised land. As they say, you need to beat the best to be the best. I certainly hope Tomlin, LeBeau, Arians, Farrior, Roethlisberger, and most importantly, Parker were all taking notes on Monday night. They better have, as it seems everyone and their brother seems to believe, hope and pray we do what no one has been able to do thus far. Apparently we carry the dreams and wishes of 30 other teams, their fan bases and the general media and public. I hope that’s not too much baggage for a road trip.

Steelers over Patriots


Tampa Bay (8-4) at Houston (5-7)

Houston left Tennessee a broken team. Tampa Bay, however, showed its resiliency on the road. I guess it matters not who lines up behind center for Gruden.

Buccaneers over Texans


Carolina (5-7) at Jacksonville (8-4)

Hey, Carolina won a home game! Good for them. Shame they will not be able to turn it into a streak. Jacksonville lost to the Colts, but for the second time this season, just barely. Del Rio continues to keep his team in a wild card pole position.

Jaguars over Panthers


Minnesota (6-6) at San Francisco (3-9)

Who wants to play Minnesota right now? Excellent running game combined with smart play by Jackson and a stiffening defense. Even on the road I like them to make the 49er defense feel bad about themselves.

Vikings over 49ers


Arizona (6-6) at Seattle (8-4)

Stunning victory by Arizona to keep their playoff hopes afloat. Unfortunately, the Seattle defense is rounding into form and Alexander showed he still has something left in the tank. Without their big receivers, Warner and Whisenhunt may have more than a touch of trouble this week.

Seahawks over Cardinals


Cleveland (7-5) at New York Jets (3-9)

Despite a tough loss, Cleveland fought all the way to the end last week. And New York, well it’s pretty easy to hang 40 points on a winless team. I like Crennel and the boys to do what Pittsburgh could not.

Browns over Jets


Kansas City (4-8) at Denver (5-7)

I see Denver doing just enough to pull out a win, keep some faint flicker of playoff hope alive and keep the turnstiles at Invesco moving. Nothing like false hope to keep the fans coming back. I hope they do not burn me, again.

Broncos over Chiefs


Indianapolis (10-2) at Baltimore (4-8)

Old Baltimore versus old Cleveland in a playoff rematch. Something tells me Peyton scores a touchdown this time around. Something also tells me the Ravens will revert to form after last week’s devastation.

Colts over Ravens


Monday

New Orleans (5-7) at Atlanta (3-9)

Big Monday night game on the same day as Vick’s sentencing. I would be hard pressed to imagine anyone thought this is what Atlanta’s season would come to this time last year. Just a sad tragic fall for everyone involved. I guess one crappy team has to win. Since New Orleans cannot at home, perhaps the road will treat them better.

Saints over Falcons